Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:19 pm UTC

you get the smell of body odder.

i insert the sun trust bank.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:10 pm UTC

You get a house on the sun.

I insert a birdhouse.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:37 am UTC

you get baby chicks.

i insert the largest known prime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:45 pm UTC

You get Optimus Prime.

I insert a secret recipe.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:30 pm UTC

you get a yummy food dish.

i insert maverick.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:20 pm UTC

You get Tom Cruise.

I insert Nicole Kidman.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:16 pm UTC

you get Eyes Wide Shut.

i insert Training Day.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:20 pm UTC

You get hit by a train.

I insert Pancake Day.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:39 pm UTC

you get blue berry pancake.

i insert goodness.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:02 am UTC

You get grace.

I insert a half-finished fairy chess game.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:26 am UTC

you get a half finished magic trick.

i inert something that hasn't been inserted yet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:33 am UTC

You get what everyone else got, combined together.

I insert my leg.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:59 pm UTC

you get the ability to walk.

i insert fashion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:12 pm UTC

You get all my clothes.

I insert my naked body.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:47 pm UTC

you get your birthday suit.

i insert everyone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:50 pm UTC

You get loneliness.

I insert a rugby ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:05 am UTC

You get a rug pulled out from under you.

I insert the rug that flicky was standing on.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:04 pm UTC

you get a flying carpet.

i insert homemade brownies
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:18 pm UTC

You get high.

I insert phillip1882.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:56 pm UTC

You get jail time for life. Your name will always be remembered for one of the most horrifying murders in living memory.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:32 pm UTC

you get a black hole.

i insert Machiavelli.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:35 pm UTC

You get tagliatelle.

I insert a black-and-white photo of a clown.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:07 pm UTC

you get a color photo of a mime.

i insert a period.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:24 pm UTC

You get a tampon.

I insert a Polo mint.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:10 pm UTC

you get a polo pool.

i insert gravity.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:06 pm UTC

You get friction.

I insert a trampoline.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:57 pm UTC

you get to bounce up and down.

i insert magnetism.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:01 pm UTC

You get attracted to me.

I insert a DVD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:05 pm UTC

you get a movie.

i insert 1 gold piece.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:16 pm UTC

You get a sword.

I insert 1 copper piece.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:47 pm UTC

you get 2 bits.

i insert japan
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:52 pm UTC

You get manga.

I insert my glasses.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:54 pm UTC

You get blindness

I inserta stick and two diamonds
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:02 am UTC

you get a diamond in the rough.

i insert Aladdin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:58 am UTC

You get an Arabian pauper who rubs your house until you get out to yell at him, and then demands you give him 3 wishes.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:37 am UTC

You get dfghsdthpbbcsdhriopyjdxthdfgxgujbbxqsgfhsdrthjt

I insert an error code.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:09 pm UTC

You get an obscure forum thread asking about it with zero replies.

I insert a Check Engine light
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:57 pm UTC

you get knowledge as to when you car needs repair.

i insert the Pythagoras therom.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:20 pm UTC

You get the scarecrow's diploma.

I insert a crucifix necklace.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:06 pm UTC

you get a good luck charm.

i insert private info.
good luck have fun


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