Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue May 07, 2019 7:48 am UTC

You get a language that doesn't have them.

I insert motivation.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Tue May 07, 2019 9:18 am UTC

You get momentum

I insert a snowman

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 07, 2019 11:58 am UTC

You get a puddle with coal and a carrot floating in it. :(

I insert a bijection.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed May 08, 2019 12:25 pm UTC

you get a trisection

i insert women.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 08, 2019 5:45 pm UTC

You get the combined form of all women.

I insert a puppy.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed May 08, 2019 6:47 pm UTC

you get a kitty.

i insert the Pythagorean theorem.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu May 09, 2019 8:46 am UTC

You get three square clay tiles where the area of the largest is the sum of the area of the two other.

I insert my homework that my dog has chewed on.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 09, 2019 11:33 am UTC

You get a D minus.

I insert Google's servers.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu May 09, 2019 12:17 pm UTC

You get data about absolutely everyone alive.

I insert a cable modem.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu May 09, 2019 2:36 pm UTC

you get an internet connection.

i insert the earth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 09, 2019 5:54 pm UTC

You get fire, water, and air.

I insert rain.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu May 09, 2019 6:11 pm UTC

you get a river.

i insert a hydroelectric dam.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 09, 2019 6:16 pm UTC

You get hydroelectric beavers.

I insert a superhero costume.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu May 09, 2019 6:44 pm UTC

you get the ability to think you can fly.

i insert spiderman.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 09, 2019 6:57 pm UTC

You get caught in a web.

I insert a bad fanfic.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 10, 2019 1:13 am UTC

you get mystery science theater 3000

i insert the lochness monster.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 10, 2019 5:14 am UTC

You get a yeti.

I insert yoghurt.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri May 10, 2019 8:48 am UTC

You get Spaceballs the Flamethrower

I insert Elon Musk
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri May 10, 2019 8:51 am UTC

You get a flamethrower (actually a glorified gas torch).

I insert a carbon nanotube

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 10, 2019 1:42 pm UTC

you get conductivity.

i insert thumb tacks
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri May 10, 2019 4:08 pm UTC

You dropped one, which you walk on with your naked feet.
As you jump on the other foot the machine outputs a lot of lego bricks

I fill the machine with Oobleck

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 11, 2019 12:28 pm UTC

you get doctor suess

i insert Whorton hears a who.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat May 11, 2019 9:42 pm UTC

You get Whaton hears a what

I insert floroantimonic acid
mom fapathi

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 11, 2019 11:35 pm UTC

you get hydroxide ion

i insert friendship
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sun May 12, 2019 4:26 pm UTC

You get friendzoned. I insert a line break
mom fapathi

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun May 12, 2019 4:30 pm UTC

You get even more line breaks.
















































































































I insert a neural network.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sun May 12, 2019 4:41 pm UTC

I insert a weird way to do vending machine posts
You get a brain
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun May 12, 2019 5:27 pm UTC

You accidentally the whole machine. Is it bad ?

I insert a wench

EDIT: I mean a wrench

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon May 13, 2019 6:35 pm UTC

you get a screw driver.

i insert a foot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon May 13, 2019 8:38 pm UTC

you get 13 inches

I insert a mole

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 13, 2019 9:51 pm UTC

You get mole sauce.

I insert a lime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon May 13, 2019 10:13 pm UTC

you get a lemon. don't forget to make lemonade. :)

i insert a freedom fighter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 14, 2019 5:20 am UTC

You get a dictator.

I insert a monkey.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue May 14, 2019 1:14 pm UTC

you get an ape.

i insert dominoes.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Tue May 14, 2019 3:01 pm UTC

The machine falls to the side.

I insert tetrominos

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Tue May 14, 2019 7:04 pm UTC

You get a Russia ticket.

I insert Putim.
Luigi Time!!!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue May 14, 2019 8:00 pm UTC

you get trump.

i insert a trumpet.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Wed May 15, 2019 1:54 pm UTC

You get a bulb horn

I insert a bull horn

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu May 16, 2019 12:09 am UTC

you get a loud noise.

i insert the definition of definition.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 16, 2019 5:32 am UTC

You get the word for word.

I insert a flower like in my avatar.
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