Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:09 pm UTC

You get insulting tape.

I insert a bunch of tangled wires.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:25 am UTC

you get my home television setup.

i insert a drum roll.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:41 pm UTC

You get a cymbal sandwich.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:22 pm UTC

you get a novel.

i insert Frankenstein.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:41 pm UTC

You get his monster.

I insert a wand.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:29 pm UTC

you get hogwarts.

i insert freedom.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:28 pm UTC

You get equality and brotherhood.

I insert a guillotine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:47 pm UTC

you get a severed head.

i insert 1 yuan.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:19 pm UTC

You get 1 yen.

I insert a ping pong ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:08 pm UTC

You get a ping pong circulate.

I insert a spin chain and exchange the gears.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

You get a fidget spinner.

I insert my grandmother.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:27 pm UTC

You get my grandmother.

I insert a helicopter.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:53 pm UTC

You get an gyrodyne.

I insert Dolby B noise reduction
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:03 pm UTC

you get silence.

i insert goku.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:04 pm UTC

You get sudoku.

I insert a Disney vhs tape.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:39 pm UTC

you get happily ever after.

i insert the lollipop guild.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Sep 04, 2017 3:02 am UTC

The machine adds 100 guild points to your contribution score, or will add it whenever you join that guild.

I insert articles of impeachment.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:50 pm UTC

you get Richard Nixon.

i insert a death ray.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

You get a manta ray.

I insert Ray Palmer.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:07 pm UTC

(after looking up who that is) you get an atom.

i insert a fire drill.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:21 pm UTC

You get a drill with a rotating miniature lightsaber as the drill bit.

I insert Mister Mxyzptlk.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:03 pm UTC

you get him spelled backward twice.

i insert superman.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:24 pm UTC

You get the Iron Giant

I insert the crackle caused by dust on vinyl records.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:55 pm UTC

You get a laughing witch.

I insert a piano concerto by beethoven.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:59 pm UTC

You get Vinyl Scratch.

I insert sunglasses and a pair of headphones.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:31 pm UTC

You get this note:

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What the hell am I supposed to do with these?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:59 am UTC

I insert whatever Fredingno18 forgot to insert.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:18 pm UTC

I am in the machine, there is nothing to insert that is not already inside.

I vend a dirty joke.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:03 pm UTC

you get your mouth cleaned out with soap.

i insert water at the triple point.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:00 pm UTC

You get a bucket of ice dropped on you as hot steam blasts in your face. You also get shot with a super soaker.

I put in Duna.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:46 am UTC

you get the kerbal space program.

i insert chaos.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:33 pm UTC

You get Discord.

I insert Q.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:34 pm UTC

you get control over the universe.

i insert a buffalo.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:55 pm UTC

whops didn't realize i was responding to myself, ignore this post.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:59 pm UTC

You get buffalo fish police.

I insert Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:58 pm UTC

you get Indians, buffalo wings, horses, and a few other items related to buffalo.

i insert a drag race.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:27 am UTC

You get a thrust race.

I insert a chocolate coin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:54 am UTC

you get a golden ticket.

i insert science!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:03 pm UTC

You get new rocket parts.

I insert a kerbonaut.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:36 pm UTC

You get spaghetti.

I insert an FL-T400 Fuel Tank.
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