Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Beyondthewall » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:54 am UTC

You get Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

I put in four elephants and a turtle.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:58 am UTC

You get a very angry multi-legged wooden chest. You also get devoured by said chest.

I put in a puff of pipe-smoke.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Maseiken » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:00 am UTC

You get a very good book.

I put in Bright copper kettles, warm woollen mittens, and some Brown paper packages tied up with string.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:02 am UTC

You get a broken exoskeleton.

I put in an internet and some change.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Maseiken » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:52 am UTC

You get Rickrolled.

I put in Chuchulain.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:55 am UTC

You get a broken sword.

I put Google in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Maseiken » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:07 am UTC

You broke the internet

I put in a broken internet
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alphaniner » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:08 am UTC

You get an AOL of lesser or much lesser value.

I put in YTMND.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:34 am UTC

You get a VHS version of the YTMND archive. That's a lot of tape.

I put in some duct tape.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Maseiken » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:41 am UTC

You get a fix'd internet (Yay for continuity!)

I put in a Blue-eyes white dragon!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:04 am UTC

You get an angry Pokemon fan.

I put in ugly floor tiles.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:36 am UTC

You get a High School.

I put in a year of forced labor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:53 am UTC

You gain enough EXP to level up.

I put in a black hole.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:52 am UTC

You get two universes.

I put in a hole. (NOT put a hole in).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LeftHandOfTheDevil » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:19 pm UTC

You get a square peg and a round hole.

I put in a research paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:03 pm UTC

you get some shredded paper and a small note "my dog ate it"

I put in all the worlds problems
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:23 pm UTC

you get a bag of nuts

i put in my keyboard
HOSTING -> Heroquest
:idea: CHAOS BONUS :idea:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Beyondthewall » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:48 pm UTC

You get a keyboard with the center rows of keys replaced with keys to spell out "helpimtrappedinavendingmachine"

You put in a screwdriver.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:50 pm UTC

((why didn't you put that screwdriver in yourself?))

You get a drunk vending machine.

I put in 2 D6 and a D10.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:56 pm UTC

you get out a worrior with 7 HP and 8Mana

I put in my mouse.
HOSTING -> Heroquest
:idea: CHAOS BONUS :idea:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

You get a clitoris.

I put in Clarke's Third Law.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LeftHandOfTheDevil » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:51 pm UTC

You get Newton's Third Law.

I put in a middle school's eighth graders.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:08 pm UTC

You get lots of crying and whining.

I put in a peeled grape.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LeftHandOfTheDevil » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:10 pm UTC

You get a bottle of wine.

I put in a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Brineshrimp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:19 pm UTC

You get a magic beanstalk.

I put in my homework.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

You get it back, written backwards, on toilet paper.

In put in a puppy !
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby drosophila » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:22 pm UTC

You get what looks like a puppy that has been pushed through a 1mm sieve.


I put in a pox virus.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:25 pm UTC

You get the Ebola virus.

I put all of the extra CO2 that everyone has been whining about.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Brineshrimp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:48 pm UTC

You get some HCO3, with sugar and color. AKA: SODA.

I put in a piano.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:04 pm UTC

you get out a set of keys.

i put in a train ticket
HOSTING -> Heroquest
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:08 pm UTC

You get the polar express.

I put in a calculus textbook.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:09 pm UTC

you get out a history test book

i put in my phone.
HOSTING -> Heroquest
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Brineshrimp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:09 pm UTC

AH Ninja'ed.

You get a broken iPhone.

I put in some vitamin C.
Cramped Crustaceans need love too.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:11 pm UTC

You get some Malk, now with vitamin R.

I put in an old mattress.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vekter » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:21 pm UTC

You get a waterbed.

I put in a Coke.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:23 pm UTC

you get a strange white substance

i put in lemonade
HOSTING -> Heroquest
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Brineshrimp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:37 pm UTC

You get a lemonparty!

I put in a hilighter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:56 pm UTC

You get a Coke.

I put in the polar ice caps.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

You get a lettuce.

I put in a telescope.

The List, still going strong:
Spoiler:
spare shoelaces
Jesus action figure
magic 8-ball
baby toe
dime
watch
a bit more than can be considered spare change
coupon for one free wish from corrupt-a-wish
vending machine
xkcd comic
double post
MC Hammer
english wikipedia
broken iPod
500 pill-and then a bit more-bottle of 1000mg Vitamin C tablets
an unheard-of amount of hot sauce
tux plushie
mouse cursor
gavel
slightly less than a decades worth of toenail clippings
paperclip chain
lolcat
Raptor-Jesus
Pandora's Box (closed)
pushed button
silicon chip
throne
excrement
spanner
soap
smiley
loonie
gum
starbucks chai latte
kitten
hole punch
bottle of water
baby's first word
jollyrancher
swiss army knife
duck
colour green
raptor
optimus prime
wii
sledgehammer
bad pun
bender
2 calculus textbooks
britney spears
a "gold" sticky note
Half full bottle of Strawberry Banana flavored Sobe
chainsaw
paris hilton
DVD of Bio-Dome
Ramen noodles
brochure for a Natural history Museum.
pKps band's last song
boa constrictor
finger
2 (two) internets
very large magnet
pic of ex-girlfriend
IPA (beverage)
sock
lotus-tit
france
ouija board
slash fanfic
hope
pre-christmas 24 hour marathon of A Christmas Story
Texas Instruments TI-30XIIS, scientific calculator
a very crappy Monday
Puttin
vinyl record of Purple Rain
Royal Rainbow
an old Magic: The gathering card
paperclip
horse
arcade cabinet
old trackball
sling shot
a need to be at school
sanity
jellyfish
small collection of beetles
yellow submarine
a recording of Lenard Cohen's "The Future"
1 million jigawatts of electric power
some old T-shirts
a pair of handcuffs
glasses
cardboard box
Ford DeLorean, 1.21 jiggawatts and a flux capacitor
winter depression
psychobilly webradio
four elephants and a turtle
puff of pipe smoke
Bright copper kettles, warm woollen mittens, and some Brown paper packages tied up with string.
chuchulain
google
YTMND
duct tape
blue-eyes white dragon
ugly floor tiles
year of forced labour
black hole
hole
all the worlds problems
screwdriver
2D6 + D10
mouse (computer)
Clarke's Third Law
a middle school's eighth graders
peeled grape
bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
pox virus
some extra CO2
piano
train ticket
phone
an old mattress
lemonade
highlighter
polar ice caps
telescope
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:35 pm UTC

You get a keg of beer.

I put in four AA batteries.


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