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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:02 pm UTC

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ObsessoMom wrote:I have seen the fried ones advertised as "spring rolls," but not at authentic dim sum restaurants.
There could be a US/UK distinction here - the term "egg roll" is something I've only heard on American TV shows.
I just looked up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_roll and all of them are the kind that's in pastry. I think America is outnumbered on this one.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:14 pm UTC

In my brain egg roll and spring roll the same thing. But I've also learned not to rely on my brain too much
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:26 pm UTC

Your brain is beautiful, heury. <3
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Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:02 pm UTC

As beautiful as a spring roll?
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:05 pm UTC

Even more beautiful than that.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby somitomi » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:15 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Does everyone's mother tell stories this way? :P

Not exactly this way, but my mom is the "starts from the big bang" kind of storyteller.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:50 am UTC

That's what she told me last night.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:57 am UTC

heuristically_alone wrote:I enjoy my mother stories. And my mother.


See, this is why you need to talk to mine if you want to slow down time!

Spoiler:
Although, for the full effect, my dad needs to be there as well. Mom frequently interrupts herself to double-check unimportant details with him.

For example she'll tell me that Phyllis, the Canadian accountant she sat next to on the plane to Spain, reminded her of Harold's wife--Harold being the dentist from Iowa, who shared their dinner table on a cruise back in 2005. Then Mom and Dad have to bicker for several minutes about whether Harold's wife's name was Helen or Alice, before deciding, as they always do, that Mom's first guess about Harold's wife's name was right all along. Only THEN can I be told that Phyllis's son was a world-class ice dancer, and here's the funny story he told Phyllis about what happened to him in a post office in Argentina.

Yeah, I know, I've got to let go of the quaint notion that conversation is more about the transmission of actual content than it is about establishing all this bewildering interpersonal dynamics crap.

Mom's an extrovert. Her conversations are primarily about relationships--with her audience, and with the people she meets. Even her constant bickering with Dad (over tiny details that make no difference to the story) is about reinforcing her relationship with Dad, while she's talking to me.

I find all this complicated social stuff exhausting, but she finds it reinvigorating, so I do my best to make her happy. Dad and I are both very quiet introverts, so maybe these strategies are the only way she can get the kind of animated reactions from us that she seems to need.

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Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:53 am UTC

Maybe you should be a story teller.
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Postby ObsessoMom » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:35 am UTC

I am. But passive-aggressively.

This has been very therapeutic.

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Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:38 am UTC

That's the best kind of Storytelling
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:44 am UTC

No double posting, so only 94 more opportunities for me to work out all my mommy issues in this thread.

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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:49 am UTC

Aren't you our mummy? :P
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:59 am UTC

I always wanted a real mom.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:31 am UTC

ObsessoMom appears to be the mother to all gays.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:56 am UTC

Sure! But you don't have to be gay for me to hover and fuss over you. I'm an equal-opportunity helicopter parent.

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:58 am UTC

OK. I'm gonna stay just as queer anyway. <3
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:09 am UTC

That's fine, sweetie. Shall I skip the reminders to floss your teeth, and move right on to the excruciatingly awkward personal questions?

It's a mother's duty to drive her kids bonkers, and I take that job very seriously.

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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:19 am UTC

Hmm, yes, I should probably floss tonight. :P Thanks for the reminder.

I will bear in mind your advice for if I ever become a mother. :D
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:53 am UTC

I love answering excruciatingly awkward questions.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:03 am UTC

heury, do you love me?

Too awkward? :P
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:54 pm UTC

ObsessoMom wrote:
heuristically_alone wrote:I enjoy my mother stories. And my mother.


See, this is why you need to talk to mine if you want to slow down time!

Spoiler:
Although, for the full effect, my dad needs to be there as well. Mom frequently interrupts herself to double-check unimportant details with him.

For example she'll tell me that Phyllis, the Canadian accountant she sat next to on the plane to Spain, reminded her of Harold's wife--Harold being the dentist from Iowa, who shared their dinner table on a cruise back in 2005. Then Mom and Dad have to bicker for several minutes about whether Harold's wife's name was Helen or Alice, before deciding, as they always do, that Mom's first guess about Harold's wife's name was right all along. Only THEN can I be told that Phyllis's son was a world-class ice dancer, and here's the funny story he told Phyllis about what happened to him in a post office in Argentina.

Yeah, I know, I've got to let go of the quaint notion that conversation is more about the transmission of actual content than it is about establishing all this bewildering interpersonal dynamics crap.

Mom's an extrovert. Her conversations are primarily about relationships--with her audience, and with the people she meets. Even her constant bickering with Dad (over tiny details that make no difference to the story) is about reinforcing her relationship with Dad, while she's talking to me.

I find all this complicated social stuff exhausting, but she finds it reinvigorating, so I do my best to make her happy. Dad and I are both very quiet introverts, so maybe these strategies are the only way she can get the kind of animated reactions from us that she seems to need.



As the only introvert in a house full of extroverts, i feel your pain.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

Post number N
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

na na na na na....


Spoiler:
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:59 pm UTC

I win.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:03 pm UTC

I lose.
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:08 pm UTC

congratulations, you might already be a wiener!
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Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:46 pm UTC

Will you roast me over a fire?
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:14 pm UTC

tastes like pork. delicious.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:41 pm UTC

υ

(Seems phonically appropriate to the context.)

Is that what Neil Diamond is talking about in that "Cracklin' Rosie" song?

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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:44 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I will bear in mind your advice for if I ever become a mother. :D
I just realised I accidentally made a pun here.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:15 am UTC

You're so witty, even you have to struggle to keep up with you.

φ or ϕ

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:15 am UTC

:D
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:06 pm UTC

χ (not x)

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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:12 pm UTC

ceci n'est pas x
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Postby ObsessoMom » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:16 pm UTC

ψ

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:43 pm UTC

A candelabra?
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:55 pm UTC

by Poseidon's Trident!
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:12 pm UTC

Three teeth.
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Re: Post number N wins

Postby ObsessoMom » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:49 pm UTC

ω

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