You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

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You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby DrStalker » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:23 am UTC

The goal: Be the last poster in this thread.

The catch: You can only post once.

No additional posts are allowed, and deleting your first post does not let you post again.

You have one chance. Try to make the most of it.


[edit] I'm hoping this avoid locking, as it avoids the problem with a regular "last person to post" thread in that it won't be generating excessive posts; just one per active player.
Last edited by DrStalker on Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:59 am UTC, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby pollywog » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:05 am UTC

I'm predicting a mod lock-fest when they all get back. But for now, I'm winning.

Edit: What will happen is some mod will post in it, then lock it. Then no other non-mods will be able to post in it.
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Postby Forthur » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:29 am UTC

No, I am!
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Postby Gelsamel » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:11 am UTC

HITLER!!!!

Game over.
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Postby madjo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:02 pm UTC

I invoke Godwin's law, and demand we talk about something else...
or perhaps not, and that people will just not reply to me. :)
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Postby Zohar » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:18 pm UTC

Actually, Godwin's law doesn't apply in this case since nothing was compared to the holocaust.

It's blatant, foundless statements like these that invoked anti-semitism and eventually the holocaust.

Now I invoke Godwin's law. I propose we continue this discussion in Serious Buisness since obviously, after holocaust analogies, nothing sensical can be said here.

Really, don't even try.
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Postby Matthias » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:45 pm UTC

Given Heisenberg's eponymous principle (or would that be the principle of the eponymous Heisenberg? No matter), and also given the fact that, from viewing my profile, you can directly observe the speed at which I post, it stands to reason that you can't know where I am.

That being said, even if this isn't the last post I can just claim that I'm not here and post again. The obvious paradox can be easily cleared up: if one of my posts is the last one, you might claim that, given I am not here, it doesn't count. Unfortunately for you, however, if we assume that I'm not here, any claims I may have made about not being here are rendered null and void, thereby proving my presence. I am Schrodinger's Troll.

QED.
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Postby Ansain » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:53 pm UTC

Before you post a response to this, think about this statement.

If you post and somebody else posts after you, then there goes your only chance of winning the game. Should you really post now, or save your chances for later?

P.S. I'm winning.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Postby sillybear25 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:05 am UTC

None of us is going to win, you know. A mod's going to lock it, and then post. Because they can. And then the game's going to continue between the mods. So I'm going to get the special prize for being the last poster before the mods showed up.
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Postby bbctol » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:14 am UTC

Oh man, that should be the real competition. Who posts last before modlock.

I won that competition, incidentally.

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Postby Rodan » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:17 am UTC

We have a winner!!!

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Postby clockworkmonk » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:21 am UTC

huh?
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Postby Dingbats » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:12 am UTC

There goes my chance of winning.

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Postby Skibybadoowap » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:58 pm UTC

People who DON'T post after me are super cool. Go play Halo 3 or something instead!

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Postby Gunfingers » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

Pants.

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Postby Tractor » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:32 pm UTC

In before mod lock :twisted:
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Postby LoonRadio » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:41 pm UTC

This is Schrodinger's post: it'll be the last, unless it's not. I'll have to check later.
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Postby Grlmm » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:44 pm UTC

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Postby Stief » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:25 pm UTC

No, I'm Lastpost-i....cus?......

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Postby xkcd_n00bz » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:43 pm UTC

My try.

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Postby ducknerd » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:06 am UTC

Woohoo, I win!

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Postby dbsmith » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:57 am UTC

No guts, no glory!

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby __Kit » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:39 pm UTC

I win
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby frostbytten » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:55 pm UTC

no...I WIN!

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:03 pm UTC

lolzomgiwinzorzzzzzz

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby Bjoseph » Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:36 pm UTC

Looks like the Sleeping Tyrant really does win! oh, wait. I guess I did now. Sorry, tyrant.
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby mrcheesypants » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:09 pm UTC

I loose! GOOD DAY SIR!
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby curious and questioning » Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:48 am UTC

I don't particularly care or expect to win. But I like Bjoseph's avatar, so I'm commenting in favor of it.
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:00 am UTC

and i, in turn, like your avatar
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby dragonmantank » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:25 am UTC

First Post!

Wait...crap, wrong thread...

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby free-zombie » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:45 am UTC

I wanted mrcheesypants to win (just to prove him wrong, of course)
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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby Froodulous » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:49 pm UTC

Dur, you all lose. I am the Winner!

I DARE anyone to try and take my title. Go on, try it.

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Postby mrorange » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:33 pm UTC

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby ICDB » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:46 am UTC

Don't tell anyone about this post...

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:20 pm UTC

IN B4 MODLOCK
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Postby Rummy » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:38 pm UTC

Here goes nuthin'

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Postby Neuman » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

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Postby Mecks » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:10 am UTC

Tee hee.
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Postby Ashedfog » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:06 am UTC

Just ruined your chances!

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Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

Postby Geekthras » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:35 am UTC

public String getPostContent() {
int posts=thisThread.getPosts();
if(this.postNumber==posts) { return "You have lost and I have won"; }
else { return "You and I have both lost";}
}
Wait. With a SPOON?!


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