Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:46 am UTC

You get a fish

I put in a plate

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:42 am UTC

You get plate armour.

I put in snow.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:01 am UTC

You get ice cubes

I put in a piece of dirt

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:53 am UTC

You get the highest mountain.

I put in an alarm clock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:18 am UTC

You get woken up a little too early for your liking.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:07 pm UTC

You get put into prism.

I insert a very spicy taste.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:13 pm UTC

You get the hottest chili pepper in the world

I put in something random

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:15 pm UTC

You get something constant.

I insert a human head.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:12 pm UTC

You get the same head back, artfully shrunken.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:27 pm UTC

you get steve jobs.

i insert elon musk.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:31 pm UTC

The vending machine lands on a barge, then gives you a Tesla.

I put in a pound of antimatter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:26 pm UTC

you get an explosion big enough to take out most of the northern hemisphere.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:27 pm UTC

You get a $100 bill.

I insert a 2 Euro coin.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:39 pm UTC

You get a 200 forint coin.

I insert a receipt.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:39 pm UTC

you get an item.

i insert the joker.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:58 pm UTC

You get the queen of hearts.

I insert a walnut.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:03 am UTC

You get a peanut

I put in said peanut

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:14 am UTC

You get a rather mangled walnut.

I insert a shopping list.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:32 pm UTC

You get a receipt and a bill, but no food...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:10 pm UTC

You get back a crumpled box and a crazy AI.

I insert my life savings and my favorite top into the vending machine.
She/Her/Hers.

Sometimes she feels like she should put trigger warnings all over herself?

He buys me a thorn before he buys me a rose/I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold/I'm in love with a monster~

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:12 pm UTC

You get your top back, perfectly washed, dried, and folded, and with a lovely scent. There is a note attached to it that says "Thanks for the tip!"

I put in a snowball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Mon Dec 11, 2017 3:21 pm UTC

You get back your snowball as a delicious shaved ice/slush drink. And if you don't like those then too bad the vending machine doesn't give refunds.

I put in a girls' night out.
She/Her/Hers.

Sometimes she feels like she should put trigger warnings all over herself?

He buys me a thorn before he buys me a rose/I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold/I'm in love with a monster~

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:05 pm UTC

You get a refund. The vending machine is sexist/racist/whatever-sets-you-apart-from-flicky-ist.

I insert a ginger ale
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Billy5545 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:02 pm UTC

You get a root beer

I put in a chocolate and a microphone

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:25 am UTC

You get a pop singing chocolate bar all girl band with really loud microphones.

I put in a skirt and a dress.
She/Her/Hers.

Sometimes she feels like she should put trigger warnings all over herself?

He buys me a thorn before he buys me a rose/I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold/I'm in love with a monster~

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:42 pm UTC

You get trousers and dungarees.

I put in a wooden spoon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:48 pm UTC

yOU gET wOOLEN sPONE

wtf that's a real thing?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:21 pm UTC

You get a conditional statement.

I insert a sweaty sock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:46 pm UTC

You get magical lemonade.

I insert fairy godparents.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:47 pm UTC

You get a crazy man looking for fairy godparents.

I insert the Avatar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:18 pm UTC

You get Master Shifu

I insert an edit
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:44 pm UTC

you get a cut and paste.

i insert laundry.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:16 am UTC

You get a dry cleaning bill, and the laundry 1/100 it’s original size.

I insert a funny joke that only the vending machine truly gets.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:43 am UTC

The vending machine laughs a hollow, mechanical laugh only once and then tells you never to speak of the joke again.

I insert a quarter, my ID card and some various makeups from my purse.
She/Her/Hers.

Sometimes she feels like she should put trigger warnings all over herself?

He buys me a thorn before he buys me a rose/I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold/I'm in love with a monster~

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:24 pm UTC

You get a Barbie and your self-respect.

Side note: I have been reading a few of addams' posts, and I think he is Crazy. He Won't Stop capitalizing Stuff, and I Think I am Getting It.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:59 am UTC

You get her mind.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:40 am UTC

you get adverbs.

i insert an ascii table.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:28 am UTC

You get a elbat iicsa!!!

Freddino18 wrote:You get a Barbie and your self-respect.

Side note: I have been reading a few of addams' posts, and I think he is Crazy. He Won't Stop capitalizing Stuff, and I Think I am Getting It.

I Insert Addams' Soul

Affams is a frequent travler of the “Time Thread” (the one true thread). Due to the specific culture of his thread, sacred words are capitalized, and hats are worn all around. Also there are weird slang terms like “Mustard” and “Molpie”...

I insert TACOCAT backwards.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:28 am UTC

You get a divide by zero error.

addams was talking the way she does well before the Time thread existed. It's just her unique way of typing.

I insert an exam paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:07 am UTC

You get a cheat sheet for your exam. The vending machine attaches a note that says, "Destroy it if it makes you feel guilty."

I insert a pink panther that is not a criminal but an actual pinkish-colored big cat.
She/Her/Hers.

Sometimes she feels like she should put trigger warnings all over herself?

He buys me a thorn before he buys me a rose/I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold/I'm in love with a monster~


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