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Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:45 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get Birthday Suit Samus. YAY!!!


i put in a "Rooster Booster"

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:48 pm UTC
by furgale
you get a rockstar

I put in a giraffe

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:24 pm UTC
by LucasBrown
You get quertial aphasia.
I put in a MicroSD card.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:49 am UTC
by Keand64
Your memory becomes that of a computer. (Unfortunately, you now experience retrograde amnesia on contact or in the vincinity of strong magnets).

I put in a dollar twenty five. And hit the 'pepsi' button. (A dollar twenty five says I don't get a pepsi).

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:54 am UTC
by _infina_
You get a Pepsi.

I put in a gator.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:50 am UTC
by Quantum Sunshine
You get out hungry hungry hippos.

I put in the entire McDonalds food chain.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:35 pm UTC
by LucasBrown
You get triple bypass surgery.

I put in the surgeon.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:29 pm UTC
by Kromix
LucasBrown wrote:You get triple bypass surgery.

I put in the surgeon.



you get an √úbercharge

i put in a backburner

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:34 pm UTC
by Vapour
You get backstabbed by a spy because you don't have your weapon...HA

I put in a cup of tea.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:04 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get a cup of piss

i put in hickory smoked horse buttholes in a cup

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:52 am UTC
by Keand64
you get horseshit.

i put in a spike.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:44 am UTC
by The Scyphozoa
You get a drink.

I put in DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAH.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:19 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get Dr. Tran!


i put in a chicken

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:47 pm UTC
by BurningLed
You get an egg. Image

I put in a chocobo

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:03 am UTC
by _infina_
You get a highly mangled chocobo.

I put in a golden ticket.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:28 am UTC
by Quantum Sunshine
You get out a traffic ticket.

I put in the vending machine that I'm putting the vending machine into.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:12 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get a pink pony that rapes you relentlessly

i put in a condom ( Used )

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:11 pm UTC
by Quantum Sunshine
You get out your mom ( Used )

I put in Anikin Skywalker

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:33 am UTC
by eaglef2
you get a butt load of stupid

I put in the next poster

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:21 pm UTC
by Quantum Sunshine
You get screams for help (HELP!)

Since I'm currently in the vending machine, I attempt to crawl out and put $1.00 in for a Pepsi.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:41 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get raped by a donkey wearing a tutu


i put in some feces...

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:09 pm UTC
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
You get hordes of angry ninjas who were using the vending machine as their hiding place.

I put in sodium acetate.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:38 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get a supersaturated solution inside a gelcap that is wrapped as a candy. '


i put in Kool-Aid(R)

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:20 am UTC
by eaglef2
you get a trademark

I put in candy

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:45 pm UTC
by _infina_
You get out exact change.

I put in Forum Games.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:28 am UTC
by RedBandit
You get back a printout of the Vending Machine thread.

I put a pair of jumper cables into the vending machine.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:39 pm UTC
by Kromix
you get a dead battery


i put in Badion's used sister in the vending machine

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:36 am UTC
by RedBandit
You get beaten to death by Catwoman.

I put a packet of salt from a fast food restaraunt into the vending machine.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:27 pm UTC
by Kromix
You get a hamster with a packet strapped to his butt

i put in said hamster and some pvc piping into the vending machine

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:27 pm UTC
by Me321
You get: 1 rubber duck, 2 oranges, 3 pies, 4 gallons of fried chicken, 5 miles of hand sanatizer, 6 pints of moons, and 7 7's.

I put in 1 foot of inches.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:38 am UTC
by Manticorehunter
You get the entire metric system.

I put in $1.25 and a tube of Carmex.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:45 am UTC
by Have_A_SnApple
Out comes a chunk of partially napped obsidian, a bone awl, some rawhide thongs, a small ball of dried animal hair, a cloak woven from dried grass, a strip of hide from an unknown animal which is ~30cm wide by ~1m long, and bag-like object made from several grids of ferrite core memory, adorned with badly corroded resistors. Inside this are several fairly ordinary 8 and 16 pin DIP chips and one which is clearly an Intel 4004, it's gold plated conductors still untarnished.

I put in a cardboard box containing over 100 rolls of 7 row punched tape which contains data used by wire wrap machines and CNC routers.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:38 pm UTC
by Me321
You get the entire state of Alaska



I put in a marker

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:48 pm UTC
by Antimony-120
You get out a green apple, blueberries, whatever the red one smelled like, cinnamon, black liquorice, lemon, and any other colours I'm forgetting.


I put Xeno's paradox halfway in.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:26 am UTC
by Have_A_SnApple
Out comes the Pythagorean theorem.

In goes a massive spherical device festooned with warning labels (some of them several generations old). Some of it's components are cryogenic, others are superheated. It must never be disconnected from it's electrical source, for at it's center is a temporarily stabilized and buffered singularity.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:37 pm UTC
by popman
you get nothing




I put incorrect grammer in

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:46 pm UTC
by SummerGlauFan
You get a grammar nazi, complete with a scolding from your high-school English teacher.

I put in a keyboard, with some of the keys switched around.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:56 pm UTC
by PhoenixEnigma
Frg .y m. .y.pban day.e x.jago. C jab-y yfl. abfydcbi m.abcbiugn abfmrp.

I put in a Dvorak keyboard

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:03 am UTC
by Me321
you get an abcdef keyboard

I put in a home-made cake.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:04 am UTC
by SummerGlauFan
You get a lie.

I put in 1 (one) metric crapton.