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Postby Asmodieus » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:48 am UTC

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Postby Asmodieus » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:11 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Postby Tillian » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:11 am UTC

Yep, that's how it works. Ingvar Kamprad is a clever nazi.
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Postby Asmodieus » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:37 pm UTC

Jeez, I know I'm never going to IKEA now.
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Postby StrengthInFaith » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:35 am UTC

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Postby coolstorybro » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:30 am UTC

I just have to say, nostalgia is pretty awesome. It might even be able to save lives in some extremely contrived situations involving crazy people and/or robots programmed by crazy people. It's also a word that ends in a vowel, which I think might count for something?

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Postby Asmodieus » Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:58 pm UTC

lolwut?
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:52 am UTC

You know that thing described in your avatar? I'm pretty sure my brother does that.

Also, he's graduating college in three years, and going to law school after that
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Postby Asmodieus » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:56 am UTC

He's only going into law school to try and get it legalized.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:22 am UTC

He was afraid he ruined his career a little while ago, because he published an article about legalization in his school's paper that then found its way onto the internet. Not sure what ever happened about that.
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Postby Asmodieus » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:49 pm UTC

Its probably still on there, and anyone with initiative could probably find it.
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Postby mieulium » Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:44 am UTC

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Postby Asmodieus » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:29 pm UTC

Where are you?
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Postby Max2009 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:26 pm UTC

Obviously in the East.
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Postby Tillian » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

I'm guessing Singapore.
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Postby no-genius » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:15 pm UTC

I honestly don't know why I looked.
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Postby Tillian » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:28 pm UTC

Because you saw my name.
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Postby thecamoninja » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:31 pm UTC

Clearly it was because he desires our complete loathing forever
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Postby Tillian » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:37 pm UTC

Sssh, he has more posts than us. We'd better be careful.
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Postby thecamoninja » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:44 pm UTC

More posts than you, maybe, but I am safe with my 5000 posts. And adding on your other accounts, you'd probably also have a lot more.

Edit: Factoring in my old account, I have 8598 posts, including this one
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Postby Tillian » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:56 pm UTC

I have 6 938, so I'm safe too.

Hurgh. Arsemods has 15452.
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:38 pm UTC

Legendary!
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Postby thecamoninja » Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:58 pm UTC

Is that including all of his duplicate accounts?

I mean, they would probably raise it a grand total of like, ten, but still.
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:40 pm UTC

I'm Asmotrois, Dandelion is Asmodeux
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:10 pm UTC

I didn't include sockpuppets, no.

You only have one?
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:12 pm UTC

Yeah, I've never really had a joke that needed a sock puppet to come to fruition. Call me old fashioned, but I just dont "do" sockpuppets.

They're sooo proletariat.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:14 pm UTC

If there's any hope, it lies in the sockpuppets...
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:17 pm UTC

There never WAS any hope, we were watching you since forever.
Hardy har har.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:29 pm UTC

I'm not afraid of your rat cage.
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:34 pm UTC

Despite all my rage
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Postby thecamoninja » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:39 pm UTC

I don't think we're on the same page
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:44 pm UTC

1984, then I made a reference to a Smashing Pumpkins song.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:53 pm UTC

Then he rhymed.
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:54 pm UTC

Yeah
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:56 pm UTC

Period.
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:03 pm UTC

comma,
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:06 pm UTC

Colon:
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Postby Asmodieus » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:07 pm UTC

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Postby Tillian » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:28 pm UTC

I have one of those.
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Postby thecamoninja » Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:45 pm UTC

Is it just me, or does that colon look like it's connecting to the urethra?
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