Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

post post post
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

post!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Aleril » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:13 pm UTC

Oh me yarm POST.

I feel fufilled.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Macbi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:13 pm UTC

Have we failed yet?
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:18 pm UTC

I will throw it off, I swear.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:19 pm UTC

Can't I just follow through with my evil plan with out monologuing about it?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Joe Phlanx » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:19 pm UTC

That's it. I quit.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Macbi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:31 pm UTC

Last time I checked we had 83 posts and 82 views.
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Number3Pencils » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:33 pm UTC

This is a pretty meaningless game.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

same here!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Mathmagic » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:38 pm UTC

Your mom's a meaningless game. In bed.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Macbi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:39 pm UTC

And soon or later some idiot will break it.
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Mathmagic » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:39 pm UTC

How does this thread have more replies than views?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:43 pm UTC

I kept this tab open and didn't refresh, so here is another post :D
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Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:45 pm UTC

Post. Gosh, I'm really bored today!
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Postby 4=5 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:47 pm UTC

here is my tosty posty :)

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Postby 4=5 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:47 pm UTC

here is my tostier posty :)

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Postby 4=5 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:48 pm UTC

the funny thing is I can read the thread and post from here, but it doesn't count as viewing :)

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Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:49 pm UTC

Wahey. Post
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:56 pm UTC

toast... i mean post
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby masher » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:57 pm UTC

4=5 wrote:the funny thing is I can read the thread and post from here, but it doesn't count as viewing :)



I saw that!

When I got here, the thread had 99 posts with 93 views.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Macbi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:58 pm UTC

How are you doing that?
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.

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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:58 pm UTC

>.>

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Moo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:06 pm UTC

The time is now... time to make me some sweet and sour chicken before going for drinks with friends. Woohoo, friends. Woohoo, drinks. Wooho, sweet and sour chicken.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Chainsaw Fencing Champ » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:31 pm UTC

>>Your mom's a meaningless game. In bed.

my meaningless game worked on your mom. I was like "Hey baby, firecracker dougout 17th century Foo Fighters fooooooom chiggly sheep." and she was all like "sex me now."

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Postby Chainsaw Fencing Champ » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:36 pm UTC

See but when I look at my post I've got to post again. Did you ever see the b&w Invasion of the Body Snatchers? It was pretty good. The hero kept having these crazy hunches that were always right though. It was like the X Files that way.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby joeframbach » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:37 pm UTC

this is a pretty cool idea.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Chainsaw Fencing Champ » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:42 pm UTC

Damn it I looked again.


Um.... that picture of the guy who wants $ for karate lessons is funny EVERY TIME. I hope he eventually got his family back.

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Postby Chainsaw Fencing Champ » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:47 pm UTC

...

Joke:

Vice President: Not a good week for the coalition of the willing, sir. We lost three brazillians in Iraq just yesterday.

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Postby loratwopointone » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:50 pm UTC

Teeheehee.
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Postby Chainsaw Fencing Champ » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:54 pm UTC

French Post: It's like regular posting, but you do it with your tongue.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

Thank you CFC for admiring my avatar, I don't know what's going on with my family anymore; i think they died in some long forgotten post.

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Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:02 pm UTC

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Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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Postby Chainsaw Fencing Champ » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:04 pm UTC

Every time I see that the last poster has changed, I get curious and look. I'm weak, weak...

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby podbaydoor » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:15 pm UTC

Oops, dammit.
tenet |ˈtenit|
noun
a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
tenant |ˈtenənt|
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a person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:15 pm UTC

Damn, now I need to post, gah!
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Postby podbaydoor » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:15 pm UTC

>_>
tenet |ˈtenit|
noun
a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
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Postby Savoy_Truffle » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:17 pm UTC

ara ><X
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