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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby shadyraptors » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:41 pm UTC

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Postby Tillan » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:03 pm UTC

Bai!
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:31 pm UTC

Tillan wrote:Image


The boyfriend once told a friend of mine that he may call him anything he likes.
This friend now calls the boyfriend um bongo.
The boyfriend is now an awesome pink - whatever that is surrounded by fruit.
That's awesome =D
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right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Postby Tillan » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:47 pm UTC

Hippo
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SDIX » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:12 pm UTC

potamus

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Postby HarleyQuinn » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:13 pm UTC

postamus.
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Postby SDIX » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:19 pm UTC

good one

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby TaintedDeity » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:21 pm UTC

Fractal_Tangent wrote:
Tillan wrote:[img]http//www.virginmedia.com/images/drink_Um_Bongo-431x300.jpg[/img]


The boyfriend once told a friend of mine that he may call him anything he likes.
This friend now calls the boyfriend um bongo.
The boyfriend is now an awesome pink - whatever that is surrounded by fruit.
That's awesome =D
And it's really yummy juice so it's even better!
I haven't had um bongo in ages...
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:21 pm UTC

very good
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right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nhoj Serob » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:38 pm UTC

soooo... what happens if someone doesn't post, but they view?(aside from the obvious lowering of the ratio)
*tends to break things*

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:01 pm UTC

god kills an xkcd reader.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nhoj Serob » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:44 pm UTC

I'll be sure to post every time I read, then.
*tends to break things*

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SDIX » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:45 pm UTC

I don't...

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Postby Lithium33 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

SDIX wrote:I don't...


You killed an xkcder! Good job.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:28 pm UTC

I just killed two of them.
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Postby Dargon Cophe » Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:35 am UTC

Damn you, HarleyQuinn! It was a trap.
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:48 am UTC

Love me

That's all I ask of you.
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Postby rddrgn » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:33 am UTC

thats too much to ask for

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Postby Nith Azra » Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:23 pm UTC

Well, Maybe we could come to a compromise? We can like you... ?
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:15 pm UTC

Here we go again with people actually listening to me.
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Postby mieulium » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:57 pm UTC

OH WHY CANT I HAVE FANTASIES.

I want a best guy friend who I can call brother.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:04 pm UTC

Go get one?
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Postby Nith Azra » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:54 pm UTC

Well, if I knew you more I'd offer myself for the role...

But inistead I'm just going to go on not loving HarleyQuinn.
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Postby Tillian » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:08 am UTC

HarleyHarleyQuinnQuinn.
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:07 am UTC

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Postby Nith Azra » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:11 am UTC

Tillian wrote:HarleyHarleyQuinnQuinn.


Rather.
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:19 am UTC

I have nothing to say, but I have to post. :-/

Really, I should go to bed.
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Postby sje46 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:45 am UTC

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Postby Tillan » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:45 am UTC

ok?
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby Nith Azra » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:23 am UTC

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Postby Tillian » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:11 pm UTC

Wazzup, sloth?
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Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:15 pm UTC

Why sloth? Why not something cool like armadillo?

Did you know that the armadillo is the only mammal that can walk underwater? I mean really walk. Like on dry land, but under water.
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Postby Tillan » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:48 pm UTC

Ive killed a few more
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Postby Tillian » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:55 pm UTC

I'll kill three more and save one.
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:55 pm UTC

I have a bedsit (or one room apartment), yaay~! But my Internets are flaky, possibly-not-so-randomly refusing to do certain things like keeping a steady pace or loading pages or actually accessing the net AT ALL. Uhm. On wireless, as my landlord didn't actually have a (working) wired connection after all. Technically, he does, but, err, in my room it isn't installed yet/properly... Uhm. So I'm using his shaky net for the time being. Maybe a bad signal rate or something. At least until I can get my own router wired and possibly have a more stable connection with a better signal rate. Meh.

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Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:29 pm UTC

So I went to church yesterday.

My narrative epic of my experience in a different culture: (ramble ramble ramble. Tell me what you think about it, I want to practice writing, and I need criticizing. More specifically flaming)

So I went to church with my parents, and upon entering, there was a nice little sign saying "Do not enter, after church was started." My dad decides that we should sneak in anyway. I mean, no one noticed, but still arent we supposed to follow rules? Arent those rules there for a reason? AND IN A CHURCH NO LESS! But I guess it doesnt count as a sin since we were doing it for good. But I digress.

So we walk through the pews, and the first thing I notice is that there are a couple of babies wailing uncontrollably, probably not a good sign. Or maybe its not a sign at all, since babies cry for anything. So then we shuffle akwardly infront of a family and try very hard to avoid eye contact with anyone.

Then there was some singing, I was probably the only one there who didnt know the lyrics to the song. To make it worse everyone there sang with some much gusto, as if any of it were actually true! So the song ended, and then we got on our knees to pray. (I pretty much spent most of the time in church on my knees, make of that what you will.) I had no idea what anyone was saying, so I started looking around, and I noticed these two little girls fitgeting around to the right of me, they were kind of chasing each other and trying to hit each other. I was fixated by this. If religion is so universal and so obviously good. Why are these girls doing this? Also, why the hell were they even brought there? And why do we have to doctrinate to think that church is good and force them to go there? And why am I still on my knees? Christ, this is taking forever.

So we get up, and then we shake each others hands "for peace" so we do.
I was appauled. Dont they know the swine flu is going around?!?!?!

Then there is some more singing. Some song that went something like "Eat this cup, drink this blood, and never be hungry" and then they passed out the blood and body of christ. I looked around again, and I saw some other kids playing paper, scissor, rock or something. They were maybe 11. Oh, how their souls will pay for desecrating such a holy place! They should know better!

Then they passed around those fish nets on a stick to get money from people. And then the preist said that there would be CCD classes. And we all walked out, to go back to the amoral, and cruel world.

What did I learn from all of this? Nothing, I didnt learn any new prayers because they were all pretty garbled, as they were said by a few hundred people simultaneously.
Do I feel like a better person from being there and sort of half-assedly praying and praising and woshipping? No, but I didnt feel any different when I actually was devout.

Then I went to a Chinese restaurant....
And in probably every Chinese restaurant and buffet Ive ever been into, (it seems to be some kind of rule, maybe its actually a federal law or something) everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is Chinese, or at least asian looking.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:04 pm UTC

Hm, I'm kind of getting some money as a student, which should cover both rent and food by far. Any ideas what I could use it for? xkcd clothes are already on my list, by the way. So is the printed book of Gunnerkrigg Court. <33
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:08 pm UTC

Nemphael wrote:Hm, I'm kind of getting some money as a student, which should cover both rent and food by far. ANy ideas what I could use it for? xkcd clothes are already on my list, by the way.


Max out your bank account with a iPhone! :P
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:12 pm UTC

TheGuyWithTheHat wrote:
Nemphael wrote:Hm, I'm kind of getting some money as a student, which should cover both rent and food by far. ANy ideas what I could use it for? xkcd clothes are already on my list, by the way.


Max out your bank account with a iPhone! :P

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