You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

[DrStalker]

The goal: Be the last poster in this thread.

The catch: You can only post once.

No additional posts are allowed, and deleting your first post does not let you post again.

You have one chance. Try to make the most of it.


[edit] I'm hoping this avoid locking, as it avoids the problem with a regular "last person to post" thread in that it won't be generating excessive posts; just one per active player.

[pollywog]

I'm predicting a mod lock-fest when they all get back. But for now, I'm winning.

Edit: What will happen is some mod will post in it, then lock it. Then no other non-mods will be able to post in it.

[Forthur]

No, I am!

[Gelsamel]

HITLER!!!!

Game over.

[madjo]

I invoke Godwin's law, and demand we talk about something else...
or perhaps not, and that people will just not reply to me.

[Zohar]

Actually, Godwin's law doesn't apply in this case since nothing was compared to the holocaust.

It's blatant, foundless statements like these that invoked anti-semitism and eventually the holocaust.

Now I invoke Godwin's law. I propose we continue this discussion in Serious Buisness since obviously, after holocaust analogies, nothing sensical can be said here.

Really, don't even try.

[Matthias]

Given Heisenberg's eponymous principle (or would that be the principle of the eponymous Heisenberg? No matter), and also given the fact that, from viewing my profile, you can directly observe the speed at which I post, it stands to reason that you can't know where I am.

That being said, even if this isn't the last post I can just claim that I'm not here and post again. The obvious paradox can be easily cleared up: if one of my posts is the last one, you might claim that, given I am not here, it doesn't count. Unfortunately for you, however, if we assume that I'm not here, any claims I may have made about not being here are rendered null and void, thereby proving my presence. I am Schrodinger's Troll.

QED.

[Ansain]

Before you post a response to this, think about this statement.

If you post and somebody else posts after you, then there goes your only chance of winning the game. Should you really post now, or save your chances for later?

P.S. I'm winning.

[sillybear25]

None of us is going to win, you know. A mod's going to lock it, and then post. Because they can. And then the game's going to continue between the mods. So I'm going to get the special prize for being the last poster before the mods showed up.

[bbctol]

Oh man, that should be the real competition. Who posts last before modlock.

I won that competition, incidentally.

[Rodan]

We have a winner!!!

[clockworkmonk]

huh?

[Dingbats]

There goes my chance of winning.

[Skibybadoowap]

People who DON'T post after me are super cool. Go play Halo 3 or something instead!

[Gunfingers]

Pants.

[Tractor]

In before mod lock

[LoonRadio]

This is Schrodinger's post: it'll be the last, unless it's not. I'll have to check later.

[Grlmm]

frosted butts

[Stief]

No, I'm Lastpost-i....cus?......

[xkcd_n00bz]

My try.

[ducknerd]

Woohoo, I win!

[dbsmith]

No guts, no glory!

[__Kit]

I win

[frostbytten]

no...I WIN!

[The Sleeping Tyrant]

lolzomgiwinzorzzzzzz

[Bjoseph]

Looks like the Sleeping Tyrant really does win! oh, wait. I guess I did now. Sorry, tyrant.

[mrcheesypants]

I loose! GOOD DAY SIR!

[curious and questioning]

I don't particularly care or expect to win. But I like Bjoseph's avatar, so I'm commenting in favor of it.

[OfficiallyHaphazard]

and i, in turn, like your avatar

[dragonmantank]

First Post!

Wait...crap, wrong thread...

[free-zombie]

I wanted mrcheesypants to win (just to prove him wrong, of course)

[Froodulous]

Dur, you all lose. I am the Winner!

I DARE anyone to try and take my title. Go on, try it.

MUAHAHAHA

[mrorange]

i am the most winningist

[ICDB]

Don't tell anyone about this post...

[LE4dGOLEM]

IN B4 MODLOCK

[Rummy]

Here goes nuthin'

[Neuman]

Irate rounding woman there cabinet subscription leap ram.

[Mecks]

Tee hee.

[Ashedfog]

Just ruined your chances!

[Geekthras]

public String getPostContent() {
int posts=thisThread.getPosts();
if(this.postNumber==posts) { return "You have lost and I have won"; }
else { return "You and I have both lost";}
}