Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

You get the Youtube comments section (genious, anyone?).

I put in a stabby object.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:50 pm UTC

You get a spoon.

I put in hammersmith.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pancake bunny » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:22 pm UTC

you get a fork
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Outlaw Ralph » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:25 pm UTC

I put in The Blob

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby asiekierka » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:04 am UTC

You get coloured white.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexan » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:30 pm UTC

You get a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias.

I put in a can of Powerthirst!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby BMW787 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:29 pm UTC

You get a MILLION BABIES

I put in a bottle of water
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:06 pm UTC

You get a note saying: 'Where's the vodka?'

I put in a chair. And a pincushion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ralith The Third » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:13 pm UTC

You get a pin with a chair stuck on it.

I put in a spill.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby zug » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:15 pm UTC

You get out a strangely oily duck.

I put in a 2007 calendar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AntonGarou » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:21 pm UTC

You get a missed appointment.

I put in an angry doctor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:10 pm UTC

You get an obscure disease.

I put in a blood sample.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:23 pm UTC

You get get a sheet of paper that read: you will die in one month

I put the sheet in again

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nunkey » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:56 am UTC

You get a bullet.

I put in a CD.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby zug » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:00 am UTC

You get a mini disc!

I put in 2 bags of sand.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nunkey » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:46 am UTC

You get one bag of concrete mix.

I put in a borked thing.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icenine » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:24 pm UTC

You get a blue screen.

I put in maple leaves.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:35 pm UTC

you get syrup

I put in syrup

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheManInTheHat » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:01 am UTC

You get waffles.

I put in crazy-glue.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:13 am UTC

You get chewed gum.

I put in globe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AntonGarou » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:31 am UTC

you get a cube

I put in the allegory of the cave
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby santy22 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:46 pm UTC

You get a Wild Bear. Don't let him hug you.

I put in the band Green Day, with instruments included.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:39 am UTC

You get the instruments back and wonder what happened to the band.

I put in the entire universe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby itaibn » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:42 am UTC

You get the universe but with matter replaced with antimatter, and with time and parity reversed.

edit: oops, I forgot to put something in. I put in xkcd.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icenine » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:49 pm UTC

You get a cure to human stupidity.

I put in Conficker.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby santy22 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:07 pm UTC

you get some blood-soaked heads, probably from the band.

I put in a nintendo power glove.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby grace2_89 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:44 am UTC

you get duck hunt

*inserts the restaurant at the end of the universe*

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheManInTheHat » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

I think that's been put in at least five times.....

You get out a very good cup of coffee.

I put in 2 lolcats and a human foot (not my own)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby zug » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:31 pm UTC

you get out rosie o'donnell

I put in rosie o'donnell's lips
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheManInTheHat » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

You get two beached narwhals.

I put in a gummy bear.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby zug » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:47 pm UTC

you get a polar bear cub. rawrcute

I put in a world of warcraft install cd
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheManInTheHat » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:48 pm UTC

you get diagnosed with social dysfunction and AS.

I put in a Beatles CD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Subliminity » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:11 am UTC

You get a pissed off Jesus.

I put in grapefruit tea.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:15 am UTC

You get pelted with grapefruits.

I put in NP.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:42 am UTC

You get a laundromat token.

I put in military grade sporks.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:40 am UTC

You get a bundle of titanium spoons and forks.

It put in your mother.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheManInTheHat » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:05 pm UTC

you get an STD.

I put in a spork from the restaraunt at the end of the universe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:07 pm UTC

you get Wall-E.

I put in a spool of thread.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tillan » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:09 pm UTC

you get a kitty. LOOK! A KITTY!!

I put in ur mom
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheManInTheHat » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:37 pm UTC

You get mental scarring, and eight and a half years of therapy.

I put in a zombie-turnip.
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