Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed May 29, 2019 5:21 pm UTC

you get infinite cycles

i insert up & down.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu May 30, 2019 6:22 am UTC

You get a proton

I insert an infinite number of bicycles.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 30, 2019 6:46 am UTC

You get an infinite number of Katie Meluas.

I insert a swimsuit.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri May 31, 2019 12:34 pm UTC

You get a slim suit

I insert a brick

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 31, 2019 9:49 pm UTC

You get a wall.

I insert a pregnancy test.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 31, 2019 11:33 pm UTC

you get a child

i insert youtube
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:44 pm UTC

you get youporn
Spoiler:
I tried to let it go, but it was hanging there for 3 days


I insert Kevin Bacon

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:04 pm UTC

You get Paul Erdős.

I insert a book of humorous quotes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:08 pm UTC

You get a laugh.

I insert the smell of dust after rain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:12 pm UTC

You get a Doctor Who Series 6 DVD.

I insert a pony.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:14 pm UTC

You get the knights who say "Neigh".

I insert my robe and wizard hat.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:03 pm UTC

You receive a pet owl.

I insert an old pre-smartphone mobile phone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:08 pm UTC

You get a collect call from an unfamiliar person.

I insert a phone token.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:54 pm UTC

You get a Dragon Coin.

I insert a defunct YouTube account.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:59 am UTC

you got invalid web page.

i insert a diamond
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:39 am UTC

You get my heart.

I insert earwax.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:07 am UTC

You get a candle

Don't google it, you'll regret it.

I insert a birthday cake.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:47 am UTC

You get another year older.

I insert a plastic bag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:02 pm UTC

You get flicky1991.

I insert one end of a wormhole.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:13 pm UTC

You get snacks coming out of strange places.

I insert a Slush Puppie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:43 pm UTC

You get unbranded shaved ice.

I insert a hammer. Forcefully.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:45 pm UTC

You get a problem that really looks like a nail.

I insert a richly paid consultant

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:23 pm UTC

you get good advice.

i insert a difference engine.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:16 pm UTC

You get an additional engine.

I insert a banana.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:42 pm UTC

you get an apple.

i insert something old something new something borrowed something blue.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:03 pm UTC

You get a red fish, a blue violet, a silver bell and a cockle shell.

I insert two mirrors facing each other.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:19 pm UTC

You get a bicycle wheel that spins indefinitely.

I insert my name here.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:28 am UTC

now everyone knows you by name.

i insert the invisible man
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:24 am UTC

You hear "ow, ow, ow", then "aaargh", then the sound of liquid dripping. Your feet are wet but you can't see any blood.
You get invisible blood.

I insert aerogel.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:41 am UTC

You get chemtrails.

I insert a flat Earth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:18 pm UTC

You get the fabled fifth elephant.

I insert several pieces of small audio equipment gathered together in a crate.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:20 pm UTC

You get one big Frankensteinian piece of audio equipment made from all the existing pieces (and the crate).

I insert a selfie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:47 pm UTC

you get to be part of the collective.

i insert unkown
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:49 pm UTC

you get an onymous

I insert Untitled1 (1).png.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:09 pm UTC

You get AnnaKournikova.jpg.vbs.

I insert a pomegranate.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm UTC

You get an apple and a grenade. And a pin.

I insert a star destroyer.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:00 pm UTC

You get a star creator.

I insert a football (the soccer kind).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:29 pm UTC

you get exercise.

i insert care bears.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:36 pm UTC

You get an invite to myspace

I insert an AoL promotional CD

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:42 pm UTC

You get a Norton Antivirus CD.

I insert pineapple juice.
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