Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Thu May 14, 2009 11:10 pm UTC

/gasp
I never realized.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Alucard_101 » Thu May 14, 2009 11:13 pm UTC

Yes you did, don't be a liar
Image

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Asmodieus » Thu May 14, 2009 11:57 pm UTC

Aint talkin bout love.


My love is rotten to the core
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Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 12:00 am UTC

Scanning.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Asmodieus » Fri May 15, 2009 12:04 am UTC

Vut?
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 12:38 am UTC

TAR-GET LOST
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 1:01 am UTC

SCAN-NING

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 1:26 am UTC

I got a bunny!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 1:32 am UTC

TAR-GET A-QUI-RED
TAR-GET: SDIX
OPEN FIRE

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 1:37 am UTC

you know you aren't allowed to target pregnant women, right?

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 1:52 am UTC

DEAD BABY JOKE MODE ACTIVATED

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Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 1:56 am UTC

quickest way to SDIX's foe list: bad baby jokes
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previous occupants: none
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 1:57 am UTC

DEAD BABY JOKES IN DATABASE: NONE
CEASE FIRE

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 1:59 am UTC

:D

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 2:00 am UTC

SCAN-NING...

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 2:01 am UTC

the hyphen makes me giggle

and dang, that previous post was my 2000th... I think I talk too much in here :?:

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 2:06 am UTC

NO TARGETS FOUND
STAND-BY ACTIVATED

How do you know that it was your 2000th post?

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Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 2:41 am UTC

I "Search user’s posts"ed in my profile to look for something and noticed it said 2001

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 3:43 am UTC

Huh
SCAN-NING...

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby iceberg » Fri May 15, 2009 3:49 am UTC

don't scan me!!!
}{}{}{}{}{
you put your mouth on that, and your not even wearing any underwear

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 4:42 am UTC

SCAN FUNC-TION CEASED
TARGET FOUND
TARGET: igeberg
OPEN FIRE

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Postby SDIX » Fri May 15, 2009 4:47 am UTC

so what are we firing? pies? can it be pies?

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 5:20 am UTC

PIES MADE FROM DEATH AND NITROGLYCERIN
AND CARAMEL
TASTE SUGAR DEATH
TARGET: iceberg

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 8:00 am UTC

*Gives mickey a hug*
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 8:02 am UTC

UNKNOWN COMMAND
COMMAND... LOVE?
CRITICAL SYSTEM ERROR
SHUTTING DOWN

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Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 8:19 am UTC

MWAHAHAHAHA!
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 8:25 am UTC

SYS/TEM RE-BOOT
SCAN-N-NING

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Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 8:40 am UTC

*hugs again*
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 8:44 am UTC

NO
COMMAND "LOVE" RRECOGN-NIZED
ACTION: IGNORE
OPEN FIRE

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 11:17 am UTC

insert into micky values (love);
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 12:26 pm UTC

Open your eyes and take in everything that you see
Look at all the colors, red, yellow, blue, & green
We can take an airplane and fly across the globe
Look down upon the colors, everyone come on, let's go
Because

Love, love, love, la la love
La la love makes the world go 'round
Love, love, love, la la love
La la love makes the world go 'round

Open your ears and listen what the world has to say
Hear the birds & bells and you will have a brighter day
Everyone has a special song deep inside their heart
If you want, you could sing with us, it's the perfect place tostart

Love, love, love, la la love
La la love makes the world go 'round
You can't hurt me with the things that you do
I'll pick up dandelions and I'll give them to you
Puppy dogs, kitty cats swimming through love

Love, love, love, la la love
La la love makes the world go 'round
Love, love, love, la la love
La la love makes the world go 'round
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 12:36 pm UTC

Sorry to change the subject, but there are more pressing matters at hand:

If you own a company, situated on the Cook Islands, your top domain is .co.ck. Discuss.
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Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 12:46 pm UTC

tina-mat wrote:Sorry to change the subject,
Serious thread is serious - dont toy with forces you cant control

tina-mat wrote:but there are more pressing matters at hand:

If you own a company, situated on the Cook Islands, your top domain is .co.ck. Discuss.
I find this amusing - please continue.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby King of Frogs » Fri May 15, 2009 1:04 pm UTC

Hey, you could make a wobsite about huge things, situate it in the Caymen Islands and call it massive.co.ck :D

Damn I'm childish.
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Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 1:05 pm UTC

Using Punycode, it's possible to (transparently) emulate unicode URL:s. So, one could, for example, register µ.co.ck.

Furthermore, Google tells me that "wang" is "The Tibetan term for empowerment"**. Free Tibet whilst making hilarity?

"Bajs" means "poo" in Swedish. What if Britain invaded the Cook Islands, and relocated the central office for the British Association for Japanese Studies?

More suggestions?

**Further Googling reveals that this empowerment is specifically a kind of Tibetan ritual, but shush.
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Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 1:27 pm UTC

http://pen.is leads to an Icelandic adult shop.
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Postby King of Frogs » Fri May 15, 2009 1:31 pm UTC

I wonder how many adult shops there are in Iceland?
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Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 1:33 pm UTC

There are 17 in Ireland, according to the Interwebs.
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Postby King of Frogs » Fri May 15, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

That seems quite a small amount for the whole of Ireland... then again, it's still quite catholic and has a relatively small population.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby tina-mat » Fri May 15, 2009 1:37 pm UTC

King of Frogs wrote:That seems quite a small amount for the whole of Ireland... then again, it's still quite catholic and has a relatively small penis.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
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