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Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:06 pm UTC
by emlightened
The game is simple! You pick something out of the pockets of the previous poster, then use it to stop the next poster from pickpocketing you!

I'll start.

Uhh. I slowly back away from the next poster.

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:25 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I take a knife from em's pocket.

I put it in my pocket, sharp side up, as a trap for the next poster.

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:06 pm UTC
by Peaceful Whale
I take the knife by the blade, thankfully my dexterous fingers avoid the edge...
I randomly place a curse on the knife...

When placed in storage, it will render the storage un-openable

Oh well, I stick it in my pocket...

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:27 pm UTC
by emlightened
Unnoticed by Peaceful Whale, the knife cuts a hole in the bottom of the pocket and falls out alongside some matches.

I ignite one of the matches and stand ready with a bottle of deodorant (aka homebrew flamethrower).

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:08 am UTC
by Ginger
I take... a pen from emlightened. The mighty pen shall protect me as I brandishes it at anyone who tries to pickpocket me!

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:09 am UTC
by SirGabriel
I ask Ginger for an autograph, then take her wallet while she's busy signing my shirt. I put her wallet in my pocket, which is already so full that I have trouble getting stuff out of my own pocket. Good luck getting anything out without me noticing.

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:33 am UTC
by somitomi
I rip SirGabriel's pocket and then run off with a sewing kit while they're busy picking all the stuff up. I then sew my pockets shut.

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:41 pm UTC
by heuristically_alone
I happen to know somi keeps a jar of jam hidden in their left pants leg, so I pick it then pour it inside all my pockets.

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:43 am UTC
by Ginger
I... seductively smear off jam onto my hands, and whatever HA has in his pockets is mine, 'cause I just lick the jam off my hands.

I put my valuables in my bra and defend myself with HA's nail file. Try and take 'em now boys and girls.

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:49 pm UTC
by Freddino18
I send my little brothers, who happen to have been transformed into bear cubs, to retrieve your keys.

I actually don't keep anything in my pockets. I feel slightly embarrassed by this. I defend myself with references Spider-man memes.
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:12 am UTC
by Ginger
/me walks up to Spider-Man and snatches the fucks from his hands... or she would if she were quick enough young grasshopper, instead, he merely hands her one singular fuck and then webs away.

/me defends herself with an airy-fairy curse word she stole from Freddino18's Spider Man memes. And also puts her valuables in a locked box at the bottom of the sea... which simultaneously occupies her pockets and unlocks in case she needs anything?

Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 3:53 am UTC
by Freddino18
I counter the curse word with a chorus of borks, then I invite Ginger on a date. She needs to get some jewelry for her outfit, and as I distract her with a deep and loving kiss, I reach into the vault in her dress and steal her family jewels.
Spoiler:
No, not those family jewels! You dirty bastard.
I defend myself with pants so tight they leave marks in my skin and I have to unzip them to get my wallet out.