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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:04 pm UTC

You get a "SECURITY" overall but no taser or baton.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:20 am UTC

You get back a nice set of K2 skis, a kayak, a pair of goggles, and a megaphone.

Very carefully, I pour in some liquid dishwasher soap and gasoline.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:25 am UTC

You get napalm.

I put in Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Josephine » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:36 am UTC

You get California.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lulzfish » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:13 am UTC

You get a Care Bear Stare.

I put in a 1 kilogram cube of The Hardest Metal Known To Man.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:50 am UTC

You get a rusty scalpel that will be used on you for your next dentist appointment even though dentists don't use scalpels.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:41 am UTC

You get one of those angel halo headband thingies.

I put in chewed gum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:44 am UTC

You get a vending machine that needs cleaning but no one can be bothered to even though we use it so often we expect a cleaner or caretaker to just sort it out.

I put in a Tribute to the best and greatest song in the world in cassette form stuck to the vending machine by videogamesizzle's gum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:52 am UTC

You get a janitor who cleans it all up and then magically disappears.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The EGE » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:53 am UTC

You get a blank CD.

I put in the salesman from a really loud and annoying car commercial.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:03 am UTC

You get The Chaser's War on Everything (you'll probably have to be Australian/awesome to get this one).

I put in Four Wedding and a Funeral.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:09 am UTC

You get The Simpsons Movie

I put in my Windows XP disk
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:11 am UTC

You get something infinitely better than any mac operating system.

I put in a delicious, but elusive, scent.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:14 am UTC

You get a garbage bag. A full one.

I put in a Asus EEE PC.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:21 am UTC

You get an Acer Aspire 1. What a trade!!!

You get a midnight game of scrabble...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:23 am UTC

You get a game of Monopoly with half the houses missing and no car.

I put in a dictionary.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:25 am UTC

You get a dictionary, with every word spelled backwards....
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:31 am UTC

You forgot to put anything in :P
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:20 am UTC

So did you :P

I put in an awkward silence...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:22 am UTC

You get a gay baby.

I put in a timestamp.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:22 am UTC

You get a table.

I put in a sheet of stainless steel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:44 pm UTC

You get a sheet of corrugated iron.

I put in a water tank.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:45 pm UTC

Superman who happened to be shrunk by magic (apparently according to someone on the Big Bang Theory) happened to be inside the vending machine and since he couldn't get out and there was an origami boot in there he folds a perfect steel swan.

I put in Black Magic.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:46 pm UTC

You get Harry Potter DVDs.

I put in Bender.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:50 pm UTC

You get a series of "That's what she said" jokes throughout your day as you walk past the vending machine.

I put in 1010101010101111010101010101001011001010101110110 and no it shouldn't translate to anything meaningful unless I have a subconscious that knows binary=>ascii without my knowing.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:52 pm UTC

You get ª¯URÊ»�

I put in a packet of Walkers Crisps.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:58 pm UTC

You get....mouldy green potato products. Should have put in McCains.

I put in red slime, yellow slime, sea slime, Rudolph slime, Santa slime, JackO, scorpion, red scorpion, black scorpion, fire skull, poison skull, a bunch of snakes, a spider and a bat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:59 pm UTC

You get Slurm (yes the drink from Futurama) and a wooden mallet.

I put in the Mona Lisa.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:08 pm UTC

You get a museum curator examining it and then concluding it's a fake but that the Last Meal next to it has a secret message that will lead you off on an adventure around the world that ends pointlessly and a mucked up biological clock.

I put in air from my lungs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:10 pm UTC

You get carbon dioxide, and Al Gore telling you off.

I put in a xkcd t-shirt.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:13 pm UTC

You get a "I don't do Pokemon" shirt but at the back says "but cows..."

I put in poetry to bring about more future suffering for high school literature students in the future if anyone breaks open the vending machine to see what mystical wonders are inside.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:22 pm UTC

You get a glass of water.

I put in a printer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:32 pm UTC

You get a piece of paper with the words "This page is blank" written on it.


I put in a river red gum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:40 pm UTC

You get a boat.

I put in car keys.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:06 pm UTC

You get nothing back, and become confused as to where they have gone.

I put in Le tour de France.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:39 pm UTC

You get a shiny new bike bell, and car keys for some reason...

I put in this forum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The EGE » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:30 pm UTC

You get a black hole emitting Hawking radiation.

I put in an Arcade Fire CD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:32 pm UTC

You get a copy of "Pac-Man Returns: This Time, It's Personal"

I put in my Nokia.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:47 pm UTC

You get out the N97 that I quickly jump in and steal replacing with my "old" N95. Mwhahahahhahha!

I put in an almost 2d circle (see clip)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:51 pm UTC

(the N97 is crap anyway, I was hoping for a Palm Pre :P)

You get a frisbee.

I put in the N95.
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