level up! an rpg adventure

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Freddino18
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Re: level up! an rpg adventure

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:23 pm UTC

Spoiler:
4: Internal Compass
1: Movement
0: Fucks Given
3: Extra Lives
3: Kill (all)
4: Defense
1: Speak Languages (English)
1: Sight
2: Extra arms
2: Tentacle Arms
1: Surprise
0: Street Cred

>Ask where the pee-sau can be found
>politely declines the gaurds' offer
Cautiously pessimistic.
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Re: level up! an rpg adventure

Postby Peaceful Whale » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:17 pm UTC

The guards shrug, and the hermit that you ask just keeps staring out into space. Aperently pea-su doesn't excist.

Freddino leveles up! Street cred +1.
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Re: level up! an rpg adventure

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:12 pm UTC

Spoiler:
4: Internal Compass
1: Movement
0: Fucks Given
3: Extra Lives
3: Kill (all)
4: Defense
1: Speak Languages (English)
1: Sight
2: Extra arms
2: Tentacle Arms
1: Surprise
1: Street Cred

>Look around
>Ask where the nearest tavern/eating establishment can be found
Cautiously pessimistic.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
RAPTOR BLENDERS!

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Peaceful Whale
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Re: level up! an rpg adventure

Postby Peaceful Whale » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:05 pm UTC

Freddino finds himself in the middle of the town, people mill about, smelling of animals and waste. Quite a few people were missing teeth, appendages, and wit. Over all it was above average dark age village. Before you can even ask some for the nearest tavern. You smell what can only be described as the new invention called pizza. You see it at the end of the road.

Freddino levels up! Smell +1!
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Re: level up! an rpg adventure

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:06 pm UTC

Spoiler:
4: Internal Compass
1: Movement
0: Fucks Given
3: Extra Lives
3: Kill (all)
4: Defense
1: Speak Languages (English)
1: Sight
2: Extra Arms
2: Tentacle Arms
1: Surprise
1: Street Cred
1: Smell, Sense of
0: Question
0: Sarcasm
0: Wit
0: Ponder

>Questions the narrator's grammar, and ponders why the narrator is a cat.
>Walks towards the smell of "Pizza".

Edit: >Attempts to import items from other save.

Code: Select all

Fred, Vampire. Power: Level 73 Necromancer. Alias: UNKNOWN.
Inventory: Brian blood, contaminated with unicorn blood: 1,700 gallons. Brian blood, pure: 4,999.7 gallons. Brian, a bit marinated, blood contaminated, heroin addict: 1. Flicky, bird, SUPER HIGH, heroin addict: 1. Blowtorch: |-3|. Water, contains: pet fish, SUPER HIGH, probably dead: 1; suspicious: 25.1 gallons.

Companions:
Flicky, Superheroine. Power: SUPER HEROIN. Aliases: Brian, Chick-flick, Flikcy, JESUS CHRIST.

Shouty, Flicky's partner. Power: SUPER LOUDNESS. Alias: UNKNOWN.
Inventory: Unknown
Cautiously pessimistic.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
RAPTOR BLENDERS!

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Peaceful Whale
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Re: level up! an rpg adventure

Postby Peaceful Whale » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:51 pm UTC

Freddino levels up! Sarcasm +1!

Error, save file corrupt.

As you walk towards the pizza place, the blind hermit grabs your leg, and shoves a small coin into your sock. "For you poor sir"
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