Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:58 am UTC

The dynamite doesn't explode, but due to quantum fluctuations in the space-time continum, turns into a chicken and walks out, making odd sizzling noise. Incidently, the chicken soon blows up, creating a hole in the ground that looks kind of like a hole in the ground.

I put in a non-sequitur.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:03 pm UTC

you get a red herring

I put in you!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:18 am UTC

You get back a red mask, a cape, a superhero costume, and a katana with a map of Soviet Russia.

With the help of over 9000 people, cranes, moving trucks, and hundreds of pulleys, and after expending great effort, energy, time, and expense put BP's headquarters into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:00 am UTC

You get out bitching and complaints that wont solve anything.

I put 42
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:03 am UTC

You get a rather nice towel.

I put 21 million dollars into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:08 am UTC

You get a Hershebian Half-Dong

I put in a smily.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:54 pm UTC

you get a nObama sticker

i put in a straw-man argument
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:50 am UTC

You get 'The Wicker Man'

I put in a lolcat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:36 pm UTC

You get stabbed in the face.

I put in Mishrak, the bunnypus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:13 pm UTC

a bad pun

i put in immaturity
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Midnight » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:11 pm UTC

you get poop.


I put in a winnie-the-pooh lunch box.
uhhhh fuck.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby QuantumED » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:12 am UTC

You get a horse's turd (get it? Whinny the Poo? I'm hillarious)

I put in a bad joke.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:28 pm UTC

You get a plush doll of kiamason :lol:

i put in a plush doll of TLC
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:31 am UTC

Assuming "TLC" is "tasteslikecoke"...
You get Pepsi.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:34 am UTC

you get /b/
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the game


I put in drawball
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:04 pm UTC

you get mountain oysters

i put in obama
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kargool » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:09 am UTC

You get peace, equality and a stable global economy.
LOL JK! you get george bush, only black this time.

I put in Randall

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:00 pm UTC

You get unpoped Kernel

i put in a mac and a trashcan
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby olicool10 » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:14 pm UTC

You get a mac in a trashcan.

I put in my soul.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bruenor » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:32 pm UTC

You get my soul.

I put in a Rubik's cube.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:51 am UTC

You get a snarky klepto robot, an idiot 20th century pizza guy, a mutant cyclops, a crab doctor, a 166 year old mad scientist, a level 36 Jamaican Bureaucrat, a rocket fuel shitting hamster and an Asian Martian.

I put Soviet Canukistan in along with a spell checker.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:57 am UTC

You get bastardised editions of Dr Seuss books.

I put in my raging will to live.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:48 pm UTC

you get a live raging willy. O.o


i put in some trailmix
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:03 am UTC

You get my terrible allergy to nuts.

I put in the vomit and phlegm I expell...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:10 am UTC

You get vomit and phlegm you inpel

I put in old 10000BC coins

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:07 pm UTC

you get a note in return that reads "yoink!"



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Re: Vending machine!

Postby muskr@ » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:42 am UTC

you get a loon

i put a gun in the mashine

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby VectorZero » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:08 am UTC

You get a Deus ex Machina

I put a Chicken Tandoori in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:25 pm UTC

you get Chicken Marsala

I put in Garlic Naan (nevermind, i eats it!)

i put in Mango Juice
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:16 pm UTC

You get electrocuted.

I put in a completely multiplicative, transcendental function.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:06 pm UTC

You get [imath]x^{\pi}[/imath].

I put in [imath]\pi^x[/imath].

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:18 pm UTC

You get 3.14^17


I put a Stridsvagan 74 in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:33 am UTC

You get a DU round.

I put in a Frogzombie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Badion » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:09 pm UTC

You get a spoiled carton of milk, shame

I put in the laser gun from WaW
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby undestinomas » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:29 pm UTC

You get a box of Wonderflonium.

I put in a spoonful of instant coffee

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:02 pm UTC

You get a coffee bean

I put in a Wunderwaffe DG-2
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ReeceCool » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:24 am UTC

you get a toy water pistol

I put in a rubber chicken

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:30 pm UTC

you get a rubber ducky


i put in an alien swarm
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby morjax » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:50 pm UTC

you get hours of free fun!

I'll put in a new disposable camera

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:26 pm UTC

you get old pictures of your mom naked...

i put in a lasagna
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