TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

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TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Maseiken » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:20 am UTC

IT'S OK TO READ THIS, OTHERWISE IT WOULD JUST BE SILLY. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS NOT A TRICK
The idea is that you pay utterly no attention to any preceding posts, anything which has even passing relevance puts you in the hall of shame.
The only exception is calling people out on their references, send these complaints to me, and you will both get one shame-point. Honor points will be awarded for sheer randomness and irrelevance.
I will be judge, and am therefore exempt from the points system, as I have to read everyone's posts. Keep in mind that if you are aware of your score, you should by all rights lose a point.
I guess you can be forgiven for reading the rules. But no more I say! If I see something funny I'll put it in the RTFT thread for padding. So if you're funny you'll get read... maybe.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Moo » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:39 am UTC

OMGoodness I can't believe you would say that. Old people have got just as much right to use the internet as the rest of us and its biggots like you that propogate the shameless agism in our society.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Maseiken » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:54 am UTC

Well said.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby DrStalker » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:41 pm UTC

tl;dr.

This game is stupid and needs to much explaining. You suck. I bet you voted for Hitler.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Moo » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:57 pm UTC

Anyway so today I'm walking down the road and this cute little dog runs up to me and I'm about to give it a Wotsit (cheese curl puff thingy) and her owner hits me with her bag! "He only eats raisins and cream!"
(half-true story).
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:12 pm UTC

Crap. i lost at the start there, apparently.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:08 pm UTC

We have no evidence and it ALL points at the OP!
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:51 pm UTC

Person Before Me wrote:something


QFT, bitches
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Cheese » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:54 pm UTC

Don't even try it, mister. I know what you're planning, and I'm not taking any of it. Not even one little bit.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Master Gunner » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:17 pm UTC

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.......OR DID IT??!!!!???????????!!!!!??????????????!!???????

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:22 pm UTC

I wonder what people are talking about...

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:59 pm UTC

And that, children, is why you don't put a fresh baked turkey over your head.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:03 pm UTC

Wanna have a conversation?
Hmmm... I guess we can't, really.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:32 pm UTC

see, the problem with my necro terrain, is that on a certain level, you can see that it is just sprue. The fact that you can read what's on the card doesn't help either. Hopefully it'll look better sprayed. Though I'm kinda annoyed about the place I put my ammo crate, it messes up the cover.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Zohar » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:44 pm UTC

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:18 pm UTC

Hey, couldn't you reply to another post, and not get punished, since no one would ever read it?

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Cheese » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:34 pm UTC

Okay, I give up:

Yes, Rodan, I assume you could. But this is a futile thing to say, as most people are probably going to ignore it. (Phew, no hall of suck for me!)
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:47 pm UTC

Goddamn it, Cheese. You had to go and mention my interesting name.
You just made me lose.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Cheese » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:52 pm UTC

Psst- Rodan, stop the conversation!
-The Large Text Baron Does Not Play Games With Mortals.
I wonder if anyone's actually had a conversation in here... I wouldn't know, I've not been reading any posts!
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:02 pm UTC

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Master Gunner » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:36 pm UTC

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:41 pm UTC

Well, I sure suck at this game, but apparently so does BLT.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby zingmaster » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:45 pm UTC

I was trying to write Chinese the other day, and my friend was like, "Don't even try," and I just ignored her.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Maseiken » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:29 am UTC

IT'S OK TO READ THIS, OTHERWISE IT WOULD JUST BE SILLY. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS NOT A TRICK
Right, in reply to the earlier question, and this is on the first post (Which you are also allowed to read)
THIS AND THE FIRST POST ARE THE ONLY POSTS YOU MAY READ.

I WILL BE READING THE POSTS. I'm not playing, I'm the judge, so yeah, any other questions, you can PM me, or just put them in here, it's roughly as private.
Also, could this and the first post possibly get mercy from the baron? As otherwise this thread will descend into... something. Something other than what it should be.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:33 am UTC

IT'S OKAY TO READ THIS, HONEST.
Heh heh, not really.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Maseiken » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:49 am UTC

I'd give a point for that, but you had to read something to post it, even if you were allowed t read it, it's not in the spirit of the game. Sorry.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:52 am UTC

So how about them weasels?
They went and infested Baghdad, being all weasel-ly...

yeah...

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Maseiken » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:54 am UTC

Well played.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:57 am UTC

I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT.
That's all I'm really trying to say.
(Damn, I just got Albuquerque into my own head)

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Blatm » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:59 am UTC

Na-Uh! Got it at Chucky Cheese's for $2!

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:26 am UTC

And that, children, is why you don't put a fresh baked turkey over your head.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:29 am UTC

Goddamn it Durham! Why'd you have to be such a goddamn, turd-fucking commie?
Seriously? Since when is publishing your secret plan for the world to see a Good Idea?

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Kerberos » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:32 am UTC

I like waffles.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:33 am UTC

I have to disagree with your second, point. Not only is it a giant fallacy, but you are a giant phallic object!!!!

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Rodan » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:37 am UTC

*checks*
yup. Looks like a tumo(u?)r.

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby DrStalker » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:30 am UTC

Why are people still posting? The OP's question was answered in the first two posts and you're all just repeating the same stuff like a bunch of morons who read the first post and then reply without seeing if your answer has already been given.

This thread isn't even going in circles; it's jumping randomly all over the place like an epileptic grasshopper on crack. Everyone needs to calm the fuck down, quit posting here, and get on with your lives.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Geekthras » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:43 am UTC

Holy shit, it's a fucking mongoose. I must be on crack.
Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby skeptical scientist » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:05 am UTC

What happens if we continue someone else's thread by mistake, so what looks apropos is really just bad luck?
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby zingmaster » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:05 am UTC

And so I was all like, "AVADA KEDAVRA."

And he was all like, *dead*.
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Re: TL DR game (A reply to RTFT)

Postby Aluminus » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:12 am UTC

What does tl;dr mean anyway? And what about RTFT?
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