Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:33 pm UTC

You get full use of your hands back.

I insert cold & flu capsules.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:20 pm UTC

you get a cure for the common cold.

i insert a teddy bear.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:32 pm UTC

You get a fashion doll.

I insert banana bread.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:37 pm UTC

you get pear bread.

i insert research.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:38 pm UTC

You get a web search.

I insert an acoustic guitar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:46 pm UTC

you get a blues song.

i insert an elevator.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:28 pm UTC

You get an eliminator.

I insert a wig.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:58 pm UTC

You get a pig.

I insert the entire Bee movie script but everytime someone says bee the font size gets 5% larger
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:46 am UTC

You get a flipbook version of "Epic Sax Gandalf 10 hours".

I insert a loop made from the song Baker Street
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:56 am UTC

You get a loop made from the song "Penny Lane".

I insert the taste of blood.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:29 pm UTC

You get a popsicle that is made of iron

I insert all things that don't insert themselves into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:41 pm UTC

You get a vending machine that contains itself.

I insert a Chinese takeaway.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:02 pm UTC

you get an american hamburger.

i insert polyamory.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:32 pm UTC

You get a bunch of bananas

I insert all messages above
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:42 pm UTC

You get a lot of massages.

I insert a giant robot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:43 pm UTC

You get a nanobot

I insert the logic people use to determine what people get from the vending machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:48 pm UTC

You get a recursive loop.

I insert a recursive loop.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:12 pm UTC

You get a recursive loop

I insert a recursive loop
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:15 pm UTC

you get the base case.


i insert electricity.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:20 pm UTC

You get a shock

I insert a
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:02 am UTC

you get i.

i insert a super cluster.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:39 am UTC

you get a crunchy nut cluster

I insert an edit
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:46 pm UTC

you get a correction.

i insert a book.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:19 pm UTC

You get a document

I insert a blob of cesium
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:24 pm UTC

you get a blob or Mercury.

i insert the number of days i slept.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:41 pm UTC

You get an arbitrary amount of z's

I insert running.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:48 pm UTC

you get bicycling.

i insert salad dressing.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:20 am UTC

You get naked salad.

I insert my post count.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:59 pm UTC

you get a moderately sized number.

i insert facebook
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:20 pm UTC

you get hit by a book in the face

I put in a frogfix
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:26 pm UTC

you get a coffee shop.

i insert base phi.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:58 am UTC

You get the Cyrillic letter Ф.

I insert an aeroplane sick bag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:12 pm UTC

you get the ability to force yourself to vomit.

i insert mr. wizard.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:08 pm UTC

You get Miss Witch.

I insert a CV.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:22 pm UTC

you get a high paying job.

i insert down under.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:31 pm UTC

You get up over.

I insert a Toblerone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:37 pm UTC

You get up over

that's exactly what i expected.

you get candy.

i insert the science of math.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:04 pm UTC

You get E.

I insert a thing that cannot be inserted
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:16 pm UTC

you get nothing.

i insert grey code
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:42 pm UTC

You get white noise.

I insert the smell of a fart.
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