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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:05 pm UTC

What is it with you and objections?

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Postby Kyreles » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:09 pm UTC

Damnit. I got curious and looked and now must post.
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Postby Cathy » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:50 am UTC

Kyreles wrote:Damnit. I got curious and looked and now must post.

me too!
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Postby t1mm01994 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:53 am UTC

Let's make sure this gets content somehow!

1

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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:38 am UTC

t1mm01994 wrote:Let's make sure this gets content somehow!

1

what do you mean by 1?
am I supposed to post 2?

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Postby peri_renna » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:57 am UTC

Does flipping to the next page count as another view?
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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:03 am UTC

peri_renna wrote:Does flipping to the next page count as another view?

I have no idea, but you tricked me into viewing this thread again, and now I need to post again.

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Postby Adam H » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:40 pm UTC

I opened the thread and immediately regreted it!
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Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:33 pm UTC

Since people can't resist looking here, this is probably as good as any thread to promote Assassins 2.0

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Postby mieulium » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:30 pm UTC

Awww. I don't have the time to play mafia games anymore ):

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Postby Max2009 » Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:00 pm UTC

My dog is a wonderment.
Somehow, without using any hands or opposable thumbs she manages to pick up her food dish, turn it upside-down and make a neat little pile of dog food, and then proceed to play catch with herself (using the food dish as a ball).
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Postby Kyreles » Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:44 pm UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:Since people can't resist looking here, this is probably as good as any thread to promote Assassins 2.0


Assassins 2.0? Sounds like fun.
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Postby mieulium » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:35 am UTC

Max2009 wrote:...then proceed to play catch with herself (using the food dish as a ball).


O_o do you oblige?
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Postby matt96 » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:49 pm UTC

Look here! Now post as I tricked you into viewing this thread!

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Postby Cathy » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:46 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:My dog is a wonderment.
Somehow, without using any hands or opposable thumbs she manages to pick up her food dish, turn it upside-down and make a neat little pile of dog food, and then proceed to play catch with herself (using the food dish as a ball).

my friend Catherine does this... with the litter.

Not nearly as cute!
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Postby Mike Rosoft » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:10 pm UTC

my friend Catherine considers anything that moves and is not too much larger than himself his prey. (This includes dogs; when we still took him for a walk, he would sometimes hide behind some bushes and then, when a dog of a suitable size went by, he'd jump at the dog and chase him away.)


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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:35 pm UTC

Mike Rosoft wrote:my friend Catherine considers anything that moves and is not too much larger than himself his prey. (This includes dogs; when we still took him for a walk, he would sometimes hide behind some bushes and then, when a dog of a suitable size went by, he'd jump at the dog and chase him away.)


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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:55 pm UTC

matt96 wrote:Look here! Now post as I tricked you into viewing this thread!

NOoooooooo!

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Postby t1mm01994 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

OBJECTION!

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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:05 pm UTC

OVERRULED!!!

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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

Prepare... to be prepared!

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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:18 pm UTC

and I accidentally viewed again

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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:34 pm UTC

yeah... "accidentally"

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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:35 pm UTC

I know, I thought this was a different thread.

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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:36 pm UTC

This is a secret, only those who view this thread know about this post.

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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:41 pm UTC

Super secret post.

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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:17 pm UTC

Hah! My post is much secreter than yours will ever be!

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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:21 pm UTC

not as secret as my secret draft for this thread that you will never see!

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Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:56 pm UTC

My secret is so secret that I won't even tell you about it!

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Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:59 pm UTC

I'm even more secretive than that.

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Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:01 am UTC

Well, then I encode my secret to make it even more secret.

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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:06 am UTC

Well then I use my secret as a cipher to encode my secret, making it insanely secret.

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Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:07 am UTC

Well, then I write down my secret on a piece of paper, tear that paper into 200000 pieces, and then hide each of the pieces.

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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:11 am UTC

well I memorize my encoded secret and erase any other instance of my secret from existence

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Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:21 am UTC

Well I scan your brain and extract the secret so that it isn't a secret anymore which means that my secret is more secret.

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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:23 am UTC

but my secret is still encrypted, and I use your brain scanner to scan your brain and extract your secret!

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Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:25 am UTC

Ah, but I had already forgotten my secret, so it wasn't in my brain anymore!

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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:27 am UTC

then you forgot your secret making it useless to you

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Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:34 am UTC

matt96 wrote:then you forgot your secret making it useless to you

Ah, but I can re-learn it. It was probably a Memory Gambit.

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Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:38 am UTC

But I have an even more secret secret than you do.


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