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Postby Max2009 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:36 pm UTC

That meme bothers me.
I think people who help propagate it are secretly jealous that they will never be even close to half the man Bear Grylls is.
Also, I like watching that show and I always feel bad for the camera-persons.
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Postby Nemphael » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:12 pm UTC

Cool.
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Postby mieulium » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:17 pm UTC

I cant, in my life be the man Bear Grylls is.





i wonder though, whether he get nightmares...~?
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Postby Oflick » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:56 pm UTC

There are seven words and an obvious lie in this sentence.
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Postby Nemphael » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:48 pm UTC

Not any more.
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Postby farnsworth » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:43 am UTC

After carving animal figures out of floral foam, I decided to open all the unread posts in Forum Games.

DAMMIT AGAIN!
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Postby Oflick » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:20 am UTC

You know start up on your own that last thing that you said ok cool so are we all in agreement that we have all been maliciously slandered and in need of legal council yeah slandered Quinn your Mother...

My poor attempt at transcribing the show I'm watching. I didn't bother with grammar.
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Postby mieulium » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:33 am UTC

I hate my fringe. it keeps curling up like an integration sign.
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:35 am UTC

I started wondering why your fridge would do that.
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Postby mieulium » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:45 pm UTC

It has PTSD from accidentally forgotten thawing meat.
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Postby segueable » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:58 pm UTC

That would be a fairly unstable fridge, wouldn't it?
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:01 pm UTC

Can I have some?
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Postby mieulium » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:04 am UTC

Ptsd? Sure! /e directs you to nearest fetish porn website
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:12 am UTC

Nah... The Internet has no effect on me anymore. Can you send send some in the mail instead?
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Postby Oflick » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:52 am UTC

I hate borrowing books from the University library, the other arseholes who borrowed them felt the need to underline random sentences (I guess so they can pretend they read them if anyone asks).
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Postby Max2009 » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:41 pm UTC

I've always wondered why people do that...
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:42 pm UTC

I'm totally not doing that with House of Leaves, by the way.
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Postby mieulium » Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:13 am UTC

But I am doing it with the House of Slaves.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:29 am UTC

House of sleeves. That's what happens when you don't do your laundry.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!
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Postby Nemphael » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:14 pm UTC

House of cake.
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Postby Chuff » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:24 pm UTC

balls
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Postby Max2009 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:06 am UTC

Ball pit?
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:20 pm UTC

But you are a creepy stalker!
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Postby mieulium » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:10 am UTC

Stalky creeper?
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Postby Max2009 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:00 am UTC

I think that to be a creeper a plant cannot be stalky.
Think of celery and ivy. Totally different.
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Postby Nemphael » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:35 pm UTC

Jeeper's?
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Postby Tillian » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:45 pm UTC

Finders creepers?

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!
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Postby Nemphael » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:41 am UTC

Sssssssssssssnakes. Snake snake snake snake. SNAKE.
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Postby Cathy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:41 am UTC

farnsworth wrote:After carving animal figures out of floral foam,

I am so going to try this.
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Postby I Am Raven » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:38 pm UTC

Eyepatch!
Ptolom wrote:penis
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Postby I Am Raven » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:38 pm UTC

Flesh!
Ptolom wrote:penis
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I wonder if anyone will notice this

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:54 pm UTC

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Postby mieulium » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:02 pm UTC

I want to twirl with you under the moonlight~
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Postby Nemphael » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:45 pm UTC

I want to carve you under the moonlight~ (Assuming you are floral foam)
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Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:32 am UTC

hey im sick again!! yay!
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Postby Nemphael » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:01 am UTC

*sadface* Get better, okay?
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Postby mieulium » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:31 am UTC

OR don't get better soon and play puzzle pirates till you're well.
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Postby SFX » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:50 pm UTC

I'm scared
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Postby Nemphael » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:04 pm UTC

Does it have anything to do with your avatar?
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Postby SFX » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:52 pm UTC

It's awesome, is it not?
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