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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:01 pm UTC

You get Garfield.

I put in a halogen lamp.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:47 pm UTC

you get an anghelo palm

i put in an anagram
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:28 am UTC

You get tug yeo.

I put in a fallacy.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ReeceCool » Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:29 am UTC

(You Get) Anagram Pain Unit
(That's an anagram of 'I put in an anagram')

I put in a Ford Fiesta

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:14 pm UTC

you get a Zastava Koral :D

i put in 5 grams of caffeine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:45 am UTC

You get a very hyper vending machine.

After the vending machine calms down I put Kromix in.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:00 am UTC

You get a very hyper vending machine. and a kromix with a caffeine withdrawal headache

i put in Quantum sunshine in the Vending machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:59 pm UTC

You get out a mildly confused penguin.

I put in a Nintendo 3DS.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:43 pm UTC

You get a penguin who promptly installs Linux on the Nintendo 3DS.

I put in an artichoke.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:31 pm UTC

you get a achy heart, and achy achy heart.


tuq in dislexya I
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:54 am UTC

You get the cure for SDIA.


I put in a fire lizard.
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keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:42 am UTC

You get a note that reads "I.O.U."


i put in a raincheck
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:14 pm UTC

Your bank account gets flooded by a curiously localized hurricane.

I put in the eye of that hurricane.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:50 pm UTC

You get out a human eye.

I put in a slightly larger vending machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:51 pm UTC

You get a message requesting exact change.


I put in The Eye of the Tiger.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:33 pm UTC

You get out Kung Fu Fighting.

I put in exact change.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:13 pm UTC

you get a note from Mooch-elle Obama that reads "thank you, it helped finance my vacation to Spain that covered 40 friends and 60 rooms at the taxpayer's expense"


i put in a disgruntled citizen's note...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:44 pm UTC

You get a Tea Party recruitment letter.

I burn the letter and put in the ashes.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:43 pm UTC

You get a lawsuit from the ACLU

I put in the entire membership of the ACLU.
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keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby margomoh » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:31 am UTC

The vending machine spits out a document about it's civil liberty to not have people shoved in it.

I put in Sarah Palin.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:11 am UTC

She refuses to enter and instead lectures you on apostrophe usage.

I put in ... nothing!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:32 am UTC

You get a proton and an antiproton.

I put in Fermilab.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:42 am UTC

you get the largest super collider in the US

I put in a recursion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:04 pm UTC

You get "you get "you get "you get "you get ... " " " "

I put in a wristwatch.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:23 pm UTC

you get ./wrist

i put in an emo kid
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ngkorth » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:10 am UTC

You get a carrot-pickle-espresso monstrosity. (from Questionable Content)

I put in a piece of paper with "import antigravity" written on it.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:23 am UTC

You get a bottle that has a sample of everything in the medicine cabinet.

I put in Jeph Jacques.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby margomoh » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:55 am UTC

You get Rich Burlew.

I put in the Independent Order of Odd Fellows.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ngkorth » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:34 am UTC

You get several perfectly normal people.

I put in a large quantity of Mudkipz.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 am UTC

you get a paper clip

I put in a complete thought
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby silverlininglead » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:40 am UTC

i start humping the vending machine slot...

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:01 am UTC

you get Obama, i mean an incomplete thought.... same difference...


i put in a eye stigmata
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby dgkorth » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:25 am UTC

you got pedobear. with a wrench

i put in a boneless cat

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:11 pm UTC

you get some fine asian cuisine,



i put in a Bitten (baby bat)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:58 pm UTC

You get Batman.

I put in an obscure internet reference.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby dgkorth » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:27 am UTC

you got a rabid squirrel

i put in system of a down

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:38 pm UTC

you get SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!


i put in an emokid and a dull knife... LOL
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:59 am UTC

Obtienes tu avatar actual.

Puse en el chupacabra.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:19 am UTC

In Spanish, Quantum Sunshine wrote:You get your current avatar.
I put in the chupacabra.

Du erhaltest dein Tod.
Ich stecke kosmologische Inflation ein.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keand64 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:36 am UTC

You get a message telling you that your language is not supported by the Vending Machine's operating system.

I put in Mega Man.
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