Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:57 pm UTC

Not that I'm a thief or anything....but Yank! I use it to change it into a WPA and WEP decoder.

I put in an old GPS locator device.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:01 pm UTC

You get a compass.

I put in a VHS of Thunderbirds episodes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Josephine » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:59 pm UTC

You get a bunch of F-16s.

I put in a burrito.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:17 pm UTC

You get a bag of Harribos.

I put in a Big Mac.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Josephine » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:18 pm UTC

You get a whopper.

I put in a polar bear.

*munches on gummi bears*
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:21 pm UTC

You get a ice cube.

I put in hair.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:47 am UTC

you get a box full of regrets

I put every xkcd comic into the machine of vending
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:50 am UTC

You get back a tiny stick figure dog. He (you think, but are not sure), is really cute, and you've never seen it in any other XKCD comic before. It prefers to eat 496 pt. Arial periods printed out with a laser printer, one per page, but an ink jet will do. Comic Sans gives it the runs.

I put in a DVD burned copy of the Erin Andrews peeping tom video.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:18 am UTC

granted, I mean you get a massage

I put in all of your hopes and dreams
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into a shredder
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:33 am UTC

We're putting things in the vending machine, not the shredder. You get stabbed in the face.

I put in a hypoallergenic walrus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:04 am UTC

You get back an elephant with diarrhea.

I put in a really scratchy pink denim bra.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:29 pm UTC

You get Moss's highly inflammable and flammable (yes I know they mean the same thing) Abracada-Bra.

I put in a horse's severed head.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:23 pm UTC

you get put in a horse hospital, your condition goes for worse and they shoot you dead.

I put in a copy of all of my music
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:39 pm UTC

You get a lawsuit from the RIAA.

I put in a TV remote.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:06 pm UTC

You get a key that doesn't go to anything.

I put in a dodecahedron.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:11 pm UTC

You get everything that is wrong with the world today, dropped onto your shoulders.

I put in a balloon filled with my lung capacity. At a time when I have a respiratory infection.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lulzfish » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:13 pm UTC

After a Wikipedia trip and some careful grinding and sanding, you get an icosahedron, and a baggy of dodecahedron shavings.

I put in a trinket that was rejected because it had cursed fate because the printing was slightly off on it.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:15 pm UTC

you get a nickel

I put in that nickel
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lulzfish » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

You get an 8.5 by 11 inch piece of paper summarizing the various theories on time travel such as closed-loop, multiple-worlds, and also discussing the grandfather paradox.

I put in a small metallic puzzle-box representing the state of audio in Linux.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:28 pm UTC

You get a joker

I put in that joker
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:30 pm UTC

You get Batman

I put in the Batmobile
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:33 pm UTC

(I meant joker as in the jokers in a deck of cards....)
you get pizza face

I put in your pizza face
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lulzfish » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:44 pm UTC

you get a time paradox.

I put in the current time, and a pair of dox.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:12 am UTC

you get the Marx brothers (yeah! they can make more movies now!)

I put in a "Sanity Clause" (for those who have seen that Marx brothers movie)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby rcopley » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:55 pm UTC

...You get a bad mustache and an old pair of glasses

I put in my public key...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:58 am UTC

You get Angelina Jolie's house key.

I put in Kurt Cobain's favorite guitar pick.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby rcopley » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:04 am UTC

...you get a mangled piece of plastic

I put shove in a British soccer player...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:07 am UTC

You get a guitar, but it was broken by United Airlines.

I put in a copy of my avatar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby goingnorthwest » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:20 am UTC

you get a lima bean

i put in half a cow

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:21 am UTC

You get back a Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles T-Shirt.

I put in a drop of liquid mercury and a DVD of T:SCC:Season 1.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby rcopley » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:27 am UTC

...you get parrot, that then annoys you with the same word for 36 hours for being redundant

I put in a 1kΩ resistor...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:28 am UTC

You get liquid nitrogen, which is sprayed all over you, freezing you solid.

I put in a rain stick, painted with Firefly scenes.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:31 am UTC

You get back a trombone with scenes from Dora the Explorer painted on it.

I put in a $1000 chip from the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby goingnorthwest » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:45 am UTC

you get a thank you note

i put in 2 grains of sand, one stink-bug, and 8 pancakes

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:46 am UTC

You get a lit stink bomb. You have about 2 seconds.

I put in 3 decks of cards, a green felt table, and some poker chips.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:05 am UTC

You get a group of thugs demanding you pay your gambling debt. They have brass knuckles.

I put in a (slightly) used paper bag.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:58 am UTC

you get back a plastic bag

I put in a butt load of garbage
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:10 am UTC

You get back a breast-load of rats.

I put in a Zorro mask, a Guy Fawkes mask, and the mask from the Mask.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:29 am UTC

You get a hockey mask. It possesses you when you put it on, and you murder teens at lakeside camps.

I put in a penny arcade.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:01 am UTC

You get a xkcd comic making fun of it.

I put in a iPod Photo (as in this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPod_Photo)
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