Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby kernelpanic » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:30 pm UTC

WHOOOOOHOOO!
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:35 pm UTC

yay I got a page topper
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Postby Phen » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

Does it count as another pageview if you go to a different page?
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:56 pm UTC

yes
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:19 pm UTC

bla bla b;a
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:22 pm UTC

oh my god.

learn to spell
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Postby kriel » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:07 pm UTC

And capitalize.

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Postby kriel » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:07 pm UTC

freaking view your submitted post button.. -mumble-

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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:10 pm UTC

ohmg double post!
Im gonna report you
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Postby Tycho » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:10 pm UTC

This one has one shitty ratio...

3208:19822 = 0.16184

We failed people... we failed...

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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:11 pm UTC

I was totally not aware of this.

I'm actually blind and click on random threads and posts nonsense
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Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:12 pm UTC

quin
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Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:12 pm UTC

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Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:12 pm UTC

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Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:12 pm UTC

post!
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Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby kriel » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:ohmg double post!
Im gonna report you
The original rules said double posts were okay. >>; Especially if you viewed twice. (.. well. I suppose I only viewed once. Mh.)

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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:14 pm UTC

stop breaking the rules kriel, its not nice
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Postby kriel » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:17 pm UTC

DrStalker wrote:1) If you view this thread, post something. Anything. Duplicate posts are fine, if you view the thread twice in a row.

2) Do this every time you view the thread, not just the first.[/size]
... Oh. oops. It's only if you view twice. My mistake. Oh well.

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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

reported!
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Postby kriel » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:22 pm UTC

Then again. I suppose that means every single post with zero views is probably breaking some kind of rule. (if two posts with one view is..)

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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

Hyper cubes
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:23 pm UTC

I thought today was Christmas eve and was sorely disappointed.
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:34 pm UTC

Chirstmas is for pagans anyway
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:10 am UTC

youve got me
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Postby Tillan » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:17 am UTC

Today is christmas eve!

Aslo, isnt everybody on the interwebs nekkid?
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:51 pm UTC

Because, everyone needs to get ready.



I will possibly post cat girls in santa outfits.
[Not, hahah I had you going there]
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Postby Tillan » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:48 pm UTC

wut?
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:32 pm UTC

srsly d00d
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:52 pm UTC

not really a cat or santa person....
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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:22 pm UTC

animu
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Postby maninblack » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:25 pm UTC

heh i feel as tho i just got rickrolled. but alas i'm here and if my boss looks at my internet history for today he's prolly not going to be happy as i've spend more time to day on the webs that i have working anyway

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Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:38 pm UTC

i dont get the big deal with ponies....
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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:40 pm UTC

Yea, cat girls are better
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Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:48 pm UTC

r u a furry?

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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:49 pm UTC

cat ears are not furry
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Postby Malbert » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:50 pm UTC

has anyone noticed that there are numerous threads with better post:views ratios in this forum?
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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:51 pm UTC

Not at all.
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Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:51 pm UTC

so what if there are?

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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:52 pm UTC

I think it should be mandatory for everyone to point out the obvious failure of this thread at least once per page
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