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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:14 am UTC

I've not seen any of the adaptations of Discworld. I've just read the books.

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Made me look.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:32 pm UTC

In a loving way. <3
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Postby Tillian » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:00 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:Made me look.
flicky1991 wrote:In a loving way. <3
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Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:07 pm UTC

That's it, I'm going to bed.
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Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:53 pm UTC

Every night before bed I make a semi-atheist prayer for the gods and goddesses, demons and demonesses, priests and nuns to leave me alone in the morning. Do they? And sometimes I read or drink hot tea or do muscle relaxations or deep breaths, guided visualizations, hypnosis sessions online w/hypnotists or... thinkin' about my dreams or my past. And then I recline back and fall into a fitful slumber where I rarely sleep more than an hour or two before wakin' up. Heaven Help Poor Little Me if I watch a scary movie or listen to a violent song before bedy by times. Shivers. </3
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:44 am UTC

I've not had monster dreams since the time I realized that the scariest thing in the dark was me. :twisted:
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:01 am UTC

I didn't sleep well. It's very windy.
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:23 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:I've not had monster dreams since the time I realized that the scariest thing in the dark was me.

lol lol well, in a movie I watched a girl was kinda discussing that, and she's all like like, "What if I CAN'T get confident enough to face the monsters in my dreams?" And her friend laughs and he says, "Then I guess you'll never wake up huh?" CREEPY CREEPY. And that movie I wrote gave me shivers. I don't even like to hear the words, "Eat you," because of eating disorders and a ghost lady hallucination I used to have... and: The beasty's favorite food from my RP/movie story is Reese's Pieces like ET. Ha-ha~ <3
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Postby somitomi » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:25 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I didn't sleep well. It's very windy.

I slept well although it was windy here too.
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Postby adnapemit » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:21 am UTC

I sleep better when it's windy and rainy...unless something decides to rattle on the house.
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:23 am UTC

They... had scary scary movies on at the homeless shelter. A guy was getting TORE UP by Pinhead's hooks and chains while I couldn't. Look away. My bad I know: I should've looked away. Kinda hard when it's your only entertainments options in the dead of night, there's just a fridge full of food or sleep and you can't sleep and foods make you sick, even drinking water would make you gasp desperately and choke for breath. So you just. Gotta stare stare at that man getting his body torn apart by demons outta a goddess damned silly silly puzzle box. WHY WHY they always open that awful thing? I wanna kick Pinhead in his teeth and RIP RIP RIP his pins ALL out~ <3
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:34 pm UTC

I don't watch horror films, myself.
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:41 pm UTC

I try, try not to though my family loves 'em... and I used to... but they gave me nightmares so. No more. No Freddy K., no Jason V., no dead ghost lady w/a broken neck that gasps like a dead animal... and then I go and make up a horror story to scare myself ha-ha. ANYWAYS. I like romantic comedies or even kids' movies about talking animals way way better than horror films. Like Gidget on that one pets movie, "YOU'RE ALL DOGS NOW. You don't wanna be dogs? TOO BAD. We're dogs!" And the hawk that was all, "I'm a bad, bad predator tryin' to eat li'l doggies like Gidget but we can be friends now RIGHT?" And she was like, "Sure... we can be... best friends. If you help me find my boyfriend." Ha-ha gettin' what she wanna outta that bad, bad, guilty, guilty predator hawk thingy.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:44 pm UTC

Never seen that film.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:44 pm UTC

Never seen that film.
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:46 pm UTC

Of course you haven't and I wasn't requiring you to I was just talking. You know what? If ppl are gonna talk to me like that and nitpick everything I say I just won't post here anymore.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:49 pm UTC

I'm not nitpicking or anything! But if I look, I must post. So I tried to think of something relevant to say. Sorry if it seemed like that. :oops:
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:50 pm UTC

Ooh ooh 'kay 'kay my bad. I just got confused and defensive. IF YOU LOOK... You Must Post. Even if there are only tumbleweeds and airiness inside your pretty pretty head. What's going on in my head? A single chimpanzee woman playing her piano and then she spills a glass of milk.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:53 pm UTC

My head is just full of gay thoughts. Image
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:56 pm UTC

Gay happy or gay homosexual? Both are fine. Lesbians be weird though. They they always always wanna... lecture a girl... about not lookin'/actin' right, which sounds A LOT A LOT like the lectures men give lesbians 'bout bein' lesbians! So their thoughts about my femininity mirror the thoughts of men about my femininity and ladylike behaviors... namely: I'm just not ladylike enough, don't have the right parts, don't act submissive enough or wear enough makeups or whatevs... which men say about women/girls too... lesbians be actin' like badly badly flirting mens. </3
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:00 pm UTC

Of course. Well, I have no experiences about bein' gay for men... unless... you count when I was forced to look like a boy and secretly secretly lusting after my male "best friend," who told me in no uncertain terms that, "I'M FINE w/gay men so long as they don't hit on me." So I never expressed my loving feelings, a chasm gradually grew between us, he found other friends and I found: My abusive family, a girlfriend that only visited once, a group of band nerdy girls and boys that never let me join in on their nerdy fun times and... choir practice? Always Always gotta practice at school for the music teacher. ANYWAYS I'M RAMBLING THE GIST IS: Gay thoughts are awesome more men should have gay gay homosexual thoughts in my opinions.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:02 pm UTC

:( I hope things get better for you.
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:12 pm UTC

They never ever will. I have to be constantly on the hunts for a new place to live, new friends and families, new therapists and crisis workers... and if the homeless shelters it looks like I AM FORCED to eventually go to due to my Entire Family HATING HATING on me... close down... then I'm homeless again another time again, eating out of garbage cans, harassed and forced out of town by cops... it hasn't happened yet but. It almost just about almost did when I was booted from the crisis house. I should've stayed with Tiffany and Jocelyn and Theresa. At least young and middle-age therapists and college students actually wanna see me act girly-girly, have estrogen and... I have no hormones. I just have sexual thoughts constantly and... go in private to think about my past and nightmares and be alone smokin' until my strangled neck hurts. Anyone wanna see the beasty I described in my movie ideas? Look at my house: Lonely, slavering male beastesses ALL OVER that wanna be friends/lovers/family w/unwilling girls that abandoned them emotionally a long, long time ago... and they don't get it... and stalk you in your dreams and when you're awake.

I am fucking done. I compulsively write here, I compulsively write to Quixotess and Osha and anyone that'll listen and... it does no good. None. I might as well be alone doing sex work to pay for the house where I live alone, dine alone w/o a partner, and will never, ever find true love or happiness. Just medications for my twisted, shy, anxious PTSD garbages. Fuck my life so hard... and I'll even do it... just not right now I have a headache honey.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:13 pm UTC

:( Sorry to hear that.
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Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:24 pm UTC

Thank you. :) Anyways I just wanna say: If Peaceful Whale reads the thread, that I, loved-loved your last post in the RP. Ha-ha the Immortal Cat rolls over and goes back to sleepy-sleepy cutey-cutey immortal deity kitties~ <3
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:29 pm UTC

see ya
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Postby Ginger » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:09 am UTC

I not going to journal about my life here anymore. In fact... well, I SAY I'm never gonna come back, but I always get bored/awake all day or all night and... so whatever I won't say I ain't ever coming back. I as well won't say anything else in my post except: I am sorry for being inappropriate about my terrors on horror movies and pets movies that amuse me and my silly... life. So see everyone later~ <3
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:49 pm UTC

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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:17 pm UTC

post-post.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:43 pm UTC

Hi eran.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:27 am UTC

hi. i think i'm back, because i don't know enough about my velocity.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:26 am UTC

*catches you*

You were going pretty fast!
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Postby Ginger » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:37 pm UTC

Velociraptors? I heard they were actually like chickens or turkeys sizes, and they hunts in packs, and they swarm bigger dinosaurs and... and that they name means, "Swift thieves."
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:04 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:*catches you*

You were going pretty fast!


From this reference frame, I was standing still. ;)
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Postby Ginger » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:14 pm UTC

I wish a man would catch me on my wedding night and twirl me around. Women are generally not strong enough to pick me up.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:46 pm UTC

Ginger wrote:I wish a man would catch me on my wedding night and twirl me around.
Me too.

eran_rathan wrote:From this reference frame, I was standing still. ;)
And I was flying towards you?
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:56 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
eran_rathan wrote:From this reference frame, I was standing still. ;)
And I was flying towards you?



You looked rather flat and blue, so I'm assuming so ;)

time to go make some armor.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:58 pm UTC

I look more pink right now. Image
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