Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue May 09, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

You also gain pounds.

I insert €.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 09, 2017 9:00 pm UTC

You get ϵ.

I insert a trombone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed May 10, 2017 7:05 pm UTC

You get a kazoo.

I insert Church/Epsilon/the Alpha.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat May 13, 2017 1:56 am UTC

You get a handful of salt.

I insert a nickle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby NathanBros » Sat May 13, 2017 2:39 am UTC

You get an invitation to the Nickle Arts Museum.

I insert a fake famous painting.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thecamoninja » Sat May 13, 2017 4:25 am UTC

you get a famous painting that may or may not be a genuine original (but if it is then that would definitely be very illegal)

i insert my middle finger, which for some reason is noticeably warmer than all the other fingers on my hand right now
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 13, 2017 2:44 pm UTC

you get a ring.

i insert a gold coin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat May 13, 2017 2:45 pm UTC

You get an angry pirate.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat May 13, 2017 4:41 pm UTC

You get a trefoil knot.

I insert an old upright piano
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat May 13, 2017 8:22 pm UTC

You get a new upside down piano
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thecamoninja » Sat May 13, 2017 8:23 pm UTC

i put in a polite but slightly passive aggressive request for everyone to follow the format of the thread
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun May 14, 2017 10:27 pm UTC

you get mahatma Gandhi.

i insert civil disobedience.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon May 15, 2017 3:22 pm UTC

You get obedient criminals.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 15, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

You get a pregnant Seahorse.

I insert a newspaper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 15, 2017 8:33 pm UTC

You get a piñata.

I insert TPWTPWNPUTBUTB (The Place Where The Place Where Narsil's Penis Used To Be Used To Be) (Formatted for future use)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby timrem » Tue May 16, 2017 8:25 pm UTC

You get Andúril.

I insert a dry erase marker.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue May 16, 2017 10:09 pm UTC

You get a permanent marker placed next to a whiteboard as if it was a dry-erase one.

I insert the finite element method
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed May 17, 2017 3:22 pm UTC

You get a naked scientist.

I insert the moon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed May 17, 2017 4:02 pm UTC

you get a lunar eclipse.

i insert pluto.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thecamoninja » Wed May 17, 2017 5:25 pm UTC

you get charon

i insert a can of soda
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu May 18, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

You get diabeetus.

I insert TPWTPWTPWNPUTBUTBUTB.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri May 19, 2017 5:46 pm UTC

You get BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBL

I insert a disc
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 19, 2017 6:17 pm UTC

You get a disco ball.

I insert a pokemon ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri May 19, 2017 7:57 pm UTC

Dammit, that was one of the flickys inside there. Now he controls the machine, instead of Narsil's penis. You get Narsil's penis.

I insert TPWTPWTPWTPWNPUTBUTBUTBUTB.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 19, 2017 9:20 pm UTC

you get r,s,t,l,n,e.

i insert horseback riding.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue May 23, 2017 8:28 pm UTC

You get ridden by a horse.

I insert high quality stock paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby timrem » Fri May 26, 2017 3:49 pm UTC

You get 11 shares of GOOG stock.

I insert a bag of Cheetos.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri May 26, 2017 4:34 pm UTC

You get cheetohs. No bag.

I insert the love of my life.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri May 26, 2017 4:38 pm UTC

You get the hate of your life.

I insert a microscopic black hole.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 27, 2017 7:47 pm UTC

you get an a$$hole.

i insert dirt.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

You get gold flakes.

I insert a Power Ranger.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Moo Prophet » Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:09 pm UTC

You get a fan fiction featuring Zordon that leaves you feeling uncomfortable.

I insert a well worn bathrobe.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:33 pm UTC

You get a brand new snuggy

I insert a ball of fire.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Lavender Manna » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:50 pm UTC

you get a flaming ball

i insert 3 jolly ranchers

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:51 pm UTC

You get 3 jolly cowboys.

I insert my love life.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Lavender Manna » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:59 am UTC

You get the love of your life :P

i insert my right slipper

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:04 am UTC

You get no service because you still didn't insert a shirt.

I insert a shoe and a shirt.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:35 pm UTC

You get a high heel and a polo.

I insert 14 buttons.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:21 pm UTC

you get a broken keyboard.

i insert gravity.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:17 pm UTC

By Newton's Third Law, you get gravity inserted into yourself.

I insert a box of soda and a bottle of cereal.
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