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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:48 pm UTC

You get That Which Can Eternal Stand.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:58 pm UTC

You get more kittens than you can handle.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:21 pm UTC

You get a shower of sparks.

I insert a duck.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:22 pm UTC

You get a dick.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:42 pm UTC

You get hair.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:49 pm UTC

You get a book about recursion.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:50 pm UTC

You get everything.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:12 pm UTC

You get sniped.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:17 pm UTC

You get taken to hell.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Pied typer » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:21 pm UTC

You get some seeds.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:42 pm UTC

You get a book about that book.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:42 pm UTC

You get the wrong diacritics.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:44 pm UTC

You get an acidic ball.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Thesh » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:50 am UTC

You get a hot dog.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:44 am UTC

It gets uploaded to YouTube and you get only 2 views.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:57 am UTC

You get a regular 2D bar code.

I insert a :?:.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:04 am UTC

You get a strange-looking pill.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:10 am UTC

You get a cease and desist letter from Disney.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:11 am UTC

You get ten extra fingers on your right hand.

I insert the Toxic TM.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:18 am UTC

You get the Toxic™.

I insert cash or select "pay with card".
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:01 pm UTC

You get a bag of chips.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Nov 17, 2016 3:04 pm UTC

You get 43.5 petajoules worth of double A batteries.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:32 pm UTC

You get a pair of bionic arms.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:00 pm UTC

You get a network universe containing tunnels between universes representing portals and timetravellers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:10 pm UTC

You get a URL, that leads to a website saying "You're our 1 000 000+1 000 000ith visitor. Click here for your prize!"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:46 pm UTC

You win a 15-year-long tour of the galaxy's most spectacular wildlife, planetscapes and astronomical views. At least, it seems 15 years long to you. All that 99.9c interstellar travel means you're gone a LONG time.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Nov 20, 2016 4:36 am UTC

You get a powerful and very unhygienic sorceror that has cast the gathering of maggots spell and converted himself into a worm that walks.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:27 pm UTC

Apparently you get four days of silence.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:45 am UTC

You get silence lasting several times the original duration.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:36 pm UTC

You get salt from Clinton supporters.

I insert one bottle of water.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:13 pm UTC

You get every bottle of water previously inserted into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:14 pm UTC

You get mugged by Klein.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:33 pm UTC

You get a box containing Schrödinger's kittens: they might be giants that were shrunk to the size and shape of kittens but will return to their normal size when you open the box, or they might just be kittens.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:49 pm UTC

You get Schrödinger's Schrödinger, that is Schrödinger's cat, but with the cat replaced by the scientist himself.

I insert a plate of Czech potato salad.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:19 pm UTC

You get a check for the potato salad.

I insert a bill.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:28 am UTC

You get a duck.

I insert the "You must say duck" thread.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:28 am UTC

You get ducked.

I insert a printer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Dec 29, 2016 6:55 pm UTC

You get a message saying "Low on ink"

I insert a single scissor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:24 pm UTC

You get the other piece.

I insert a paper bag.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:56 pm UTC

You get the first sentence of the Wikipedia article on paper bags:
A paper bag is a bag made out of paper.


I insert the Wikipedia article that came up when I hit the "Random article" button.


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