Kiss/Kill

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Kiss/Kill

Postby Ego Slayer » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:02 am UTC

You don't seem to have a game like this, so here goes...

It's simple, kiss, kill, hug, dance with, whatever the person above you, be creative!

*Kills the nonexistent person above her*
Figure that one out! =P
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby zingmaster » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:51 am UTC

*poke*
You get 500 xp.
You collect:
1 :lol: HOBO BONUS :lol:
1 :idea: CHAOS BONUS :idea:
1 rusty dagger

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby DrStalker » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:16 am UTC

/tickles zingmaster
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Joseph » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:07 pm UTC

/challenges DrStalker's dissertation on how bushes can be your friend.

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Kerberos » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

*flames Joseph*

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby grythyttan » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:33 pm UTC

/pats Kerberos on the head(s).

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ego Slayer » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:12 pm UTC

* Hugs, and gives a cookie *
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby slashalt » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:07 pm UTC

*shakes hand*

congratulations on an interesting thread

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Matthias » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:12 pm UTC

*practices evil glare on slashalt*

(I try so hard, but it just looks like I'm squinting...)
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ego Slayer » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:34 pm UTC

*Fireball*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:10 pm UTC

*Double take*

I say, is that avatar, by any chance, from tho OoTS forums?
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ego Slayer » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:47 pm UTC

* Glomps! *
Yes, indeed it is.
I actually recognize your name from the OotS forum. :)
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Robin S » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:51 pm UTC

*taps on shoulder*

I love your art!
This is a placeholder until I think of something more creative to put here.

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby xooll » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

*observes via high-powered telescope*
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Nw0428 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:35 am UTC

:evil: Nukes the axis of evil and everyone above him. :twisted:
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ego Slayer » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:55 pm UTC

Ow.
You Catgirl-nuking meanie!
*stab*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby zingmaster » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:33 pm UTC

*glomp*

Yay, OotS!!! That's mah junk!
You get 500 xp.
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1 :lol: HOBO BONUS :lol:
1 :idea: CHAOS BONUS :idea:
1 rusty dagger

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ego Slayer » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:33 pm UTC

* Kiss for knowing about OotS! *
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:03 pm UTC

resurrect and then kiss because this game sounds fun and also for SECRET REASONS.
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:20 pm UTC

*kisses Fred for being so good at reviving threads*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby chridd » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:57 pm UTC

*resurrects You Must Kill Flicky thread*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:14 pm UTC

*kills chridd for killing me*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ginger » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:39 am UTC

*Kisses Flicky on the cheek? If she wants a kiss. If not she gets burned to death slowly by a lighter.*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby somitomi » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:33 am UTC

*Waves hesitantly because he might have met Ginger before
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ginger » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:34 am UTC

*Curtsies.* Hi Daria. I'm pleased to meet you. By the way: Can I bum a smoke off of you? :D
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:48 pm UTC

*kisses Ginger back*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:53 pm UTC

*SLAPS lAV WITH A FLOWER*

cure meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:12 pm UTC

*kills Fred for doing something to Lav instead of Flicky*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby somitomi » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:56 pm UTC

*finds flicky guilty on two counts of first degree murder and sentences him to a lifetime without parole to be served in a federal penitentiary*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:54 pm UTC

*kisses somi to try to get him to reduce her sentence*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ginger » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:49 am UTC

*Dances with somitomi and Flicky in an effort to make them forget about the court proceedings entirely!*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:53 am UTC

*hugs Ginger for the lovely dance*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ginger » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:03 am UTC

*Hugs Flicky back. Then grows a garden. Picks flowers and gives some to everybody ever!*
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:50 pm UTC

*thanks Ginger for the flowers... with a kiss*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ginger » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:20 pm UTC

*turns into stone because bird kisses make her trigger a random magic spell!*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:31 pm UTC

*gives Ginger a bath because running water cures dwarves of being stone and I think the spell might work that way, but first I make her sit on flicky with her lady butt*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:59 am UTC

*has a bath with Fred*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby chridd » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:41 am UTC

*gives flicky a birdbath*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:25 am UTC

*hugs chridd*
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Re: Kiss/Kill

Postby Ginger » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:10 am UTC

*Hugs Flicky. Hugs a basilisk. But doesn't turn to stone this time. Hugs everybody but only if they want hugs.*
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


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