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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Psycho Goose » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:43 pm UTC

You get a booby "na na na".

I put in that one song, by that one band.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:22 am UTC

The vending machine shows a BSoD, because it didn't know what band it is.

I insert a Blue Screen of Death
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mieulium » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:31 am UTC

You get keyboard key marks on your forehead. I put in the sex that the lead singer of Bon Jovi is supposedly able to ooze out (Which i cant see.)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:22 pm UTC

You get something else that is supposed to exist but nobody's ever seen, in other words you get an honest politician.

I put in a straight lawyer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:49 pm UTC

You get a homosexual lawyer.

I put in a single Cheerio.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:43 pm UTC

You get my dog running up to the vending machine to try to get it back.

I put in the copy of Aion I don't have.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:04 am UTC

You get it back... shot from a cannon

I insert Edward Cullen and his ickyness
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mieulium » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:58 am UTC

You get shit-ted on by a fat man with diarrhoea.

I put in a travel clock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fin Archangel » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:30 pm UTC

You become late.

I put in a Mexican.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:29 pm UTC

You get a plate of the best Nachos ever.

I put in some nachos.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Psycho Goose » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:32 pm UTC

A hollow voice says, "Granted. Now close the fridge."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Woodsman » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:11 pm UTC

>a dwarf throws an axe at your head

I put in a college

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fin Archangel » Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:47 pm UTC

You get a collage.

I put in a lotus. A black lotus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:35 pm UTC

You get back some antimatter. In other words, you get vaporized.

I put in a paintball gun.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:08 am UTC

God dammit, what is it with me and getting vaporized.

You wait for something to come out of the slot. Suddenly, a paintball appears! it smacks you in the crotch.

I put in vapor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:38 am UTC

You get out condensate

I put in one end of a heat pipe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mieulium » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:41 am UTC

You get a lead pipe.

I put in bald pipe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Psycho Goose » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:49 am UTC

You get a hairy pipe.

I put in a Mr. Harold Pype.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby boring bore » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:52 am UTC

You get Peter Piper, who wants you to know that he pickedapeckofpickledpeppers.

I put in the Pied Piper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:55 am UTC

You get a lot of confused rats.

I put in Humpty Dumpty*.

*Take THAT, spellcheck!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:07 am UTC

You get all the kings men, and all the kings horses. And a plate of scrambled eggs.


I put in book of the Grimm bro's fairy tales
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:13 am UTC

You get The Tales of Beedle the Bard.

I put in a cleaning robot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The TJ » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:39 am UTC

You get a roomba back.

I put in Phil Collins Greatest hits CD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:52 am UTC

You get the Jonas Brothers music at 120 db.

I put in ear plugs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:32 am UTC

You get... no that's too easy.

You get a deaf man who collects ear plugs as a novelty.

I put in Orichalcum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mieulium » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:49 am UTC

You get the answer to The Voynich-Manuscript

I put in silence.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:05 am UTC

Out comes your madness

I insert a piece of cheese
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:07 pm UTC

You get burnt.

I put in a decapitated tornado.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Fin Archangel » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:33 pm UTC

You get LOL LOL LOL LOL.

I put in the bonewagon with a tornado mounted on the roof.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:29 am UTC

You get back a pair of ruby slippers, a munchkin, a robot, a terrified lion, a scarecrow, and a note telling you to "Follow the yellow brick road."

I put in a set of fake vampire fangs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:31 am UTC

You get someone with real vampire fangs.

I put in Solanum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:43 am UTC

You get a shotgun.

I put in a transcript of the things Three Dog says.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

You get a hundred thousand people shouting "Who cares about a dumb Florida Lawyer"?!

I put in Obama's speech to the UN assembly.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby neoliminal » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

You get a written transcript of Obama's speech in Chinese.

I put in one plastic green armyman.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:47 pm UTC

You get the rest of the troop come to look for him.

I put in a plastic green dinosaur with an inferiority complex and a very low self esteem.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:38 pm UTC

You get a young man with a stuffed tiger in a box who thinks he's a living dinosaur.

I put in a comic book.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:08 pm UTC

You get a poor movie adaptation.

I put in $1.25 in pennies.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:17 am UTC

You get a change sorting machine, that always miscalculates how much you put in, and leaves the change in a jumble.

I put in a Blue Eyes White Dragon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:25 am UTC

You get egged. I hope you weren't wearing nice clothes.

I put in an empty plastic and an empty brown paper bag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:48 am UTC

You get an empty cloth bag that's supposed to save the environment.

I put in a page topper.
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