Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby faubiguy » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:25 am UTC

You get cat videos.

I insert an occult ritual.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:09 pm UTC

You get a goat.

I insert a Eurocentric view of World history
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:39 am UTC

you get public education

i insert public education.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:59 pm UTC

You get repetition.

I insert a neutrino shield, consisting of a sheet of lead about a light year thick.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:03 pm UTC

you get a dyson sphere.

i insert the sun.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:11 pm UTC

You get vitamin D

I insert a U-haul truck.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:35 pm UTC

You get a Penske truck. Full of filling.

I put in an angry teenage... thing...

It kinda looks like a giant frog that knows kung fu. It has a red headband, and takes offense at my description. It responds to the name "Raphael"
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:04 pm UTC

You get a rennaissance ...uhh... person. He comes from a mediterranean country and has a lot of paint and brushes. Says he's " un pittore e architetto" or something...

I insert ramen noodles
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:09 pm UTC

You get a rain of noodles.

I insert a back exit.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:56 pm UTC

You get an extra buck. The kind with horns.

I insert a Fennekin plushie.

I LIKE PIPLUP
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:48 pm UTC

You get the new Ubuntu release.

I insert a Matchbox car.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:53 pm UTC

You get a broken Hotwheels track.

I insert disappointment.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:55 pm UTC

You get a doctor's appointment

I insert a hole punch.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:56 pm UTC

You get a whole punch.

I insert a floppy disk.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:04 pm UTC

You get a rubber chicken. And the toenail clippings. Happy Birthday!

I insert Freezeblade's head. His body is still attached.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:33 pm UTC

You get a bounty.

I insert the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:39 pm UTC

You get Cancer, the lumpy ghost.

I insert Freezeblade's other head. The one attached to his neck.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:57 am UTC

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:11 pm UTC

You get a puzzle-solving machine.

I insert alternative facts.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:34 pm UTC

You get Trumped at.

I insert blank paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:22 pm UTC

You get an empty ink cartridge.

I insert three-finger picking.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:23 pm UTC

You get three fingers of vodka.

I insert the Beatles.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:36 pm UTC

You get a Slugbug, RED ONE! and a punch in the arm.

I insert a tactical insertion squad.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:52 pm UTC

you get osama bin laden.

i insert day dreams.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:13 pm UTC

You get a Nightmare.

I insert Osama Bin Laden.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:46 pm UTC

You get bombed.

I insert a peach.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:57 pm UTC

You get poached.

I insert the place where Narsil's penis used to be (he still hasn't gotten it back)
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:32 pm UTC

you get air.

i insert fire.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:26 pm UTC

You get Toph, and a faceful of steel.

I insert-MY CABBAGES!
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:40 pm UTC

You get lettuce.

I insert China.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:48 am UTC

You get ten thousand of a factory-made object of your choice, because that's the smallest quantity you can order.

I insert Paul Simon's voice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:29 pm UTC

you get carrot tops voice

i insert a plushie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:30 pm UTC

You get a pile of feathers.

I insert gradually watermelon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:34 pm UTC

You get suddenly apple.

I insert One Direction.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:07 pm UTC

You get Sev'ral Timez

I insert a Brayton-cycle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Apr 09, 2017 5:24 pm UTC

you get heat transfer.

i insert the weather channel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:59 am UTC

On the lcd screen installed on the machine, a weather alert involving tornadoes is displayed.

I insert a soldering tungsten. Not a soldering iron because I need a higher melting point.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:54 pm UTC

You get a genie.

I insert magic smoke.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:56 pm UTC

You get an e-cigarette.

I insert Moscow.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:49 pm UTC

You get global thermonuclear war.

I wish that the thing that is granting wishes immediately loses the ability to remember that each wish I make is not my first wish.
I wish for a cookie.
I wish for $5.
I wish for a pet rock.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for a Piplup.
I wish for the Pope. He wishes that everyone was a Roman Catholic.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro! I finally found my Stargate TG-1 photoshop. I've been thinking about it for all these years, but never bothered to dig it up.
thecamoninja wrote:sorry, the dick was too good to resist :P
i am not a robot
BLENDERS ARE EVIL!


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