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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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You must be headed away then. Don't worry, I'll be here when you get back.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:06 am UTC

*circles back around and collides with you*
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:02 pm UTC

Schrodinger's Ginger: She's in a scientist's boxes, is she alive, or is she dead? OR does she exist in every states simultaneously? Only scientists know and Ginger likes existing in all states.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:08 pm UTC

*opens the box*
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:12 pm UTC

*Flicky1991 gets: A Ginger that exists on all planes of existence and death. She zips around the room w/lots of energy and chatters femininely about nothing some more.*
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:17 pm UTC

What a wonderful gift! :D
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:22 pm UTC

Every day on the forums... and life... is a gift. Never forget. *Sheds a single womanly tear and an eagle w/an American flag in its talons lands on her shoulders and screeches.* IN AMERICA... or Britain... or w/e Flicky lives. *Shrugs.*
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:26 pm UTC

Britain, yes. We were acting like Americans before Americans were a thing. :P
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:30 pm UTC

The original settlers of America were Puritan British I think? Ha-ha. So... I guess you right? Britain totes gave America its own peoples... and we took the lands from the original natives... and started wars, but. We're an Empire now just like Britain was. NO TAXATION w/o representation! TIME to spill the teas in the seas~! </3
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:35 pm UTC

Let's start an empire.
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:37 pm UTC

Yes let's and that reminds me of a song: "Let's start a nuclear war in a gay bar, gay bar!" I... don't think nuclear wars in gay bars would be a very good idea Mister Singer. I mean don't gay men like bein' alive in our gift of a world too? And nuclear wars would just... destroy the entire gay bar and everyone in it forever and ever. But I digress.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:44 pm UTC

No no, the gay bar is clearly the base of operations from which they are conducting the war. It must be a combined gay bar / bomb shelter. :P
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:46 pm UTC

LOL HA-HA-HA-HA-Ha ooh ooh how perfect Ms. Flicky1991. I love love it. So sure: The gay men sneakily and stealthily start nuclear wars, from inside their bomb shelter/bar/base of operations... and gay bars everywhere start conducting nuclear strikes. The New Gay Rainbow Nuclear Empire is arising. I think I wanna join that one instead of making a new one. Do they allow lesbians or just gay men? I'll have to ask a gay recruiter for the rainbow nuclear wars someday.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:51 pm UTC

Ginger wrote:Do they allow lesbians or just gay men?
Pretty sure all LGBT people would be accepted. Image
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Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:54 pm UTC

Yay Yay~! <3 An accepting... nuclear wars... of all LGBT peoples. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ooh ooh am I in giggles fits right now? I'll breathy giggles my way out of here for a bit.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:55 pm UTC

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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:16 am UTC

Once upon a time a magic, enchanted Princess Lady of her Castle Tower Thing... met another pretty pretty, waif maiden, enchanted magic princess. And their names were Zoey AND Sabrina. Not Chloe, or Zuri or Kimberly Rachel or Joy or... whatevs.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:56 am UTC

I'd like to meet a handsome prince. Image
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:09 am UTC

A mysterious prince knocks on your door. He's the man of your dreams. Only he's betrothed to another since his birth, too, too bad. I don't wanna mix with royalties. I know I play act as them a lot but... I mean... all the richest peoples in the world would HATE HATE my wasteful, impulsive shopping habits and lecture me on proper financial etiquette. And throw in tips on how to smoke cigs more ladylike probs too. Ha-ha rich peoples~ </3
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Postby adnapemit » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:10 am UTC

Posting because I looked.

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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:15 am UTC

adnapemit wrote:Posting because I looked.

Hi.

Hi adnapemit. I appreciate your counseling of how to play the 200 whatevers game it helped a lot. <3
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Postby adnapemit » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:29 am UTC

You are welcome. I'm always happy to help people.
The more people who play forum games the nicer it is. :D
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:33 am UTC

I'm gonna bring... everyone who shows up at my house... to play forum games. Wait that might be a bad idea. OKAY I GOT IT: I'll invite a select few, elite, special friends and acquaintances to play forum games. And they'll make hipstress references to medias no one's seen, smoke bad clove cigarettes, chortle about the "sheep of today" something something about misspent youth and THEN: We'll have maybe two or three more people to play. Wait, I don't know anyone that would like these forums so NEVER Mind entirely.
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Postby adnapemit » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:59 am UTC

Oh. That's too bad :(
I would have loved some chortle about the "sheep of today"
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:03 am UTC

*Breathy chortles b/c adnapemit's post made her laugh.* LIKE, solipsism says, the world is created by me, all sensory experiences lead back to ME, ME, ME... and the sheep of today, these youths and adults that just like. FOLLOW THE TRENDS, man... or woman. W/evs. And they just like they DON'T GET ME at all, or my life, or my emo musics or my thick black mascara and eyeliner. I'm gonna cry some until my makeups run hold on. And I'll make sure to snap a selfie with my cell phone's camera.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:52 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:21 pm UTC

Heyt.
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:21 pm UTC

Yo.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:35 pm UTC

Me?
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Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:33 pm UTC

Everyone. And me, me... everything. I got to keep talking about me, all the times me, like a bad philosophies lecture on solipsism.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:12 am UTC

I like to talk about me, me, me. :mrgreen:
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Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:48 am UTC

Yes, it's fun! And girls... just wanna have fun. When the working day is done. And blondes have Even More Fun~ <3 I need some blonde hair dye so I can At Least be strawberry blonde or something?
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:48 am UTC

If you want to!
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Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:57 am UTC

I was just making a joke I don't really want to it was just... a joke. I like referencing things sometimes. Doesn't mean I mean everything I say and IN FACT sometimes I lie and misrepresent facts true stories.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:59 am UTC

Oh. :oops: OK!
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Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:03 am UTC

Thanks for bein' so understandin' mate. Wait, I ain't British... or Australian? So... friend instead? Pal? Buddy? I Need an Americanized way to creepily make people my friends! *Flails.*
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Postby adnapemit » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:52 am UTC

Bud?
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Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:53 am UTC

YES. "Bud" is absolutely perfect~ <3 A diminutive of a diminutive pet name! Now they'll be creepy feels for sure.
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Postby adnapemit » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:39 am UTC

:D
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