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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:23 pm UTC

You get a sound recording of "rock You Like a Hurricane"

I put in some gum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby keozen » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:27 pm UTC

Out pops a teaspoon

I pop in a starbucks chai latte
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby o0o0xmods0o0o » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:33 pm UTC

The machine throws up on your shirt.

I put in a kitten.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:37 pm UTC

You get out a rooster :wink:

I put in a hole punch.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby o0o0xmods0o0o » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:40 pm UTC

You get a stapler.

I put in a bottle of water.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Beyondthewall » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:41 pm UTC

Edit: ninja'd.

You get a bottle of acid.

I put in a baby's first word.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby o0o0xmods0o0o » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:43 pm UTC

You get a card that reads "Muthafucka how you like this?"

I put in a jollyrancher.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby keozen » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:47 pm UTC

You get a holy book

I pop in a toenail clipping
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:25 pm UTC

You get a note saying, "Dude, for crap's sake, I've already got a decade's worth of these!"

I put in a Swiss Army knife.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:27 pm UTC

Just an update on The List
Spoiler:
spare shoelaces
Jesus action figure
magic 8 ball
baby toe
dime
watch
spare change
coupon for one free wish from corrupt-a-wish
vending machine
xkcd comic
double post
All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #1
MC Hammer
english wikipedia
broken ipod
500 pill bottle of 1000mg vitamin c tablets
unheard-of amount of hot sauce
tux plushie
mouse cursor
gavel
lettuce
a decades worth of toenail clippings
coconut
paperclip chain
lolcat
Raptor-Jesus
Pandora's Box (closed)
pushed button
silicon chip
throne
excrement
spanner
soap
smiley
loonie
gum
starbucks chai latte
kitten
hole punch
bottle of water
baby's first word
jollyrancher
toenail clipping
swiss army knife

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chaos9 » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:15 pm UTC

The machine explodes, good thing these machines have been mass-produced!

I put Rodan in the other vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:17 pm UTC

I get a nice massage.

I put a duck nto the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kerberos » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:19 pm UTC

A mallard comes out of the machine.

I put a vending machine into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chaos9 » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:19 pm UTC

You get a hypno duck.

I put the color green into the vending machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:40 pm UTC

You get a crossword puzzle. It's not easy.

I put in a roll of duct tape.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Maseiken » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:47 pm UTC

You get an empty roll of duct tape.

I put my power level into the Vending machine.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:25 am UTC

you get a solid gold sculpture of the number 0.

I put in a raptor.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Maseiken » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:33 am UTC

You get eviscerated

I put in Optimus Prime (Actual optimus prime, not the filtered thing)
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:34 am UTC

You get a truck.

I put in a wii.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:46 am UTC

You get Wee Willie Winkie.

I put in a sledgehammer.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kerberos » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:59 am UTC

You get out a two-by-four.

I put a hole into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:07 am UTC

Oops. That hole went through right where all the toenail clippings were. You get covered in toenail clippings.

I put a bad pun into the vending machine.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:15 am UTC

You get William Shakespeare.

I put Bender into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby J Spade » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:16 am UTC

You get a laughter track recording.

I put my calculus textbook in.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:32 am UTC

You get a box of delicious math!

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I put Britney Spears into the machine.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:43 am UTC

You get Paris Hilton.

I put a sticky note with "gold" written on it into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby drosophila » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:43 am UTC

You get Kevin Fedderline, covered in an unheard-of amount of hot sauce. <Ninja'd, but you get Fedderline anyway.>


I put in a week's worth of Ben Roethlisberger's dirty laundry.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:45 am UTC

You get Chris Crocker out.

I put a Half full bottle of Strawberry Banana flavored Sobe. (an "energy drink", like gatorade but better)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:50 am UTC

You get a sandwich from Quizno's.

I put in a chainsaw.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:52 am UTC

You get firewood.

I put Paris Hilton back into the vending machine. I don't want her.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 am UTC

You get 4chan.

I put a DVD of Bio-Dome into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alphaniner » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:01 am UTC

You get tackled by the vending for feeding it that crap.

I put in a pack of Ramen noodles

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:06 am UTC

You get some nice fettuccine Alfredo.

I put in a brochure for a Natural history Museum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alphaniner » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:08 am UTC

You get a giant enemy crab, whose weak point you must attack for massive damage.

I put in the BeeGees

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby pKp » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:10 am UTC

You get a free ticket for the Creation Museum.

I put my band's last song in the machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alphaniner » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:13 am UTC

You get a gold record.

I put in a cherry Pop-Tart

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:15 am UTC

I updated the list.
Spoiler:
spare shoelaces
Jesus action figure
magic 8 ball
baby toe
dime
watch
spare change
coupon for one free wish from corrupt-a-wish
vending machine
xkcd comic
double post
All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #1
MC Hammer
english wikipedia
broken ipod
500 pill bottle of 1000mg vitamin c tablets
unheard-of amount of hot sauce
tux plushie
mouse cursor
gavel
lettuce
a decades worth of toenail clippings
coconut
paperclip chain
lolcat
Raptor-Jesus
Pandora's Box (closed)
pushed button
silicon chip
throne
excrement
spanner
soap
smiley
loonie
gum
starbucks chai latte
kitten
hole punch
bottle of water
baby's first word
jollyrancher
toenail clipping
swiss army knife
Rodan the Mighty.
duck
The Colour green
roll of duct tape
Maseiken's power level
raptor (oh shi-!)
Optimus Prime
Wii
sledgehammer
hole
bad pun
Bender
calculus textbook
Britney Spears
sticky note with "gold" written on it
week's worth of Ben Roethlisberger's dirty laundry
half a bottle of strawberry-banana Sobe
chainsaw
Paris hilton
copy of Bio-Dome
ramen
brochure for a Natural History Museum
the BeeGees
Pkp's band's last song
cherry pop-tart


Anyhoo, you get an extremely burnt cherry pop-tart.

I put in a cherry pop-tart as well.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:18 am UTC

Hahaha. That's a great list. :D

Those toenail clippings came back out, though... or at least some of them did.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:19 am UTC

You get a cherry pop tart that's only halfway warm.

I put in a boa constrictor.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:19 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:Hahaha. That's a great list. :D

Those toenail clippings came back out, though... or at least some of them did.

Well, yeah. You gotta wonder if it transmutes the stuff or if it gives you something it happens to have.

anyway, Rowan Atkinson pops out of the machine.

I put in my finger, to see what happens.
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