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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:11 pm UTC

*casts Confusion on flicky*
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:47 pm UTC

flicky is confused! He's so confused that he's speaking in third person!

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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:55 pm UTC

"Hey, babe. What's up?"
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:03 pm UTC

Not much, ewe?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:41 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:Not much, ewe?
I've messed up my sheep schedule, so I'm feeling a bit under the sweather.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:06 pm UTC

Something got your goat?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:22 pm UTC

You've goat to be kidding me with these baaaad puns...

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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:39 pm UTC

I don't know about ewe, but I shearly come here for the baaaad puns.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:34 am UTC

:o

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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:07 am UTC

I like my puns like I like my coffee: often.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:28 am UTC

Like Likes like Like Likes like Like Likes.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:47 am UTC

I like my puns like I like my coffee: Irish.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:14 am UTC

Like the "it drives me nuts" pun, for example. Good stuff.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:15 am UTC

I drink a latte of coffee. I like it very mocha.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:12 am UTC

Tillian wrote:Like the "it drives me nuts" pun, for example. Good stuff.

We have that joke in Britain! No Irish involved whatsoever!
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Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:14 am UTC

I like British Coffee too.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:14 am UTC

Beer + Tea + Custard.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:16 am UTC

Custard is specifically British?
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Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:17 am UTC

No, but neither is whipped cream specifically Irish.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:18 am UTC

You've got me there.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:01 am UTC

Nothing to add but a post.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:06 am UTC

Nothing to post but an ad:

Buy marshmallows or you'll regret it
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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:10 am UTC

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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:14 am UTC

Wow, the Homestar Runner wiki even has a page for the letter "G".

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Postby adnapemit » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:27 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:Nothing to post but an ad:

Buy marshmallows or you'll regret it

I feel like i need to buy marshmallows. What an effective ad.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:31 pm UTC

I would be thinking of marshmallows right now, but I'm eating a sandwich.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:02 pm UTC

I made albondigas for dinner. And then had them for breakfast too.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:34 pm UTC

Meatballs?
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Postby cyanyoshi » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:29 pm UTC

Albondigas.

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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:48 pm UTC

Apparently they are a type of meatball.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:00 pm UTC

Spanish meatballs. With cheese and stuff instead them. Delicious.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:08 pm UTC

Instead of what? :P
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:05 pm UTC

Inside? Stupid autocorrect.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:09 pm UTC

:lol:
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:40 pm UTC

Stupor anticorrelation.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:27 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:Stupor anticorrelation.

Studious authors competition.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:54 pm UTC

Stunning astrocosmology.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:20 pm UTC

Stuffed aubergines.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:27 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Stuffed aubergines.


YOU'RE a stuffed aubergine!
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