Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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Postby Nemphael » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:16 am UTC

Aaaaand now Star Wars turned interesting. I've got a really nice Norwegian pun on the force.

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Postby mieulium » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:44 pm UTC

I bloo
uh tinni
fush
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"OBJECTION!"

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Postby Tillian » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:18 pm UTC

Nemphael wrote:Aaaaand now Star Wars turned interesting. I've got a really nice Norwegian pun on the force.
Moooo-bi-Wan Ko-nobi?
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Postby Nemphael » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:03 pm UTC

Noodles, you say?

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Postby SFX » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:19 pm UTC

I don't like it

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Postby Max2009 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:14 pm UTC

Then don't eat it.
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Postby The Chosen One » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:09 am UTC

Accidentally clicked on this! :D
If you ever find yourself asking, "is the answer to the question, "is the answer to the question, "am I the only one?" no?" no?" The answer is still no, but you should probably close all those Logic Puzzles tabs and go to sleep.

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Postby SFX » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:02 pm UTC

Now you are doomed

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Postby Max2009 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:17 am UTC

Why was this on the second page?
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Postby darknut » Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:27 am UTC

...hello...i just sort of wondered in, but i have to contribute, so... here, have this public service film
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Postby Max2009 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:05 pm UTC

It's wandered not wondered.
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Postby Nemphael » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:44 pm UTC

Tricky ponderosa?

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Postby Chuff » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:40 pm UTC

I hate when I accidentally click on this thread in my egosearch.
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Postby Max2009 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:53 pm UTC

I hate when you do that too.
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Postby I Am Raven » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:03 pm UTC

TRY!
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Postby mieulium » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:54 pm UTC

HERE BECAUSE I REMEMBER YOU GUYZ. HAI.
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Postby Feylias » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:47 pm UTC

So, when I switch pages or refresh the page, does that increase the number of views? I could test that out! Or, I could quietly wander off and avoid returning, lest I have to post moar. ^_^

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Postby R0mai » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:54 pm UTC

<insert random post>

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Postby Nemphael » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:51 am UTC

So, does anyone want to bet on how long I can stay awake?

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Postby mieulium » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:14 am UTC

20h?
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Postby Tillian » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:53 pm UTC

int 80h

But seriously, how long?
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Postby mieulium » Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:55 am UTC

long enough to not reply us.
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Postby Nemphael » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:50 pm UTC

SOmeone threw an egg at me! =D

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Postby Epidemic » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:14 am UTC

The title made me look!

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Postby Max2009 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:13 pm UTC

Nothing made you look, you chose to look.
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:45 pm UTC

No, I'm pretty sure the title became a sentient body which forced him to look by stating it would blow up the bank where his sister works.

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Postby mieulium » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:09 pm UTC

This sounds like a problem to be solved by MAX2009!!!
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Postby Max2009 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:15 pm UTC

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Postby Nemphael » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:28 pm UTC

I'm in Estonia!

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Postby clockworkmonk » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:44 pm UTC

i wonder...
418 I'm a teapot

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Postby mieulium » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:00 am UTC

I am dead!
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Postby Max2009 » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:55 pm UTC

Zombie?
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Postby cemper93 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:39 pm UTC

To post or not to look, this is the question.

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Postby SFX » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:19 am UTC

Doing my part.

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Postby Nemphael » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:00 am UTC

As an offering to the zomie? Which part?

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Postby cemper93 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:31 pm UTC

The brain.

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Postby jobriath » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:35 pm UTC

Occurs to me that the best way to maximise the post:views ratio is to post something no one cares about and let it slide into historical oblivion. Depending how the ratio's calculated you might need to reply to your own post to ensure it's defined.

Occurs to me I'm not the first to whom this has occurred.

Wonder if that thought has occurred to anyone else in this thread.

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Postby Max2009 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:17 pm UTC

Many thoughts occur to many people in this thread.
Almost daily!
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Postby Macbi » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:08 pm UTC

Woof!
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.

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Postby mieulium » Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:48 am UTC

puppy brains! puppy brains! I wonder how they think?
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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