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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:54 am UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:57 am UTC

One funny picture, later today. I promise.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:05 am UTC

I'm quite undeserving of such a reward at this rate.

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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:16 pm UTC

I have nothing to add to the conversation right now, but I looked.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:06 pm UTC

In other words... PBCL
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby adnapemit » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:16 pm UTC

PBCISBS
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:25 pm UTC

"Posting because I sell bread slicers"?
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Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:52 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:19 pm UTC

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:19 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:"Posting because I sell bread slicers"?

Bread slicers = knives?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:16 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:"Posting because I sell bread slicers"?

Bread slicers = knives?

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adnapemit wrote:PBCISBS

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:51 pm UTC

Ah. Go on then, sleep. :P
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:50 pm UTC

my bosses thought I was joking when I told them I had pneumonia last week, so I've been working outside since then... today, they were like, "Wait, what?" when I said that yes, I really did have pneumonia, and they said, "WTF are you doing not taking time off?! Go home and get better!" and this after yesterday when my wife yelled at me for the same thing.

I'm an idiot.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:56 am UTC

WTF were you doing not taking time off?!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:41 am UTC

....I'm an idiot?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:55 am UTC

But you're not an idiot, you pneumatic fuck! Quite the opposite.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:55 am UTC

Err, pneumonic.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:02 am UTC

Don't be so hard on yourself, is what I'm trying to say.

Also, don't be so hard on your lungs, you idiot.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:12 am UTC

I'm pneumatic too!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:13 am UTC

Honestly, I'm just full of hot air!

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:16 am UTC

I can feel the heat.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:20 am UTC

cyanyoshi's in heat?
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:23 am UTC

Only one way to find out!
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:24 am UTC

I'll get me thermometer.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:29 am UTC

Prepare yourself, yoshi...
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:30 am UTC

*meters therm*
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:32 am UTC

Hmm... normal temperature. Guess that heat I felt was coming from somewhere else.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:37 am UTC

Don't look at me, I'm freezing under my blanket.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:41 am UTC

Guess I'm just hot then. :mrgreen:
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:44 am UTC

You are! You're glowing red!
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:46 am UTC

:oops:
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:49 am UTC

And I don't mean that as a compliment! Seek out a medical doctor. Or a doctor of metallurgy.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:50 am UTC

I've never metallurgy I didn't like.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:52 am UTC

I have one of those.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:25 am UTC

Keep it away from me! I don't want to get ill!
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Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:40 am UTC

Welcome to Who Wants to Be a Bee.

We have Greg Gibbs in the hot seat he is in the hot seat he is hot he is in the seat he is Greg Gibbs he is a millionaire.

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:33 pm UTC

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