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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:20 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Pressed Bunson » Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:54 am UTC

xkcd number
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby marionic » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:04 pm UTC

It's not "Legos", it's "Lego"! Seriously, do they not teach you Lego in school these days?
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:18 pm UTC

[[Optimus Prime (Prime)#Transformers Gum|''War for Cybertron'' Optimus Prime]]
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Pressed Bunson » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:06 pm UTC

homoiōma
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


Ncoppa jammo ja, funiculì, funiculà!

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby GeoffreyY » Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:07 am UTC

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Wait, that's from pi day. It's still in my clipboard? What the hack?
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Postby cjdrum » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:29 am UTC

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Postby thecamoninja » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:16 am UTC

commies became a political, not military threat,
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Postby squareroot » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:18 am UTC

There are many uses of this.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:56 pm UTC

Oh-My-God particle
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Moose Anus » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:03 pm UTC

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Postby thecamoninja » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:22 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:29 pm UTC

=CONCATENATE("xxx-xx-",F1)
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Pingouin7 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:51 pm UTC

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Kewangji wrote:I confess I am actually scared of peanuts, and tend to avoid them, given how lethal they are to some people.

I'm not. I do my part in the fight against peanuts by destroying them with my powerful teeth. Take that peanut! How does being digested feel!?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby ArDeeJ » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:20 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:43 pm UTC

Ilya Zhitomirskiy was supposed to be the next Mark Zuckerberg. And then everything fell apart.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Pingouin7 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:45 pm UTC

----1.

--create database BookMag
--on primary
-- (
-- name = BOOKMag_Data,
-- filename = 'C:\Users\1166358.COLVAL2\Desktop\Devoir1\BOOKMag_data.mdf',
-- size = 10MB,
-- maxsize = 40MB,
-- filegrowth = 1MB
-- )
--log on
-- (
-- name = BOOKMag_Log,
-- filename = 'C:\Users\1166358.COLVAL2\Desktop\Devoir1\BOOKMAG_log.ldf',
-- size = 5MB,
-- maxsize = 5MB,
-- filegrowth = 0MB
-- )


----2.

--create table auteurs
-- (
-- noauteur char(2) not null,
-- nom char(20),
-- prenom char(20)
-- )

--create table branches
-- (
-- nobranche char(1) not null,
-- nom_branche char(20),
-- adr_branche char(20),
-- nb_employes tinyint
-- )

--create table ecrit_par
-- (
-- code_livre char(4) not null,
-- noauteur char(2) not null,
-- sequence char(1)
-- )

--create table editeurs
-- (
-- code_editeur char(2) not null,
-- nom_editeur char(25),
-- ville char(25),
-- etat char(2)
-- )

--create table inventaire
-- (
-- code_livre char(4) not null,
-- nobranche char(1) not null,
-- qte tinyint
-- )

--create table livres
-- (
-- code_livre char(4) not null,
-- titre char(25),
-- code_editeur char(2),
-- genre char(3),
-- prix smallmoney,
-- poche char(1)
-- )


----3.

--alter table auteurs
-- add constraint PK_auteurs
-- primary key (noauteur)

--alter table branches
-- add constraint PK_branches
-- primary key (nobranche)

--alter table ecrit_par
-- add constraint PK_ecrit_par
-- primary key (code_livre, noauteur)

--alter table editeurs
-- add constraint PK_editeurs
-- primary key (code_editeur)

--alter table inventaire
-- add constraint PK_inventaire
-- primary key (code_livre, nobranche)

--alter table livres
-- add constraint PK_livres
-- primary key (code_livre)


----4.

--alter table livres
-- add constraint FK_livres
-- foreign key (code_editeur)
-- references editeurs (code_editeur)


----5.

--alter database BookMag
--add file
-- (
-- name = BOOKMag_extra,
-- filename = 'C:\Users\1166358.COLVAL2\Desktop\Devoir1\BOOKMag_extra.mdf',
-- size = 15MB,
-- maxsize = 15MB,
-- filegrowth = 0MB
-- )


----6.

--create unique clustered index IndexEDITEURS
--on editeurs (code_editeur)

--create unique clustered index IndexAUTEURS
--on auteurs (noauteur)

--create unique clustered index IndexLIVRES
--on livres (code_livre)

--create unique clustered index IndexBRANCHES
--on branches(nobranche)


----7.

--alter table auteurs
--alter column nom char(20) NOT NULL

--alter table branches
--add constraint CK_nb_employes_min
--check (1 <= nb_employes)

--alter table branches
--add constraint CK_nb_employes_max
--check (nb_employes <= 100)

--alter table ecrit_par
--add constraint DF_sequence
--default 1 for sequence

--alter table ecrit_par
--add constraint CK_sequence_min
--check (1 <= sequence)

--alter table ecrit_par
--add constraint CK_sequence_max
--check (sequence <= 5)

--create unique index IndexEDITEURS
--on editeurs (nom_editeur)

--alter table inventaire
--add constraint CK_qte_min
--check (0 <= qte)

--alter table inventaire
--add constraint CK_qte_max
--check (qte <= 50)

--create unique index IndexLIVRES
--on livres (titre)

--alter table livres
--add constraint CK_prix_min
--check (prix > 0)

--alter table livres
--add constraint DF_poche
--default 'O' for poche
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Kewangji wrote:I confess I am actually scared of peanuts, and tend to avoid them, given how lethal they are to some people.

I'm not. I do my part in the fight against peanuts by destroying them with my powerful teeth. Take that peanut! How does being digested feel!?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby mittfh » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:00 pm UTC

Code: Select all

error: failed to prepare transaction (could not satisfy dependencies)
:: package-query: requires pacman<4.1
:: pacman-color: requires pacman<4.1

I've since resolved the issue - manually remove yaourt-gui, yaourt, pacman-color, package-query. Update pacman. Reinstall package-query, yaourt and yaourt-gui.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Lawsome » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:22 pm UTC

> Laugh at it. Laugh at it for its size.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:32 pm UTC

I cast my vote in favour of Reecer6's motion to continuously supply points.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby marionic » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:09 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:13 pm UTC

Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby t1mm01994 » Sat May 04, 2013 10:25 am UTC

... Nothing, appearantly.

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 15, 2013 3:34 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby ArDeeJ » Wed May 15, 2013 3:36 pm UTC

Infinitesimals get replaced by very small numbers, and the infinitely small behavior of the function is found by taking the limiting behavior for smaller and smaller numbers.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby ArDeeJ » Wed May 15, 2013 5:52 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Moose Anus » Wed May 15, 2013 9:23 pm UTC

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