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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:51 am UTC

You get "vending machine."

You don't get the vending machine, though; it's bolted down.

I put in a glass of sparkling apple juice.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:18 am UTC

you get an empty glass and a note: "the vending machine gnomes thank you"

I put in a loaf of bread
:)

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- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:26 am UTC

You get a loaf of toast.

I put a therapist into the vending machine.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:28 am UTC

You get a sign that says "th15 m4ch1n3 15 54n3".

I put in a dollar's worth of cash.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:31 am UTC

You get a 1.75 oz. bag of chips.

I put a snail into the vending machine.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:33 am UTC

the vending machine takes its time to give you something back... about half an hour later, you get a plate of escargots.

I put in a Microsoft marketing slimeball person.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:47 am UTC

You get Windows VENDTM, an operating system that runs on a candy bar.

When it doesn't work and you kick the machine in frustration, you get a 1.5 ounce package of updates.

Then it sorta works.

I put corporate greed into the vending machine.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:47 am UTC

the machine spits it right out, along with a note: "Please keep that in your world".

I put in a manager
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kineticka » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:30 pm UTC

You receive a manger.

I put in a Popular Science magazine.
(An old edition. I'm still reading the new one. :P)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alpha1.1 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:04 pm UTC

you get an unpopular science magazine like ''ethnic cleansing'' or ''0.9999..... does not equal 1''

I put in my 2 cents
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:49 pm UTC

You get You Tube commentators.

I put in a sloth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:56 pm UTC

You get a gnome.

I put in a piece of paper with "Cake is a lie" written on it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:32 pm UTC

you get pie.


I put in pi (Noooooo! come back to me!)
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby malec2b » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

you get i

I put in e

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kineticka » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:15 pm UTC

You get a list of 42 perfectly rational numbers.

I put in my avatar.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:42 am UTC

You get Moo's avatar.

I put in Soylent Green.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby angel_jean » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:00 am UTC

You get a person: a generic Sim-style person who hasn't been personalised and doesn't answer to any name.

I put in a string bag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:07 am UTC

You get a dime bag.

I put in ten pounds of bacon (cooked).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:38 am UTC

you get a pig.


I put in Sam I Am.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:00 pm UTC

You get a cat in a hat.

I put in green eggs and ham.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby angel_jean » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:05 pm UTC

You get a book on food preparation and storage.

I put in some love (don't worry, there's plenty left over).

PS. If I laugh at what I get out, I'll be happy.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby apeman5291 » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

You get some lovin'. The vending machine has been lonely.

I put in a US dollar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Boatz! » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:31 pm UTC

You get a ever-so slowly deflating balloon.

I put in Colonel Sanders.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:52 pm UTC

You get General Patton.

I put in a single cherry-flavoured jellybean.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:28 am UTC

you get a jellybean-flavored cherry.

I put in an icecube
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:29 am UTC

You get an ice frustum.

I put a needle-nosed pliers into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Boatz! » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:50 am UTC

You get infinite soldering irons. o_O

I put in half a Status Quo CD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:26 pm UTC

You get a note that reads "All clear".

I put aquila non capit muscas written on a piece of paper in the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Froodulous » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:11 pm UTC

You get a huge swarm of flies and an eagle which promptly buggers off

I put in a skateboard

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby malec2b » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:57 pm UTC

You get a one of a kind Bart Simpson

I put in the book "Mott, The Hoople"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:15 am UTC

you get a Jabberwocky.


I put in a frood who really knows where his towel is.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby keozen » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:53 am UTC

You get out a VERY used looking dressing gown

I put in an old teabag (slightly soggy)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:08 pm UTC

you get a distinct lack of tea.

I put in a movie ticket for Hot Fuzz.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby keozen » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:18 pm UTC

You get a "Fence Jumping for Dummies" book

I put in a green biro
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:48 pm UTC

You get all the lost pens of the world.

I put in some headphones.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kineticka » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

You get a track listing for every album in the world. You'll be there a while.

I put in a plushie Cthulhu.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

You get a plushie pikachu

I put in a sausage.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:42 pm UTC

You get a sticky bottle of mustard.

I put in a perfectly normal beast.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

You get a disturbingly peculiar beast.

I put in a keyboard.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:45 pm UTC

You get a piano.

I put in a ritual sacrifice and pray to the vending machine.
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