You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby tomtom2357 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:23 am UTC

I win!
There should be a "You have two chances to be the last poster in this thread, now all I can do is edit my posts and hope people will read them. :x
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Oflick » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:32 am UTC

Just to spite tomtom2357.

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Manuforti » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:13 pm UTC

Now all I have to do is bump all the other threads above this one so no one will find it! :idea:

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby thorgold » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:30 am UTC

Christ. You just spoiled Ralith the Third's TWO YEAR winning spree. Bastards.

Wait... no! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:26 pm UTC

Is this spot taken? No? Good, there's a new last poster in town, and he is me!
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Doodletigress » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:01 pm UTC

FIRST POST! *troll*


Oh, wait, that's not it.


LAST POST! *troll*

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu May 10, 2012 9:19 pm UTC

O hai

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Adam H » Thu May 10, 2012 9:27 pm UTC

I won't win this... but by golly neither will sean quixote! Huzzah!

Edit: What the whaaaaaa? I... LOST?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:20 pm UTC

Adam was winning for quite a while, but now it's my time to shine!

EDIT: I'm editing this on 20th December 2012 just because I can XD

EDIT 2: Wow I edited this almost two years ago
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Snark » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:31 pm UTC

I'll take that.
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Lawsome » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:07 am UTC

Surely there must be no people left now?
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby cjquines » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:38 am UTC

I was waiting for this moment.

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Diemo » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:50 pm UTC

Stolen!
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby NoodleIncident » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:46 pm UTC

Oh, this thread again? I remember posting here, way back in the day.








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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Lorenz » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:33 am UTC

tomtom2357 wrote:I win!
There should be a "You have two chances to be the last poster in this thread, now all I can do is edit my posts and hope people will read them. :x


I read that!

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby UniqueScreenname » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:58 am UTC

This should work out well for me.

EDIT: Not happy about this.
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby ArDeeJ » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:12 pm UTC

Sorry hun. Here's a movie poster to make you feel better.

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EDIT: wtf dudiobugtron, I WAS FRIST

EDIT 2: So, has the world ended for anyone?
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby bantler » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:49 pm UTC

I declare myself The Winner!

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Pjotr » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:28 pm UTC

To anyone who thinks of posting after me: You know it's pointless, someone will post just to spite you. So don't bother.
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby SuperTD » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:30 pm UTC

But you've been leading 2 months...now it's my time to shine!
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby bindun » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:23 pm UTC

This thread made me Lose. :(

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby dudiobugtron » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:19 am UTC

If I can't be the last poster, at least I can make a last stand by being the first The Last Stand Poster poster.

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Vytron » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:24 pm UTC

The world will never be the same again.

I am the last poster in this thread today.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby Elmach » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:10 am UTC

Once, I found a thread unchanging, or if it did, it did so sleeping
While I looked in it, I found posters weeping, all over the thread's floor;
As I searchèd*, I had found that the thread had nearly stagnated
being so slow such that one could claim that it would move no more.
'Tis a shame, I hadn't winnèd* before it had moved no more - So let the posts after bindum stay at four.

*(Shakespeare did this, I see no reason why I cannot.)

Edit:

Two days later, checking the thread to see if it had remained dead
"Alas!" I cried, for my win denied, for I had seen in the thread posts more;
As I wept, I looked about, seeing my poem remarked not.
This thread lacked some art -- without praise, thread, I curse you more!
May this thread always rise, have posts added more! May posts be added forevermore!

(No, I don't hate you. :twisted: )
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby careyhammer » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:24 am UTC

I win!
DUCK!

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby darknut » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:45 am UTC

let us see how many minutes i will last
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby patzer » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:37 am UTC

345592.

Well done.
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby rivulatus » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:12 am UTC

The only way to win this game is by not posting in it. For all who play will lose.
Hence i have now lost.

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread

Postby faubiguy » Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:02 am UTC

I am now the winner.


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