Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:06 am UTC

You get a Jesus statue

I put another vending machine inside

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:25 pm UTC

You get all the vending machines inserted into the machine before.

I insert a drum solo
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:54 pm UTC

you get a cymbal course.

i insert laundry detergent.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:48 pm UTC

You get a clean bag of chips.

I insert the vending machine into itself.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:01 pm UTC

You get recursion

I insert the vending machine into itself.
"It's like he's his own alt account. Saves all the logging in and out."/poxic
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:08 pm UTC

you get a self-referential vending machine.

i insert an angel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:52 pm UTC

You get a halo.

I insert Master Chief.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:07 pm UTC

You get a Spartan warrior

I put in a random meme

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:09 pm UTC

You get a nyan cat.

I insert a gender.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:13 pm UTC

You get another gender

I put in NationStates

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:16 pm UTC

You get a pile of flags.

I insert an evil queen.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:42 am UTC

You get Regina Mills.

I insert General Mills.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:44 am UTC

You get a mill with a general inside

I insert a credit card

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:42 pm UTC

The vending machine tells you it doesn't take credit cards. It does, however, take dead bees.

I put in a live bee.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:58 am UTC

You get a jar of honey

I put in some money

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:14 am UTC

You get a well-preserved snack, because that's what you're supposed to get when you insert money into a vending machine.

I insert a coupon for a bag of peanut butter-filled pretzels.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:06 pm UTC

You get two peanut butter filled pretzels

I tried to punch the machine

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:24 pm UTC

A pack of peanuts stuck inside the machine gets dislodged, tumbles a little and gets stuck again. You don't get anything.

I insert a self-insert fanfiction persona.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:00 pm UTC

You get a story that incorporates your character as a Mary Sue. It's predictably unpleasant to read.

I insert a large but finite amount of turkey.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:01 pm UTC

You get an infinite amount of stuffing.

I insert a larger infinite amount of cranberry sauce.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:31 pm UTC

You get infinite amount of cranberry

I put in a book

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:17 pm UTC

you get a story.

i insert nothingness.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:32 pm UTC

You get the vacuum of space

I put in a toy spaceship

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:58 am UTC

You get a member of their crew, in a little squeaky voice, telling you that they come in peace and accidentally went through a shrinkhole anomaly.

I insert a enlarger ray so they can bring themselves back to normal size.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:56 am UTC

You get said spaceship and it's crews, in normal size

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:37 am UTC

You put in nothing? You get everything.

I put in a purse.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:50 am UTC

You get a negative amount of money after the credit cards inside are charged.

I insert a credit card with a negative amount of money on it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:29 am UTC

You get the same amount of debt

I put in a casino token

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:10 pm UTC

you get money.

i insert qwerty.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:54 pm UTC

You get QWERTZ

I insert Dvorak
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:55 pm UTC

You get a person

I put in a Microsoft computer

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:59 am UTC

You get a compromised Mac.

I put in a SQL database.
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Spoiler:
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flicky1991 wrote:Maybe I am a female Justin Bieber!
Justine Bieber. Alternatively, Miley Cyrus.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:45 am UTC

You get the message "One row affected".

INSERT INTO vending_machine(id, object) VALUES (1, NULL);
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:34 pm UTC

You get an error indicating that the "Object" column cannot be null.

I insert a chicken tikka.
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flicky1991 wrote:Maybe I am a female Justin Bieber!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:57 pm UTC

You get Chichén Itzá

I insert Popocatépetl
"It's like he's his own alt account. Saves all the logging in and out."/poxic
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:01 pm UTC

You get Quetzalcoatl.

I insert a magical pony.
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Spoiler:
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flicky1991 wrote:Maybe I am a female Justin Bieber!
Justine Bieber. Alternatively, Miley Cyrus.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:06 pm UTC

You get freindship!!!

I insert whatever the person in four posts receives.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:07 pm UTC

You get a surprise.

I insert Whale's helmet.
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Spoiler:
Weeks wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:Maybe I am a female Justin Bieber!
Justine Bieber. Alternatively, Miley Cyrus.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:26 pm UTC

you get a sleepy cat.

i insert the bird is the word.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:35 pm UTC

You get a pretty pink bird.

I insert a fishing rod.
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Spoiler:
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flicky1991 wrote:Maybe I am a female Justin Bieber!
Justine Bieber. Alternatively, Miley Cyrus.


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