Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:15 pm UTC

You get a picture of the Zillertalbahn.

I insert a 35 mm film cartridge.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:07 pm UTC

You get your cartridge back, but with a mysterious film on it.

I insert a slice of pineapple.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:26 am UTC

You get it sliced in half again.

I insert sugar from Hillary supporters.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:53 pm UTC

You get sugar from Trump supporters.

I insert a paper with the name of this song written on it.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:50 am UTC

You get a piece of paper advertising the latest gig from Ilya and the Deplorables.

I insert a dubbeltje wedged inside a CD's center hole.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:42 am UTC

You get the same CD and a drink of your choice.

I insert a slice of kiwifruit.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:30 pm UTC

You get a kiwi bird.

I insert a pringle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:52 pm UTC

You pop, and just can't stop.

I insert a Douglas Adams autograph.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:24 am UTC

you get hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.

i insert notepad.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:29 pm UTC

You get a notebook.

I insert a bump post.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:32 pm UTC

You get birthday bumps.

I insert breast pumps.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:21 pm UTC

you get human milk.

i insert a turing test.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:24 pm UTC

How does inserting a turing test make you feel?

I insert a disco.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:08 am UTC

you get friends that don't dance.

i insert groceries
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:47 am UTC

you receive a prohibited plastic bag.

I insert a canvas bag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:43 pm UTC

You get meat and eggs from free range chickens and vegetables from local farmers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:02 pm UTC

You get a rail gun.

I insert a railroad.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:15 pm UTC

would train be too obvious? yes i think so.
you get a conductor.

i insert the pope.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:39 pm UTC

You get a new faith.

I insert a fish.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:10 am UTC

you feed 5000 people.

i insert popcorn.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Feb 07, 2017 6:31 am UTC

You get the soft edible pieces of popcorn, with the hard unpopped kernels removed.

I insert one end of a pipeline. On the other end is an oil refinery.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:56 pm UTC

You get the other end of an exhaust pipe. On the one end is a car engine running.

I insert an Allen-wrench
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:02 pm UTC

You get a Steve wrench.

I insert Satan.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Feb 07, 2017 10:57 pm UTC

You get a serpent.
Spoiler:
Santa would give you a present though...


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:03 am UTC

It gets demolished. Out of the vending machine comes a double decker steam locomotive because the machine seems to belong to the republican party right now.

I insert a constitution document.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:19 pm UTC

You get the Bill of Rights.

I insert SOAPA (typo intentional).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:36 am UTC

You get PIEPA (typo intentional too)

I insert a water bottle.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:47 am UTC

You get the water.

I insert a packet of tissues.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:47 am UTC

You get the tissues.

I insert a pinch of salt.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:48 am UTC

You get a punch of fist.

I insert the Great Pyramid.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:48 am UTC

You get the Sphinx.

I insert the Sphinx.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:50 am UTC

You lose your nose.

I insert a cloud.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:58 am UTC

You get water.

I insert your nose.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:58 am UTC

You get a bad smell.

I insert a jacket.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Opipik » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:59 am UTC

You get a shirt.

I insert a palm tree.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:16 am UTC

You get sole grass

I insert an 8-bitcoin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:26 am UTC

you get all the xkcd comics.

i insert a hair dryer
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Novastra » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:32 am UTC

You get a desiccated movie transcript. The edges are worn with age, now crisped to perfection.

I insert an IBM PS/2.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:45 pm UTC

You get a PS3.

I put in pocket lint.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

you get monk robes.

i insert the internet.
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