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Re: Vending machine!

Postby EduardoLeon » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:58 am UTC

You put in nothing and thus get nothing.

I put in a sex toy that is a hand that automatically detects whether its touching a... hmmm... male or female sexual organ, and properly masturbates it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:12 pm UTC

You get a sex toy that eternally seeks out your ass.

I put in a Douchebag repellent.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby EduardoLeon » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:40 pm UTC

You get everything but me, since I'm THE douchebag.

I put in my dirty pillow.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:49 pm UTC

You get a large, off-colour marshmallow.

I put in some lemons.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:13 am UTC

You get Applejuice.

I put in a Non-Sequiter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby EduardoLeon » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:37 am UTC

You get a factually incorrect but, technically speaking, legally correct refutation.

I throw up inside.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:02 am UTC

The machine smacks you around a bit with a dead kitten. It was alive when it started. Congratulations. You killed a kitten.

I put in my immaturity.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:53 am UTC

You get grey hair.

I put in an empty beer bottle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:41 am UTC

You get a quarter.

I put in half a cut-up pepper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby EduardoLeon » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:23 am UTC

You get a horrible salad with a half-cut pepper.

I put in the things I regret having or not having done.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:19 am UTC

You get a very, very small violin, playing just for you.

I put in some horsehair.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby wizardy42 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:26 am UTC

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jengajam2 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:38 pm UTC

You get a section 8.

I put in a Furby.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Buddha » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:46 pm UTC

you get the second most annoying thing in human history: tele-evangelists.

I put in a box of tissues.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:47 pm UTC

You get some bloody snot.

I put in an IRC client.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:39 am UTC

You get a disgruntled Windows Live employee who beats you to death with your own kidney.

I put in Yahoo.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Andy0101 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:35 am UTC

Normally you would get 0.74% of Google's logo but since Google is your friend he gives you a whole letter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:37 am UTC

You get a binary clock with brunt out LEDs.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Andy0101 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:44 am UTC

You get a horse.

I put in a BSoD.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

You get an evil, triumphant laughter from the vending machine. Clearly it uses Linux.

I put in an effervescent eel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Stripy-Artist » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:13 pm UTC

You get attacked by a man named Lee. He appears rather effervescent.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:54 pm UTC

you get herpes

I put in my love for your suffering
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:57 pm UTC

You get a really cool black hat.

I put in a Wanted! poster with your picture on it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:21 am UTC

You get a picture of $10 000.

I put in $0.37, a stick of gum, and some pocket lint.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:55 am UTC

You get stock in Chrysler.

I put in a failing auto-maker.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:28 am UTC

You get an automated fail-maker.

I put in newspaper clippings about the triumphant return of a slightly crappy sportsperson.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:40 pm UTC

You get a strange cube that changes you into Mr. Fancy Pants.

I put my friend Catherine Socks in.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:37 pm UTC

You get some verry furry socks back. Uh oh.

I put in a feather boa.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:37 pm UTC

You get a pumpkin pie.

I put in some leftovers.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:01 am UTC

You get a bowl of weird looking right unders.

I put The USS Firebolt(PC-10) all 334 tons, into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:33 am UTC

You get someone spamming about a weapon on the fora...

I put in Opera, Oprah, and cosi van tutte
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:38 am UTC

You get a sleeping peanut.

I put Nith Azura into the machine with glee.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:20 pm UTC

You get a copy of Twi(GAY!!)light with superglue on it, which you only realize when you try to throw the "inked shit" in the trash.

I jam a Twitard into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Random832 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:38 pm UTC

You get a one-way teleport to the universe of your choice. Choice is from either the Twilight universe itself or a universe in which fictional works involving vampires are A) insanely popular and B) all have sparkles etc. (i.e. even Dracula, Lestat, Count Chocula, Alucard, the Count from Sesame Street are all sparkly)

I wish you wouldn't casually insult things by calling them "gay".

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:44 pm UTC

The vending machine tips over and falls on you, crushing you slowly and painfully to death.

I pick up the machine and put in a link to the right thread.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:50 pm UTC

You get a link to a better thread.

I put in more HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Cytoplasm » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:57 pm UTC

You get a blow-up doll without any holes.

I put in a book on Jane Austen.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:09 pm UTC

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Cytoplasm » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:39 am UTC

You get a gumball. Only one though.

I put in Chicago.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:17 am UTC

You get escargot.

I put in half of a stapler.
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