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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:16 pm UTC

Nemphael wrote:
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Nemphael wrote:Hm, I'm kind of getting some money as a student, which should cover both rent and food by far. ANy ideas what I could use it for? xkcd clothes are already on my list, by the way.


Max out your bank account with a iPhone! :P

Heh, I'm actually getting an iPhone. xD; (Even though it makes me a hypocrite...) (But I'm so going to jailbreak it! *Shakes fist angry at Apple*)


Jailbreak it? You mean you want to be able to customise your own property? That's ILLEGAL! *cue Apple ninjas* :lol:
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:04 pm UTC

TheGuyWithTheHat wrote:
Nemphael wrote:
TheGuyWithTheHat wrote:
Nemphael wrote:Hm, I'm kind of getting some money as a student, which should cover both rent and food by far. ANy ideas what I could use it for? xkcd clothes are already on my list, by the way.


Max out your bank account with a iPhone! :P

Heh, I'm actually getting an iPhone. xD; (Even though it makes me a hypocrite...) (But I'm so going to jailbreak it! *Shakes fist angry at Apple*)


Jailbreak it? You mean you want to be able to customise your own property? That's ILLEGAL! *cue Apple ninjas* :¡This cheese is burning me!:

I-I k-know, b-b-but...!? ... Damn, I want my own ninjas. Which I could get... That or training. Uhm, you heard nothing.

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Postby mieulium » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:10 pm UTC

I want hugs from an actual humannn TTnTT :cry:
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Postby Hit3k » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:36 pm UTC

There are 12 ninjas in this post.
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Postby Silvyr » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:37 pm UTC

*post*
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:47 pm UTC

mieulium wrote:I want hugs from an actual humannn TTnTT :cry:

Did you say Hugh Mann? I love that avatar~ Uhm, if i lived closer, I'd share one. In which area do you live? (Pseudo edit: Oh, right, location. Australia?) I need hugs too... *sigh*

Oh, and: Stop badgering the witness!

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Postby Tillan » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:02 pm UTC

Silvyr wrote:*post*
By doing that you have killed a couple of xkcd readers, as i will view the topic a few times without replying.
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Postby SDIX » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:40 pm UTC

I have killed many today, many

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Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:02 pm UTC

I think I only killed 2 today.

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Postby Tillian » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:29 pm UTC

mieulium wrote:I want hugs from an actual humannn TTnTT :cry:
And wasting time on the Internet will help you how?
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Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:36 pm UTC

Who said it will help? I just said it's cool.
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Postby The EGE » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:51 pm UTC

Dammit, clicked accidentally, now I gotta post..
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Postby Mukkor » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:14 pm UTC

I am legally obligated to post in this thread.

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Postby sje46 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:16 am UTC

Darn you.
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:55 am UTC

Up late, yay. <3

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Postby Tillian » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:13 am UTC

Rikard? I honestly thought you were a girl.
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:17 am UTC

postery.
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Postby The EGE » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:30 am UTC

Sje, I've seen posts of yours a thousand times and your avatar still makes me laugh. It's Ringo Starr, correct?
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.

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Postby Nith Azra » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:43 am UTC

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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:44 am UTC

I've mistaken you for Boxboy sometimes too. Avatars...

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Postby Nith Azra » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:51 am UTC

Nith Azra wrote:Image
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I wrote "moistly"... wierd.


::.._____..::ROYAL RAINBOW!!!::.._____..::

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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:01 am UTC

Soon the magical 24 hour awake barrier is broken. So is my ability to type coherent sentences, I think. Aiming to stay awake to eight or nine, I think. Maybe it'll fix my sleep patterns.

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Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:21 am UTC

I should have fallen asleep hours agooo.
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Postby thecamoninja » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:34 am UTC

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Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:45 am UTC

GAH.
Why am I still awake?
And more importantly, why am I still typing stuff that actually impacts me somehow?

Not a good combination really
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:08 am UTC

... heck, I'm nauseous, tired, and generally feeling like crap. Maybe I should have gone to bed at reasonable times after all... Although I found the whole experience apart from these after effects REALLY AWESOME! <3, meh.

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Postby mieulium » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:10 am UTC

Nemphael wrote:Oh, and: Stop badgering the witness!


TAKE THAT!

HAHA

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To solicit services :wink:
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Postby Max2009 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:22 am UTC

Who needs sleep? My theory is that if you stay awake long enough you become a vampire or werewolf.
I do know that if this happens, it happens after 75 hours. That's my record.
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Postby Tillan » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:39 am UTC

Or it happened yesterday
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:45 pm UTC

It could have happened tommrow.
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Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

Today is my yesterday. For me, new day begins when I wake up.
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:07 pm UTC

Yesterday is my next century. So I'm from the 1909's

Those Germans sure are douche bags.
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:21 pm UTC

mieulium wrote:
Nemphael wrote:Oh, and: Stop badgering the witness!


TAKE THAT!

HAHA

*poke*

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Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:22 pm UTC

I need more sleepytiems.
Or cola. Either works.
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:20 pm UTC

I have Cola. Reminds me of when I was in England and people didn't even know what Cola was.

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Postby Max2009 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:25 pm UTC

They don't drink Cola in England?!
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Postby Asmodieus » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:48 pm UTC

Are you talking about Coca-Cola, or just Cola?
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:09 pm UTC

Coca-Cola. When I tried asking for it, they just responded "What?" and looked at me strangely. The magic word seemed to be "Coke".

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Postby Nhoj Serob » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:39 pm UTC

yeah, different places that speak English can often times seem to be speaking different languages all together.
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Postby Tillan » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

Nemphael wrote:I have Cola. Reminds me of when I was in England and people didn't even know what Cola was.

I beg to differ, we do indeed know what cola is. In these parts that particular american beverage can be called a number of things depending upon the brand however.
Coke = Coca-Cola Brand (Asking for this will get you whichever brand the store sells)
Cola = Catch all term for beverages of the same type
Pepsi = Leading rival Brand (Asking for this will get you whichever brand the store sells)
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