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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:28 pm UTC
by flicky1991
And proud of it!

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:01 am UTC
by cyanyoshi
:oops: <-- a meatball

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:04 am UTC
by adnapemit
PBCIL

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:57 am UTC
by cyanyoshi
:mrgreen: <-- a moldy meatball

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:29 am UTC
by Tillian
Posting because cyanyoshi ignored leftovers.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:32 am UTC
by flicky1991
*nom*

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:22 pm UTC
by eran_rathan
eating the last of the albondigas for breakfast. hot sauce is good for pneumonia, right?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:25 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I'm no doctor.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:57 pm UTC
by Tillian
Okay, Dr Anthony Jones.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:58 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Drant, foiled again!

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:21 pm UTC
by Tillian
Dront? You're no dodo, though.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:24 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Yeah, who would want to be flightless?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:26 pm UTC
by Tillian
Better flightless than non-extinct.

...no, wait.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:27 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I'm not extinct, I'm just unique.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:28 pm UTC
by Tillian
That's what they all say :roll:

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:30 pm UTC
by flicky1991
The most wonderful thing about flickies is...

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:32 pm UTC
by Tillian
...that you're the only one-thousand nine hundred and ninety-one?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:33 pm UTC
by flicky1991
That's my value. Now is the time to invest in flickies.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:34 pm UTC
by Tillian
The economy is a flickle mistress.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:34 pm UTC
by flicky1991
How did you find out?!

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:39 pm UTC
by Tillian
A little bird told me.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:40 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Yes, it's true. I was cheating on mathematics with economics.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:44 pm UTC
by Tillian
...you're a fraud? Should I tell your university?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:45 pm UTC
by flicky1991
:lol:

I totally did not see that reading of it. Have a forum dollar.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:46 pm UTC
by Tillian
How much is that in real dollaridoos?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:46 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Less than nothing.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:48 pm UTC
by Tillian
So I have to give you money?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:49 pm UTC
by adnapemit
Why are you making Tillian owe you money?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:49 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Not if you don't want to. It's a voluntary donation.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:53 pm UTC
by Tillian
So you gave me a token for a voluntary donation to show your appreciation of my joke? Thanks, I guess.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:54 pm UTC
by Tillian
Just like how commodity money can be exchanged for real gold or silver, forum dollars can be used to annihilate a fixed amount of precious metals.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:56 pm UTC
by Tillian
Thus driving up the price of those metals. Forum dollars can apparently be created from nothing (or less than nothing). What are you planning, flickface?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:56 pm UTC
by flicky1991
I didn't think about the economics of this too well. Like I said, she was only my mistress.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:59 pm UTC
by Tillian
If I were you, I'd think about my mistresses. But I tend to worry my ass off with all my relationships.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:01 am UTC
by flicky1991
I'd interpret a "mistress" as just being for sex, in general. The only actual "relationship" involved would be the one with mathematics.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:07 am UTC
by Tillian
Sexual relationships are still relationships.

Relationships are just subsets of the cartesian product between the set of people with itself, after all.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:09 am UTC
by flicky1991
True.

I'd carry on this train of thought, but if I was going to talk about how I felt about relationships then I'd have to acknowledge that the thing about cheating on someone was a complete fiction for the purpose of humour.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:11 am UTC
by Tillian
I'll pretend I didn't read that. And that I didn't write this.

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:12 am UTC
by flicky1991
But then... who wrote it?

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:17 am UTC
by Tillian
Wrote what?