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SirGabriel
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:56 pm UTC

Granted. You are transported to an alternate reality where the world is at peace because everyone is Roman Catholic and Pope Piplup has a pet rock shaped like a cookie that's worth $5.

I wish the wish-granting entity in this thread would trade places with another wish-granting entity that does not corrupt wishes.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:02 pm UTC

Granted! You are sucked into the same dimension as him, though. After all, he is the one who had to grant it.

I insert and accidental off-topic post, and 2 subsequent posts that continue the off-topic discussion, before bringing the discussion back to the original topic.

I also insert an edit.
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morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
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i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:33 pm UTC

You get an edifice.

I insert a milkshake.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:48 pm UTC

You get all the boys.

I insert an insert.
Cautiously pessimistic.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:50 pm UTC

You get an excerpt.

I insert a madras.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:02 am UTC

you get plaid.

i insert a baby.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:09 am UTC

You get de-aged.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:50 pm UTC

You get Captain Phillips.

I insert my brother[citation needed]
Cautiously pessimistic.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:51 pm UTC

You get a new baby brother.

I insert dog food.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:21 pm UTC

You get my brother[citation needed]

I insert my favorite super hero.
Cautiously pessimistic.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
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i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:40 am UTC

You get a him back, stuck in a box and neutralized of powers.

I insert a pile with pennies and a bunch of random things in it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sun Apr 16, 2017 1:28 pm UTC

You get all your pennies back with a note saying "We don't accept useless coins" and a piece of chewing gum in exchange for the random bits.

I insert a schedule conflict.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Apr 16, 2017 1:39 pm UTC

You get a scheduled conflict.

I insert Discord.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:36 pm UTC

You get this chord:
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Oh my, the A string is mislabelled. I could live without the H-B complication too.
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I insert Discogs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:04 pm UTC

you get music from the 60's.

insert a zombie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:06 pm UTC

You get a handgun and (hopefully) enough ammo to make it to the next savepoint.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:12 pm UTC

You get a haiku.
I insert a bag of chips
and some pretzel sticks.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:58 am UTC

you get a small party at your house.

i insert baduk.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:03 am UTC

You get a bad duck demonic duck.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:11 am UTC

You get hakuna matata.

I insert Mufasa.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:12 am UTC

You get Darth Vader.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:13 am UTC

SirGabriel wrote:I insert Mufasa.

You get everything the light touches.

And then you get killed by your brother.

flicky1991 wrote:I insert a 3D printer.


You get a pile of plop.

I insert a self medicated housewife from Orange County.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:45 pm UTC

You get a pile of non-GMO oranges!

I insert a 5-dimensional vending machine.
Cautiously pessimistic.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:57 pm UTC

you get transcended.

i insert Tillians' breast.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:20 pm UTC

You get Tillians's beast.

I insert the beast.
Cautiously pessimistic.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
Jumble wrote:No, I have testicles, the traditional alternative.
i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:46 pm UTC

you get eaten.

i insert king author.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:33 pm UTC

You get a pen, with a stone cap.

I insert this text:
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:54 pm UTC

You get a frightened bending unit.

I insert a "414 Request-URI Too Long" error.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:02 am UTC

you get an abandoned website.

i insert a queen of spades.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:44 pm UTC

You Hit the Quan.

I insert my classmate's "French"
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:33 pm UTC

You get swearwords and curses.

I insert the polar icecaps.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 27, 2017 5:20 am UTC

You get a polar bear.

I insert porridge.
any pronouns
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Apr 27, 2017 4:30 pm UTC

you get curds and whey

i insert scrambled eggs
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:29 pm UTC

You get Henry Bacon.

I insert Weedman.
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morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thecamoninja » Tue May 02, 2017 1:42 am UTC

you get the equivalent value of his weight back in USD

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 02, 2017 5:14 am UTC

You get a Frankenstein's flicky.

I insert wheat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue May 02, 2017 8:00 pm UTC

Transaction Pending...

I insert :?:
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morriswalters wrote:Low pressure on the balls
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i aint a robot
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 06, 2017 10:16 am UTC

you get :!:

i insert @
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 08, 2017 8:10 pm UTC

You get %

Transaction Complete! You get some corn.

I insert $
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thecamoninja » Tue May 09, 2017 1:14 pm UTC

you get pounds

i put in a kilogram of butter
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