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by **cjdrum** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:27 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Here you are, here's $99.99. You know I'm your biggest fan, don't you?
Thanks, but that's ok, I don't need your money. Give it all to cjdrum, instead.

Aw, thanks Platypodes. I really appreciate it.

by **John Citizen** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:42 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Here's your fan! Can I have my $99.99?

Thanks, but that's ok, I won't give you money. Get it all from cjdrum, instead.

Okay, Platypodes. I'll pay for it.

Thanks! That's really kind of you.

by **Platypodes** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:52 am UTC

John Citizen wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Here's your fan! Can I have my $99.99?

Thanks, but that's ok, I won't give you money. Get it all from cjdrum, instead.

Okay, Platypodes. I'll pay for it.

Thanks! That's really kind of you. I'm glad you're nice to Platypodes since she's so incredibly awesome.

Aww, thanks, both of you!

by **John Citizen** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:54 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
John Citizen wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Here's your fan! Can I have my $99.99?

Thanks, but that's ok, I won't give you money. Get it all from cjdrum, instead.

Okay, Platypodes. I'll pay for it.

Thanks! That's really kind of you. I'm glad you're nice to Platypodes since she's so incredibly awesome.

Aww, thanks, both of you! In fact, I'm so happy that I'll pay as well!

Double profits? Cool! I really like money.

by **Gerald Bostock** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:24 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:Double fisting? Cool! I'm really into that.

Urgh, you disgust me.

by **John Citizen** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:52 pm UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Double fishing? Cool! I'm really into that.

Cool, you discuss my interests!

Fishing is great.
As a side note, the title is evolving too!

by **SmoothBlade** » Sun May 01, 2011 1:36 am UTC

John Citizen wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Double phishing? Cool! I'm really into that.

Cool, you scammed my internets!

phishing is great.
As a side note, I lost my identity too!

Yay for internet scams

by **Gerald Bostock** » Sun May 01, 2011 1:41 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
John Citizen wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Double phishing? Cool! I'm really into that.

Cool, you scammed my internets!

phishing is great.
As a side note, I lost my identity too!

Yay for internet scams! Let me scam you some more!

Oh, alright. If you must *submits self to the mercy of SmoothBlade*

by **thorgold** » Sun May 01, 2011 7:01 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
John Citizen wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
John Citizen wrote:Double phishing? Cool! I'm really into that.

Cool, you scammed my internets!

phishing is great.
As a side note, I lost my identity too!

I used internet scams to rip off both of you

*Calls the FBI*

by **SmoothBlade** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:03 pm UTC

thorgold wrote:*Calls the FDA*

You go ahead and do that 0.o

by **Spots** » Sun May 15, 2011 12:38 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:You go ahead and poke that =D

I wouldn't do that if I were you. It looks dangerous. :!:

by **SmoothBlade** » Sun May 15, 2011 3:05 pm UTC

Spots wrote:
Not SmoothBlade, some one else, i wonder if anyone is going to notice this huge quote line here, hehehe wrote:You go ahead and smoke that =D

I would love to do that if I were you. It looks dangerous.

DON"T DO DRUGS!!

by **Quantum Sunshine** » Thu May 26, 2011 5:40 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
Spots wrote:
Not SmoothBlade, some one else, i wonder if anyone is going to notice this huge quote line here, hehehe wrote:You go ahead and smoke that =D

I would love to do that if I were you. It looks dangerous.

DO DRUGS!!

Was that really necessary to say?

by **broken_escalator** » Thu May 26, 2011 5:55 pm UTC

Quantum Sunshine wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
Spots wrote:
Not SmoothBlade, some one else, i wonder if anyone is going to notice this huge quote line here, hehehe wrote:You go ahead and smoke that =D

I would love to do that if I were you. It looks dangerous.

DO DRUGS!!

Was that really necessary to dance interpretively?

I don't see the problem with the dance. I thought it was quite nifty.

by **Lorenz** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:01 pm UTC

Quantum Sunshine wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
Spots wrote:
Not SmoothBlade, some one else, i wonder if anyone is going to notice this huge quote line here, hehehe wrote:You go ahead and smoke that =D

I would love to do that if I were you. It looks dangerous.

DO DRUGS!!

It is necessary for your satisfaction

There are a LOT of things you can do to be satisfied, without having to resort to drugs.

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:46 pm UTC

Lorenz wrote:There is nothing I can do to make my lady satisfied, without having to resort to drugs.

Well thats a problem then

by **Gerald Bostock** » Thu May 26, 2011 9:12 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
Lorenz wrote:There is nothing I can do to make my lady satisfied, without having to resort to drugs.

That's a problem I have too.

Really? *High Five* I didn't realise it was so common.

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu May 26, 2011 9:29 pm UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:Really high, I didn't realise I was naked.

Thats also a problem

by **Lorenz** » Fri May 27, 2011 6:53 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:Really high, I didn't realise I was naked.

Thats also a problem I have

Please keep this clean, for public nakedness go to the "If you look, you must post" thread.

by **SmoothBlade** » Fri May 27, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

Lorenz wrote:Please clean me, i am part of the public nakedness movement, but im homeless and have no shower, heres a sponge you can use.

Kromix would probably help ya out with that one

by **SmoothBlade** » Fri May 27, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

Lorenz wrote:Please clean me, i am part of the public nakedness movement, but im homeless and have no shower, heres a sponge you can use.

Kromix would probably help ya out with that one

by **Ralith The Third** » Fri May 27, 2011 9:39 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
Lorenz wrote:Please clean me, i am part of the public nakedness movement, but im homeless and have no shower, heres a sponge you can use.

A pistol would probably help ya out with that one

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:42 am UTC

Ralith The Third wrote:[quode="SmoothBlade"][quode="Lorenz"]
Please clean me, i am part of the public nakedness movement, but im homeless and have no shower, heres a sponge you can use.[/quode]
A pistol would probably help ya out with that one[/quode]

You mispelled quote

by **MHD** » Sat May 28, 2011 3:29 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:You misshapen sad handicapped person.

Whoa dude. That's a little harsh. Don't point out the obvious like that.

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat May 28, 2011 10:41 am UTC

MHD wrote:
Lorenz wrote:Should i see a doctor about this rash on my penis?

Whoa dude. That's a nasty rash. Don't point out the your penis like that anymore or im gonna puke.

by **xX17GHDUDE17Xx** » Sun May 29, 2011 11:53 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
MHD wrote:
Lorenz wrote:Should i see a doctor about this rash on my penis?

Whoa dude. That's a nasty rash. Don't point out the your penis like that anymore or im gonna have to lock the door and pull out my special sock...

Woah, we have an interesting confession from our friend SmoothBlade.

by **SmoothBlade** » Mon May 30, 2011 2:07 am UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:Woah, I heard an interesting confession from this man today. Apparantly he raped a goat, then pissed in its mouth, lit it on fire and gave it to his mom

Should you really be spreading around other peoples confessions? I hope your not a priest

by **xX17GHDUDE17Xx** » Mon May 30, 2011 5:30 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:Woah, I heard an interesting confession from this man today. Apparently he raped a goat, then pissed in its mouth, lit it on fire and gave it to his mom

Should you really be spreading around my personal confessions? I told you that in confidence

My bad dude. The liquor does that to me sometimes.

by **SmoothBlade** » Mon May 30, 2011 6:22 am UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
My bad-dude pours the liquor on mu naughty parts sometimes.

Please, do not elaborate

by **dontthrowpooh** » Mon May 30, 2011 7:20 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
My bad-dude pours the liquor on mu naughty parts sometimes.

Please, do not elaborate

I think you want to know.

by **xX17GHDUDE17Xx** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:23 am UTC

dontthrowpooh wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
My bad-dude pours the liquor on mu naughty parts sometimes.

Please, do not elaborate

I think I would like to know.

Very well then. *Ahem*. It was midnight in New Orleans, and the Saints had just won the Super Bowl.... I'm done, just fill in the rest.

by **dontthrowpooh** » Mon May 30, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
dontthrowpooh wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
My bad-dude pours the liquor on mu naughty parts sometimes.

Please, do not elaborate

I think I would like to know.

Very well then. *Ahem*. It was midnight in New Orleans, and the Saints had just won the Super Bowl.... I'm done, just fill up the rest.

Well I figure the clap got so bad that you thought the frozen margarita would cool it off nicely.

by **SmoothBlade** » Mon May 30, 2011 11:56 pm UTC

dontthrowpooh wrote:Well I got the clap got so bad that you thought the frozen margarita would cool it off nicely. It did, now lick it!

Ew take it to PM

by **xX17GHDUDE17Xx** » Tue May 31, 2011 5:22 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
dontthrowpooh wrote:Well I got the clap got so bad that you thought the frozen margarita would cool it off nicely. It did, now lick it!

Lol! Take it to my place!

I think I'm going to pass on this one.

by **SmoothBlade** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:37 pm UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
dontthrowpooh wrote:Well I got the clap got so bad that you thought the frozen margarita would cool it off nicely. It did, now lick it!

0.o

I think I'm going to slurp it all up!

o.0

by **Ralith The Third** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:00 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
dontthrowpooh wrote:Well I got the clap got so bad that you thought the frozen margarita would cool it off nicely. It did, now lick it!

0.o

I think I'm going to slurp it all up!

Kinky

Sickening's more like it.

by **cjdrum** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:32 am UTC

Ralith The Third wrote:Madness is more like it.

Madness?

This!
Is!
SPAAAARTAAAA!!!

by **existential_elevator** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:34 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:Madness?

This!
Is!
SPAAAARTAAAAN!!!

I agree, it's decorated in a very sparing manner.

by **SmoothBlade** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:10 pm UTC

existential_elevator wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Madness?

These!
are!
SPEEEEDOOOOOOS!!!

I agree, those men are decorated in a very sparing manner.

My eyes are burning!

by **xX17GHDUDE17Xx** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:15 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
existential_elevator wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Madness?

These!
are!
SPEEEEDOOOOOOS!!!

I agree, those men are decorated in a very sparing manner.

My mouth is salivating!

Alright this has gone on too far. Who likes tacos? ... wait... Not *those* tacos!

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