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What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:51 am UTC
by KicktheCAN
Simple really. Press control+v and post it. Please put your clipboard comment in italics so as to differentiate it from the rest of the post content. Offer an explanation if you feel like it.


You also missed a conversation about bdsm, buttsex, and chafed vaginas.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:56 am UTC
by Rodan
2) To watch, smiling in wry amusement, a man who actually thinks Rorschach has any worth as a superhero. It's funny, really; every day I visit this thread just to point at his avatar and laugh.
not my words. What a dick. (from the horrible person thread)

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:58 am UTC
by ZeroSum

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:58 am UTC
by Grlmm
GrlmmIsCool (3:07:57 PM): You also missed a conversation about bdsm, buttsex, and chafed vaginas.
KicktheCAN5252 (3:07:59 PM): That was great.
GermanyXV (3:08:01 PM): clerriabeth: didn't think so
clerriabeth (3:08:04 PM): : D
bbctol (3:08:07 PM): um
bbctol (3:08:11 PM): glad I missed that too

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:00 am UTC
by BlueNowhere
Edward Norton finds out he's crazy and has been hallucinating this whole time
was on right then. I watched the movie until it ended, and uh...yeah.


From another thread on the fora.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:01 am UTC
by Akira
general:qqTu3dsFAz2yE

....failed experiment... <_<

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:02 am UTC
by Likpok
nd The Complete Bear have officially kicked off a bear drive aimed at the local bear and LGBT community. Teddy Bears collected will be donated to the SFFD Toys for Tots program benefiting needy children in the Bay Area this holiday season.


...

I have no clue :O

I think my computer copies stuff to the clipboard when i select it.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:06 am UTC
by pollywog
Geir H. Haarde

Prime Minister (I think) of Iceland.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:34 am UTC
by MythGuyDK
be one of Santa’s elves or be Superman?

Would you rather... Creative writing assignment.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:42 am UTC
by Matthias
http://www.dailynugget.com/images/tiger.jpg

Hmm... believe this was from the lolcat thread. (And yes, I am a dick)

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:54 am UTC
by Akira
Yin is evidently both tranquility AND activity, but so is yang, it just depends on whether you're talking about the optimum or the mundane, except that the optimum and the mundane are not two separate things...

Then there's Ch'eng Hao and Ch'eng I and Chou Tun'i and Chang Tsai and the Great Ultimate and the principle which is actually the pattern and everthyting else that I have to worry about.


Copypaste that happened when I was telling one of my friends about an LJ entry.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:18 am UTC
by DrStalker
if GetCVar("EnableErrorSpeech") == "1" then
SetCVar("EnableErrorSpeech", "0")
AceLibrary("AceEvent-2.0"):ScheduleEvent("AceComm-EnableErrorSpeech", function()
SetCVar("EnableErrorSpeech", "1")
end, 10)
end


Was fixing up a Warcraft mod broken by the latest patch. (the above is what I removed... hope it wasn't important!)

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:44 am UTC
by podbaydoor
Kiss In Day!
M, J, and me were looking at Bro Jed's schedule. They're scheduled to be there on Oct 19 and 26. BOTH FRIDAYS.
<link>
So one day can be kiss-in. And the other day can be confrontational Dr. Seuss. M also has a mailing list of anti-Jed people, so we should have plenty of participants!


<contact info>


We are plotting counter demonstrations against the resident Evangelical street preachers. It's gonna be sweet.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:32 pm UTC
by Eleven
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/CrazyKendoGirl/mai_hand.jpg

Fixing my image in the lolcat thread. :oops:

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:12 pm UTC
by MythGuyDK
(9/27/2007 1:33:12 PM) Janus: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
(9/27/2007 1:33:19 PM) MythGuy: WHAT!?
(9/27/2007 1:33:38 PM) MythGuy: QUICK! I WAS ABOUT TO HGET UP AND TAKE A PISS!
(9/27/2007 1:33:44 PM) Janus: go
(9/27/2007 1:33:46 PM) MythGuy: -H
(9/27/2007 1:33:50 PM) MythGuy: BRB!


#rphaven on EsperNet

I might have messed up in make the IRC link so I made this one that might work if the other doesn't...

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:54 pm UTC
by Akira
"At 18 years old, I doubt that's a viable option for me."

Instead of backspacing when I select something to delete it, I cut it for some reason...

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:13 pm UTC
by Rodan
1. The body of all written works.
2. The collected stories of a nation, people group or culture.


wikipedia's definition of literature, for a discussion in another forum

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:56 pm UTC
by Pesto
àáâãäåèéêëìíîïòóôõöøùúûü

From another post on this forum. I dare you to find it.

Re:

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:11 pm UTC
by sillybear25
Matthias wrote:http://www.dailynugget.com/images/tiger.jpg

Hmm... believe this was from the lolcat thread. (And yes, I am a dick)


http://www.dailynugget.com/images/tiger.jpg

From looking at ^'s picture.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:30 pm UTC
by Rodan
Pesto wrote:àáâãäåèéêëìíîïòóôõöøùúûü

From another post on this forum. I dare you to find it.

It's either from Spam thread observations, or the Language/linguistics fora. Maybe the parts of languages you love thread, or something like that.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:37 pm UTC
by idont_know12
XL. GREAT EVENTS. (CONT'D)

And just own to it! Little had ever taken place when thy noise and smoke passed
away. What, if a city did become a mummy, and a statue lay in the mud!

And this do I say also to the o'erthrowers of statues: It is certainly the
greatest folly to throw salt into the sea, and statues into the mud.

In the mud of your contempt lay the statue: but it is just its law, that out of
contempt, its life and living beauty grow again!

With diviner features doth it now arise, seducing by its suffering; and verily!
it will yet thank you for o'erthrowing it, ye subverters!

This counsel, however, do I counsel to kings and churches, and to all that is
weak with age or virtue--let yourselves be o'erthrown! That ye may again come to
life, and that virtue--may come to you!--"

Thus spake I before the fire-dog: then did he interrupt me sullenly, and asked:
"Church? What is that?"

"Church?" answered I, "that is a kind of state, and indeed the most mendacious.
But remain quiet, thou dissembling dog! Thou surely knowest thine own species
best!

Like thyself the state is a dissembling dog; like thee doth it like to speak with
smoke and roaring--to make believe, like thee, that it speaketh out of the heart
of things.

For it seeketh by all means to be the most important creature on earth, the
state; and people think it so."

When I had said this, the fire-dog acted as if mad with envy. "What!" cried he,
"the most important creature on earth? And people think it so?" And so much
vapour and terrible voices came out of his throat, that I thought he would choke with
vexation and envy.

At last he became calmer and his panting subsided; as soon, however, as he was
quiet, I said laughingly:

"Thou art angry, fire-dog: so I am in the right about thee!

And that I may also maintain the right, hear the story of another fire-dog; he
speaketh actually out of the heart of the earth.

Gold doth his breath exhale, and golden rain: so doth his heart desire. What
are ashes and smoke and hot dregs to him!

Laughter flitteth from him like a variegated cloud; adverse is he to thy gargling
and spewing and grips in the bowels!

The gold, however, and the laughter--these doth he take out of the heart of the
earth: for, that thou mayst know it,--THE HEART OF THE EARTH IS OF GOLD."

When the fire-dog heard this, he could no longer endure to listen to me. Abashed
did he draw in his tail, said "bow-wow!" in a cowed voice, and crept down into
his cave.--

Thus told Zarathustra. His disciples, however, hardly listened to him: so great
was their eagerness to tell him about the sailors, the rabbits, and the flying
man.

"What am I to think of it!" said Zarathustra. "Am I indeed a ghost?

But it may have been my shadow. Ye have surely heard something of the Wanderer
and his Shadow?

One thing, however, is certain: I must keep a tighter hold of it; otherwise it
will spoil my reputation."

And once more Zarathustra shook his head and wondered. "What am I to think of
it!" said he once more.

"Why did the ghost cry: 'It is time! It is the highest time!'

For WHAT is it then--the highest time?"--

Thus spake Zarathustra.


Part of Thus Spake Zarathustra.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:40 pm UTC
by Rodan
The Incredible
I started writing a post in another forum, before realizing I was writing it in the wrong box.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:56 pm UTC
by OfficiallyHaphazard
2) To watch, smiling in wry amusement, a man who actually thinks Rorschach has any worth as a superhero. It's funny, really; every day I visit this thread just to point at his avatar and laugh.

lol
thats actually what i had in my clipboard :P
sorry rodan

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:03 pm UTC
by curious and questioning
I'm not posting it all here... I had the lyrics to American Idiot. In my defense, a friend sent me a low-quality copy of the song because I had Canadian Idiot.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:20 pm UTC
by bbctol
come here boy

I don't even remember why.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:45 pm UTC
by OfficiallyHaphazard
bbctol wrote:come here boy

I don't even remember why.



i think i can guess who will be the next person to be caught on "to catch a predator"

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:30 am UTC
by podbaydoor
Daniels was the guy Bourne was hunting down in Spain, I believe. But Daniels got away, and then Bourne ran into Nikki.

Speaking of which, WHAT IS THE PROPER SPELLING OF THAT GIRL'S NAME? D:


Uh...being a fan in a Bourne community.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:52 am UTC
by xooll
damn it, my clipboard's empty.
I must go find something to copy...

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:31 am UTC
by Sorcyress
The Katters, the Zebra, and a Sorcyress

The girl wandered into the barbershop, looking slightly lost. She smiled in a vague sort of way at Zebra, and he took a minute to study her build with an appraised eye. She was quite quite and tiny, not at all unlike a hamster, and though she was small, she was realitivly curvy as well. Six or seven pies, Zebra guessed.

"Would you like a haircut, madame?" he asked, with a very low bow. He gave her his best (albeit slightly creepy) smile, and added, "For as lovely a lady as yourself, it would of course be free."

The girl grabbed her thick braid and clutched it to her chest protectivly. She eyed the straight razor Zebra was fingering, and shook her head once.

"I should say bloody well not! No I only came in for directions. New town, don't know anyone...I'm lost, you see."

Zeebs felt a shiver run down his spine in anticipation. This girl couldn't be a more perfect set up for a pie if she was soaked in gravy. "Of course! Here, please, sit down a moment." He beckoned to the chair and began rummaging through a cupboard. "I know I have a map here somewhere..."

The girl sat gingerly down, causing Zebra to smile slightly to himself. "You shouldn't need a map if you can just tell me where to find a young lady called Katters."

Zebra dropped the razor, causing it to clatter into the sink, but not until after it had nicked his thumb. He yelped in pain, and began to suck on the digit, trying to stop the bloodflow.

The door openedand the Katters poked her head in. "Zebra, are you oka--"she was cut off as the girl flung herself bodily at the katter, causing the non-human to lose her balance and fall onto the floor.

"Hey babe! I came to visit!" The girl helped Katters to sit up, and ruffled Kat's hair.


Part of a fanfic I'm writing about the life-fanfics my friends write about themselves. Yes, this is multiple levels of sad and obsessive. Congrats to Akchizar if he's reading this, I haven't even sent this bit to The Katters yet. :P

I don't recall copying it though. I think my computer must also copy things when they're highlighted.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:51 am UTC
by brodieboy255
http://www.ebay.com.au/

How utterly boring

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:40 am UTC
by keozen
http://www.kiddymania.co.uk/images/Hann ... 20Doll.jpg

It was for the Picture Un-pwnage thread

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:51 am UTC
by reishka
4:25 AM 9/28/2007 - Manually created O/V.
4:28 AM 9/28/2007 - Paged [redacted] from [redacted].
4:28 AM 9/28/2007 - S/T chat with [redacted] (DM)
4:30 AM 9/28/2007 - Received call from [redacted]. He will be on S/T in ~5 minutes.
4:34 AM 9/28/2007 - [redacted] joined S/T chat with [redacted] and is looking into the issue.
4:42 AM 9/28/2007 - Recycled the server, it is up and running.
4:45 AM 9/28/2007 - [redacted] from [redacted] will accept the ticket. Transferring to [redacted].
4:48 AM 9/28/2007 - Added note to ticket: The previous system shutdown at 4:09:10 AM on 9/28/2007 was unexpected. It originated from [redacted] , on the host named "[redacted]"

Problem(s) [redacted] have been transferred successfully.



... That's what I get for being at work...

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:03 am UTC
by evilbeanfiend
some code, which i've cut out again as it is confidential.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:06 am UTC
by SoapyHobo
I am the very model of a Moderator General
Because it's amazing, obviously.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:06 am UTC
by Solt
>> x = 10 * cos(2*pi*t) + 5*t;
>> y = 10 * sin(2*pi*t);
>> plot(x,y)


Let's just say I hope computer generated graphs are acceptable answers for my first homework problem. See for yourself what it gives you- graph it over 0<=t<=3 and 1000 points. I'm not drawing that shit by hand.

Rodan wrote:2) To watch, smiling in wry amusement, a man who actually thinks Rorschach has any worth as a superhero. It's funny, really; every day I visit this thread just to point at his avatar and laugh.

not my words. What a dick. (from the horrible person thread)


WTF. Rorschach is the Best. Superhero. Ever. Well, after Batman. Hell he even beats batman if you discount the "coolness" factor. Anyone who dislikes Rorschach is either stupid or a prick.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:09 pm UTC
by MythGuyDK
(9/28/2007 12:46:00 PM) ***Janus chastity belt

Talking about 'HAWT BUTTSECKS' with a 9000 inch fake paper penis. With ink instead of... you know.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:34 pm UTC
by xooll
http://xkcd.com/178/

Someone was talking about not being into pokemon.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:39 pm UTC
by Stief
http://stief.deviantart.com/art/Always-Smiling-65936244

I was sending a friend a link to my latest deviation...

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:39 pm UTC
by Tractor
30:58

From the thread necromancy game.

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:52 pm UTC
by jack
I do this all the time with my friend on Msn. Mostly it's some innane code snippet.

My current Ctrl-V is actually a link to my blog, so I won't post it because it would look like blatant thread hijakc advertising type thingy.