Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:00 pm UTC

You get an Australian world map
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I insert a book.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:05 am UTC

YOU Get: Untold knowledge both forbidden and mundane, good reads, bad reads, sad/happy/sexy reads... and slightly scandalized by the books' endings?

I insert a beauty queen of indeterminate ages. She's had too much beauty products, cosmetic surgeries, and primping herself to look nice and pretty and she ain't telling neither.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:03 pm UTC

you get plastic surgery

i insert star trek
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:15 pm UTC

You get a roaring, traveling through spaces and times adventures with: A suave, womanizing captain, a pretty black woman communications officer, gay guy that talks to the Captain, Scottish guy does engineering... and a li'l Russian prodigy boy is like one of the engineers or something?

I insert Princess Leia Organa and her BF/Life mate: Han Solo.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:36 am UTC

You get called a nerf-herder.

I insert a Nerf gun.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:15 pm UTC

you get foam bullets.

i insert floss.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:04 pm UTC

You get toothpaste.

I insert the HH-3000.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:46 pm UTC

you get a failed terrorist attack.


i insert jeff goldbloom's acting abilities.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:22 am UTC

You get a velociraptor's killing abilities.

I insert a snowball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:30 am UTC

You get a snowflake.

I insert a supernova.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:42 am UTC

You get massive destruction.

I insert psychic abilities from a young fire starting girl.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:10 pm UTC

You get a brother who is exiled and can only return after completing an impossible task, and two sidekicks: A ditzy acrobat and an overly intense, self-trained assassin.

I insert an unfinished post.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:11 pm UTC

You get a hasty edit.

I insert a Beatles album.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:23 pm UTC

You get the larval form of a classic rock snob.

I insert a vinyl record.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:37 pm UTC

You get a Wagon Wheel.

I insert an unexploded World War II bomb.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:49 am UTC

You get an old but still-standing house.

I insert a negative amount of nothing.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:12 am UTC

You get a maths problem out: It shows you how to divide by zeroes.

I insert my maths illiteracy.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:14 pm UTC

You get an illiterate moth.

I insert green onions.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:26 pm UTC

you get green eggs and ham.

i insert a Turing oracle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:39 pm UTC

You get an Oracle database.

I insert Sweden.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:36 pm UTC

You get invaded, and all you have to defend yourself with is a small blade, a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a corkscrew, mini scissors, a nail file, and a metal toothpick.

I insert a small blade, a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a corkscrew, mini scissors, a nail file, and a metal toothpick.
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:37 pm UTC

you get Sweden.

i insert 1984 bottled wine.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:39 pm UTC

You get 1984 bottled whines.

I insert logic
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"a nebulous cloud of different combinations of styling bodily features"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:41 pm UTC

You get magic.

I insert the moon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:27 pm UTC

You get a Solrock.

I insert a Horcrux
← approximately how gay I am.
"a nebulous cloud of different combinations of styling bodily features"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:29 am UTC

you get immortality.

i insert a frog.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Samik » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:06 am UTC

You get a frog of the opposite gender. Life, uh, finds a way.

I insert ice-nine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:22 am UTC

You get cloud-9 Oh cool, one of those intergender frogs who's gender is opposite to their own gender!

I insert 9 9s.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:28 am UTC

You get nine nines with counting disorders.

I insert my dreams at night....
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:30 pm UTC

You get the perfect specimen of manhood, perfect and desirable in all ways, with perfect facial structure, impeccable social skills, and musculature that is the perfect balance between being anorexic and looking like a giant uterus. Also, he is not gay.

I insert a Slim Jim.
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Samik » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:54 pm UTC

You get morbidly obese Jim from accounting.

I insert something smallish, but palm it carefully so that no one can see what it is.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:38 pm UTC

The vending machine discreetly hands you your item.

I insert a dead body.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Samik » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:13 pm UTC

You get a finely prepared meal based around a not-readily-identifiable-but-nonetheless-delicious protein dish.

I insert a vending machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:44 am UTC

you get a cherry coke.

i insert sunshine lollypops.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Samik » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:41 am UTC

You get moonshine ... moonshine.

I insert a promptly critical nuclear reactor, intending to send this infernal contraption to meet its maker, and render the land around it unapproachable for several generations.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:12 am UTC

You get a nuclear explosion which is just as effective as this one.

I insert a Martian with a balloon full of helium.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:11 am UTC

You get a Martian with a high-pitched squeaky helium voice.

I insert eleven fanatical nuns/cultists of The Scarlet Crusade, who's goal is to slay all impure non-humans, especially the undead.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:22 pm UTC

You get Elven fantastic mums whos' goal is to stay all pure doggos.

I insert an N64
← approximately how gay I am.
"a nebulous cloud of different combinations of styling bodily features"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:00 am UTC

You get a happy Plumber who saves the world, a smart talking hipster gecko secret agent, ninja women and men... and controllers and save packs you have to insert into the controllers.

I insert Emiko the ninja spy girl.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:55 pm UTC

You get Gregory, the lazy pirate.

I insert Addams.
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r


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