Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 11, 2017 6:19 am UTC

Sounds like something ego would say.
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Postby heuristically_alone » Thu May 11, 2017 6:40 am UTC

My Eggo waffle says that all the time
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 11, 2017 6:55 am UTC

Stop waffling on!
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Postby heuristically_alone » Thu May 11, 2017 7:06 am UTC

Did you get a waffle ticket yet?
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Postby adnapemit » Thu May 11, 2017 8:27 am UTC

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Postby eran_rathan » Thu May 11, 2017 11:46 am UTC

mmm, waffles.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 11, 2017 12:00 pm UTC

Which kind?
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Postby thecamoninja » Thu May 11, 2017 12:05 pm UTC

whaffles?

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 11, 2017 12:08 pm UTC

Potatoey or Begian-y?
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Postby Tillian » Thu May 11, 2017 2:00 pm UTC

I should try those if I ever visit Begium.
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Postby thecamoninja » Thu May 11, 2017 3:11 pm UTC

Don't you literally share a border with them? Or like, a small body of water? Or a netherland maybe?

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 11, 2017 5:57 pm UTC

Oh bloody L, I see my mistake now.
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Postby heuristically_alone » Thu May 11, 2017 5:59 pm UTC

L is the bloodiest letter.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 11, 2017 6:02 pm UTC

I just ate a Danish. Close enough?
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Postby thecamoninja » Thu May 11, 2017 10:24 pm UTC

hmmm. maybe try a berliner next?

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Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 12, 2017 12:24 am UTC

Only with extra jelly.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri May 12, 2017 1:57 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I just ate a Danish. Close enough?

:shock:

I hope he was dead, at least, you cannibal.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 5:00 am UTC

It's only cannibalism when humans do it.
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Postby Tillian » Fri May 12, 2017 5:29 am UTC

thecamoninja wrote:Don't you literally share a border with them? Or like, a small body of water? Or a netherland maybe?
Nope, not even close.
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Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 12, 2017 5:33 am UTC

I used to be a good guy.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 5:40 am UTC

You are what you eat?
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Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 12, 2017 5:46 am UTC

I am on a bad boy diet.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 6:05 am UTC

I'm on a heury diet.
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Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 12, 2017 6:07 am UTC

Sounds painful for the bowels.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 6:45 am UTC

Sounds painful for the meows.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 12, 2017 12:22 pm UTC

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thecamoninja wrote:Don't you literally share a border with them? Or like, a small body of water? Or a netherland maybe?
Nope, not even close.

wow, my grasp of european geography is a lot worse than i thought :shock:

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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 12:26 pm UTC

I'm in the same boat, and I am a European geography.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 12, 2017 12:26 pm UTC

it's different for you, because you can measure distances as the bluebird flies. unfortunately, bluebirds cannot fly very far

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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 12:32 pm UTC

Yep. I can only count up to England.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 12, 2017 12:34 pm UTC

do you think you could make it across the channel?

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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 12:37 pm UTC

I've done it twice, but not through flight.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 12, 2017 12:42 pm UTC

taking the train is perfectly reasonable. but if you were a real daredevil, you would fly through the tunnel 8-)

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thecamoninja wrote:
Tillian wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:Don't you literally share a border with them? Or like, a small body of water? Or a netherland maybe?
Nope, not even close.

wow, my grasp of european geography is a lot worse than i thought :shock:
Did you confuse us with Denmark? That would be semi-reasonable. But still wrong.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 12, 2017 12:45 pm UTC

no, i think i just forget, generally, the shapes of germany, the baltic, and the skagerrak

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Postby Tillian » Fri May 12, 2017 12:52 pm UTC

Sweden: Penis
Germany: Fat and WWII-shaped
The Baltic: Sweet and salty
Skagerrak: Mythical sea only heard about in the weather reports
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 12, 2017 1:01 pm UTC

the only reason i know that skagerrak is a thing is because of diplomacy

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Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 12, 2017 3:06 pm UTC

Have you ever heard of New York?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 6:16 pm UTC

camo lives there. So, yes. :P
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Postby Tillian » Fri May 12, 2017 6:41 pm UTC

But does he live in New York the state or New York the city?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 12, 2017 6:42 pm UTC

I'unno.
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